News Ticker

This news ticker headline caught me way off guard.

the only reason i'm thinking against it is because the news during the grandmapocolypse scares me. (yes. i'm a wimp) is the news still the same with scary stuff off?. edit: changed thingy

I want to see all the news tickers, but they appear randomly, hopefully an object can be added that allows them to be seen without that problem

Not really a catastrophe I would say..

Is this a bug in the game or did Orteil make an update?

Heavy dissent rages between the schools of Air Magic and Air Magic.

By the way, all encyclopedias are humpback whales.

News ticker:women wakes up from coma, tries cookie for the first time, dies.

At a certain point (Maybe 10,100,000,000,000 cookies and it's time to stop playing will move further), it would say "The Milky Way has been renamed to The Cookie Way in honor of your cookies!" and "it's time to stop playing" would be moved to 10,500,000,000,000 cookies

Yeah um im not sure why this popped up because i do not have, nor have i ever had a black sugar lump

I laugh out loud every time i see this

I got a news ticker about it

????

So my username in the game is "smelly turd". And in the news ticker, it read:

"cookie manufacturer smelly turd relatively less crappy than competitors; i forgot what that last part said

Yeah my bakery named after shit and it's less shitty than others

I'm wondering if this is intentional or if I'm just getting absurdly unlucky today.

I occasionally get an item in my News Ticker along the lines of having "an obsession with round numbers"; not coincidentally, most of my buildings were in multiples of 100 at the time (the one exception I can think of is 666 Grandmas). This isn't mentioned in the Wiki. Does anybody know exactly what triggers it?

Some how before i even started the game, it said in the news ticker: The end is near. maybe you should think twice about opening the door

I’m having trouble finding certain News Ticker messages in the wiki page because I was hoping to add some more trivia like I did with the MythBusters reference. Do you think you could find missing messages like the one that says, “Mother Nature will be like “slooooooow dooooooown”?