Achievement

For achievements in beta versions, see Cookie Clicker Beta.

All achievements as of 2.052, not including Dungeon achievements.

Achievements are badges you earn for achieving certain goals, and each one increases the amount of milk you have (except shadow achievements). They were introduced in version 1.026. As of version 2.052, there are 622 normal achievements and 17 shadow achievements, totaling 639 achievements. Additionally, there are four dungeon achievements related to, of course, dungeons.

The number shown on the stats page represents the normal achievements, which are counted by default. Shadow achievements are uncounted until they are earned, and are then shown as (+1) (if one shadow achievement is earned, for example) next to the number of normal achievements in purple text.

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Normal Achievements

Cookies baked in one ascension

One ascension cookie achievements 

	Icon	Name	Description	ID
		Wake and bake	Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.	0
		Making some dough	Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.	1
		So baked right now	Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.	2
		Fledgling bakery	Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.	3
		Affluent bakery	Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.	4
		World-famous bakery	Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.	5
		Cosmic bakery	Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.	6
		Galactic bakery	Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.	7
		Universal bakery	Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.	8
		Timeless bakery	Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.	9
		Infinite bakery	Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.	10
		Immortal bakery	Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.	11
		Don't stop me now	Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.	12
		You can stop now	Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.	13
		Cookies all the way down	Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.	14
		Overdose	Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.	15
		How?	Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.	223
		The land of milk and cookies	Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.	224
		He who controls the cookies controls the universe	Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension. "The milk must flow!"	225
		Tonight on Hoarders	Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.	226
		Are you gonna eat all that?	Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.	227
		We're gonna need a bigger bakery	Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.	228
		In the mouth of madness	Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension. "A cookie is just what we tell each other it is."	229
		Brought to you by the letter	Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.	230
		The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had	Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.	279
		Set for life	Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.	280
		Panic! at Nabisco	Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.	372
		Bursting at the seams	Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.	373
		Just about full	Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.	374
		Hungry for more	Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.	375
		Feed me, Orteil	Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.	390
		And then what?	Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.	391
		I think it's safe to say you've got it made	Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.	429
		A sometimes food	Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.	451
		Not enough of a good thing	Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.	452
		Horn of plenty	Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.	453
		Large and in charge	Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.	470
		Absolutely stuffed	Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.	471
		It's only wafer-thin	Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension. "Just the one!"	472
		Think big	Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.	534
		Hypersize me	Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.	535
		Max capacity	Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.	536
		Fake it till you bake it	Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.	578
		History in the baking	Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.	579
		What do you get for the baker who has everything	Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.	586
		Bottomless pit	Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.	587
		Rainy day fund	Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.	592
		And a little extra	Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.	593

Cookies baked per second

CpS boosted by Golden/Wrath Cookie effects, the Shimmering Veil, the Golden Switch boost, loans from the Stock Market, or Sugar Frenzy is not applicable for these achievements. CpS drain by Wrinkler withering does not affect the ability to earn these achievements. These achievements are based on "Raw cookies per second" which is now shown on the Stats page directly below "Cookies per second." Unlike other CpS boosts, Krumblor's auras, the Garden and the Pantheon directly affect raw CpS (the "dragon's fortune" aura doesn't count toward raw Cps).

Cookies per second achievements 

	Icon	Name	Description	ID
		Casual baking	Bake 1 cookie per second.	16
		Hardcore baking	Bake 10 cookies per second.	17
		Steady tasty stream	Bake 100 cookies per second.	18
		Cookie monster	Bake 1,000 cookies per second.	19
		Mass producer	Bake 10,000 cookies per second.	20
		Cookie vortex	Bake 1 million cookies per second.	21
		Cookie pulsar	Bake 10 million cookies per second.	22
		Cookie quasar	Bake 100 million cookies per second.	23
		Oh hey, you're still here	Bake 1 billion cookies per second.	24
		Let's never bake again	Bake 10 billion cookies per second.	25
		A world filled with cookies	Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.	231
		When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour	Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.	232
		Fast and delicious	Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.	233
		Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz	Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second. "Tastier than a hertz donut, anyway."	234
		Woops, you solved world hunger	Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.	235
		Turbopuns	Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second. "Mother Nature will be like "slowwwww dowwwwwn"."	236
		Faster menner	Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.	237
		And yet you're still hungry	Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.	238
		The Abakening	Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.	239
		There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?	Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.	240
		Fast	Bake 1 septillion cookies per second. "Wow!"	241
		Knead for speed	Bake 10 septillion cookies per second. "How did we not make that one yet?"	274
		Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming	Bake 100 septillion cookies per second. "Didn't make sense not to click for fun."	275
		I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center	Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.	276
		The proof of the cookie is in the baking	Bake 10 octillion cookies per second. "How can you have any cookies if you don't bake your dough?"	277
		If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing	Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.	278
		Running with scissors	Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.	368
		Rarefied air	Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.	369
		Push it to the limit	Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.	370
		Green cookies sleep furiously	Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.	371
		Leisurely pace	Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.	388
		Hypersonic	Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.	389
		Gotta go fast	Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.	428
		Bake him away, toys	Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.	448
		You're #1 so why try harder	Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.	449
		Haven't even begun to peak	Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.	450
		What did we even eat before these	Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.	467
		Heavy flow	Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.	468
		More you say?	Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.	469
		Keep going until I say stop	Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.	531
		But I didn't say stop, did I?	Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.	532
		With unrivaled fervor	Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.	533
		I am speed	Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.	576
		And on and on	Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.	577
		Everything happens so much	Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.	584
		I'll rest when I'm dead	Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.	585
		Can we get much higher	Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.	590
		Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)	Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.	591

Clicking

Clicking achievements 

	Icon	Name	Description	ID
		Clicktastic	Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.	30
		Clickathlon	Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.	31
		Clickolympics	Make 10 million cookies from clicking.	32
		Clickorama	Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.	33
		Clickasmic	Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.	100
		Clickageddon	Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.	145
		Clicknarok	Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.	146
		Clickastrophe	Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.	244
		Clickataclysm	Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.	245
		The ultimate clickdown	Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking. "(of ultimate destiny.)"	337
		All the other kids with the pumped up clicks	Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.	376
		One...more...click...	Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.	377
		Clickety split	Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.	473
		Ain't that a click in the head	Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.	574
		What's not clicking	Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.	640

Building Achievements

Cursor

Cursor achievements 

	Icon	Name	Description	ID
		Click	Have 1 cursor.	34
		Double-click	Have 2 cursors.	35
		Mouse wheel	Have 50 cursors.	36
		Of Mice and Men	Have 100 cursors.	37
		The Digital	Have 200 cursors.	38
		Extreme polydactyly	Have 300 cursors.	147
		Dr. T	Have 400 cursors.	148
		Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals	Have 500 cursors. "& KNUCKLES"	246
		With her finger and her thumb	Have 600 cursors.	398
		Gotta hand it to you	Have 700 cursors.	474
		The devil's workshop	Have 800 cursors.	493
		All on deck	Have 900 cursors.	641
		A round of applause	Have 1000 cursors. "Boy, are my arms tired!"	642
		Click delegator	Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.	134
		Finger clickin' good	Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.	189
		Click (starring Adam Sandler)	Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.	293
		Freaky jazz hands	Reach level 10 cursors.	307

Grandma

Grandma achievements 

	Icon	Name	Description	ID
		Just wrong	Sell a grandma. "I thought you loved me."	39
		Elder	Own at least 7 grandma types.	81
		Veteran	Own at least 14 grandma types. "14's a crowd!"	431
		The elder scrolls	Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors. "Let me guess. Someone stole your cookie."	248
		Grandma's cookies	Have 1 grandma.	40
		Sloppy kisses	Have 50 grandmas.	41
		Retirement home	Have 100 grandmas.	42
		Friend of the ancients	Have 150 grandmas.	101
		Ruler of the ancients	Have 200 grandmas.	102
		The old never bothered me anyway	Have 250 grandmas.	149
		The agemaster	Have 300 grandmas.	208
		To oldly go	Have 350 grandmas.	209
		Aged well	Have 400 grandmas.	338
		101st birthday	Have 450 grandmas.	339
		But wait 'til you get older	Have 500 grandmas.	340
		Defense of the ancients	Have 550 grandmas.	399
		Okay boomer	Have 600 grandmas.	475
		They moistly come at night	Have 650 grandmas.	556
		And now you're even older	Have 700 grandmas.	618
		Gushing grannies	Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.	135
		Panic at the bingo	Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.	190
		Frantiquities	Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.	294
		Methuselah	Reach level 10 grandmas.	308

Farm

Farm achievements 

	Icon	Name	Description	ID
		Bought the farm	Have 1 farm.	43
		Reap what you sow	Have 50 farms.	44
		Farm ill	Have 100 farms.	45
		Perfected agriculture	Have 150 farms.	115
		Homegrown	Have 200 farms.	150
		Gardener extraordinaire	Have 250 farms.	210
		Seedy business	Have 300 farms.	250
		You and the beanstalk	Have 350 farms.	281
		Harvest moon	Have 400 farms.	341
		Make like a tree	Have 450 farms.	354
		Sharpest tool in the shed	Have 500 farms.	400
		Overripe	Have 550 farms.	476
		In the green	Have 600 farms.	494
		It's grown on you	Have 650 farms.	557
		Au naturel	Have 700 farms.	619
		I hate manure	Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.	136
		Rake in the dough	Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.	191
		Overgrowth	Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.	295
		Huge tracts of land	Reach level 10 farms.	309

Mine

Mine achievements 

	Icon	Name	Description	ID
		You know the drill	Have 1 mine.	49
		Excavation site	Have 50 mines.	50
		Hollow the planet	Have 100 mines.	51
		Can you dig it	Have 150 mines.	117
		Center of the Earth	Have 200 mines.	152
		Tectonic ambassador	Have 250 mines.	211
		Freak fracking	Have 300 mines.	251
		Romancing the stone	Have 350 mines.	282
		Mine?	Have 400 mines.	342
		Cave story	Have 450 mines.	355
		Hey now, you're a rock	Have 500 mines.	401
		Rock on	Have 550 mines.	477
		Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way	Have 600 mines.	495
		Don't let the walls cave in on you	Have 650 mines.	558
		Dirt-rich	Have 700 mines.	620
		Never dig down	Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.	137
		Quarry on	Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.	192
		Sedimentalism	Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.	296
		D-d-d-d-deeper	Reach level 10 mines.	310

Factory

Factory achievements 

	Icon	Name	Description	ID
		Production chain	Have 1 factory.	46
		Industrial revolution	Have 50 factories.	47
		Global warming	Have 100 factories.	48
		Ultimate automation	Have 150 factories.	116
		Technocracy	Have 200 factories.	151
		Rise of the machines	Have 250 factories.	212
		Modern times	Have 300 factories.	252
		Ex machina	Have 350 factories.	283
		In full gear	Have 400 factories.	343
		In-cog-neato	Have 450 factories.	356
		Break the mold	Have 500 factories.	402
		Self-manmade man	Have 550 factories.	478
		The wheels of progress	Have 600 factories.	496
		Replaced by robots	Have 650 factories.	559
		Bots build bots	Have 700 factories.	621
		The incredible machine	Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.	138
		Yes I love technology	Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.	193
		Labor of love	Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.	297
		Patently genius	Reach level 10 factories.	311

Bank

Bank achievements 

	Icon	Name	Description	ID
		Pretty penny	Have 1 bank.	171
		Fit the bill	Have 50 banks.	172
		A loan in the dark	Have 100 banks.	173
		Need for greed	Have 150 banks.	174
		It's the economy, stupid	Have 200 banks.	175
		Acquire currency	Have 250 banks.	213
		The nerve of war	Have 300 banks.	253
		And I need it now	Have 350 banks.	284
		Treacle tart economics	Have 400 banks.	344
		Save your breath because that's all you've got left	Have 450 banks.	357
		Get the show on, get paid	Have 500 banks.	403
		Checks out	Have 550 banks.	479
		That's rich	Have 600 banks.	497
		Financial prodigy	Have 650 banks. "Imagine how it would be, to be at the top making cash money."	560
		Getting that bag	Have 700 banks.	622
		Vested interest	Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.	186
		Paid in full	Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.	194
		Reverse funnel system	Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.	298
		A capital idea	Reach level 10 banks.	312

Temple

Temple achievements 

	Icon	Name	Description	ID
		Your time to shrine	Have 1 temple.	176
		Shady sect	Have 50 temples.	177
		New-age cult	Have 100 temples.	178
		Organized religion	Have 150 temples.	179
		Fanaticism	Have 200 temples.	180
		Zealotry	Have 250 temples.	214
		Wololo	Have 300 temples.	254
		Pray on the weak	Have 350 temples.	285
		Holy cookies, grandma!	Have 400 temples.	345
		Vengeful and almighty	Have 450 temples.	358
		My world's on fire, how about yours	Have 500 temples.	404
		Living on a prayer	Have 550 temples.	480
		Preaches and cream	Have 600 temples.	498
		And I will pray to a big god	Have 650 temples.	561
		The leader is good, the leader is great	Have 700 temples.	623
		New world order	Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.	187
		Church of cookiology	Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.	195
		Thus spoke you	Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.	299
		It belongs in a bakery	Reach level 10 temples.	313

Wizard Tower

Wizard Tower achievements 

	Icon	Name	Description	ID
		Bewitched	Have 1 wizard tower.	181
		The sorcerer's apprentice	Have 50 wizard towers.	182
		Charms and enchantments	Have 100 wizard towers.	183
		Curses and maledictions	Have 150 wizard towers.	184
		Magic kingdom	Have 200 wizard towers.	185
		The wizarding world	Have 250 wizard towers.	215
		And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience	Have 300 wizard towers.	255
		It's a kind of magic	Have 350 wizard towers.	286
		The Prestige	Have 400 wizard towers. "(Unrelated to the Cookie Clicker feature of the same name.)"	346
		Spell it out for you	Have 450 wizard towers.	359
		The meteor men beg to differ	Have 500 wizard towers.	405
		Higitus figitus migitus mum	Have 550 wizard towers.	481
		Magic thinking	Have 600 wizard towers.	499
		Shosple Colupis	Have 650 wizard towers.	562
		You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-	Have 700 wizard towers.	624
		Hocus Pocus	Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.	188
		Too many rabbits, not enough hats	Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.	196
		Manafest destiny	Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.	300
		Motormouth	Reach level 10 wizard towers.	314

Shipment

Shipment achievements 

	Icon	Name	Description	ID
		Expedition	Have 1 shipment.	52
		Galactic highway	Have 50 shipments.	53
		Far far away	Have 100 shipments.	54
		Type II civilization	Have 150 shipments.	118
		We come in peace	Have 200 shipments.	153
		Parsec-masher	Have 250 shipments.	216
		It's not delivery	Have 300 shipments.	256
		Make it so	Have 350 shipments.	287
		That's just peanuts to space	Have 400 shipments.	347
		Space space space space space	Have 450 shipments. "It's too far away..."	360
		Only shooting stars	Have 500 shipments.	406
		The incredible journey	Have 550 shipments.	482
		Is there life on Mars?	Have 600 shipments. "Yes, there is. You're currently using it as filling in experimental flavor prototype #810657."	500
		False vacuum	Have 650 shipments.	563
		Signed, sealed, delivered	Have 700 shipments.	625
		And beyond	Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.	139
		The most precious cargo	Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.	197
		Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night	Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.	301
		Been there done that	Reach level 10 shipments.	315

Alchemy Lab

Alchemy Lab achievements 

	Icon	Name	Description	ID
		Transmutation	Have 1 alchemy lab.	55
		Transmogrification	Have 50 alchemy labs.	56
		Gold member	Have 100 alchemy labs.	57
		Gild wars	Have 150 alchemy labs.	119
		The secrets of the universe	Have 200 alchemy labs.	154
		The work of a lifetime	Have 250 alchemy labs.	217
		Gold, Jerry! Gold!	Have 300 alchemy labs.	257
		All that glitters is gold	Have 350 alchemy labs.	288
		Worth its weight in lead	Have 400 alchemy labs.	348
		Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change	Have 450 alchemy labs.	361
		We could all use a little change	Have 500 alchemy labs.	407
		Just a phase	Have 550 alchemy labs.	483
		Bad chemistry	Have 600 alchemy labs.	501
		Metallic taste	Have 650 alchemy labs.	564
		Sugar, spice, and everything nice	Have 700 alchemy labs. "These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect cookies."	626
		Magnum Opus	Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.	140
		The Aureate	Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.	198
		I've got the Midas touch	Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.	302
		Phlogisticated substances	Reach level 10 alchemy labs.	316

Portal

Portal achievements 

	Icon	Name	Description	ID
		A whole new world	Have 1 portal.	58
		Now you're thinking	Have 50 portals.	59
		Dimensional shift	Have 100 portals.	60
		Brain-split	Have 150 portals.	120
		Realm of the Mad God	Have 200 portals.	155
		A place lost in time	Have 250 portals.	218
		Forbidden zone	Have 300 portals.	258
		2.0034-2.031 2.04+/2.048+ (Steam/Web) H̸̷͓̳̳̯̟͕̟͍͍̣͡ḛ̢̦̰̺̮̝͖͖̘̪͉͘͡ ̠̦͕̤̪̝̥̰̠̫̖̣͙̬͘ͅC̨̦̺̩̲̥͉̭͚̜̻̝̣̼͙̮̯̪o̴̡͇̘͎̞̲͇̦̲͞͡m̸̩̺̝̣̹̱͚̬̥̫̳̼̞̘̯͘ͅẹ͇̺̜́̕͢s̶̙̟̱̥̮̯̰̦͓͇͖͖̝͘͘͞ Here he comes	Have 350 portals.	289
		What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex	Have 400 portals.	349
		Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear	Have 450 portals.	362
		Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb	Have 500 portals.	408
		Don't let me leave, Murph	Have 550 portals.	484
		Reduced to gibbering heaps	Have 600 portals.	502
		Swiss cheese	Have 650 portals.	565
		Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore	Have 700 portals.	627
		With strange eons	Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.	141
		Ever more hideous	Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.	199
		Which eternal lie	Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.	303
		Bizarro world	Reach level 10 portals.	317

Time Machine

Time Machine achievements 

	Icon	Name	Description	ID
		Time warp	Have 1 time machine.	61
		Alternate timeline	Have 50 time machines.	62
		Rewriting history	Have 100 time machines.	63
		Time duke	Have 150 time machines.	121
		Forever and ever	Have 200 time machines.	156
		Heat death	Have 250 time machines.	219
		cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com	Have 300 time machines.	259
		Way back then	Have 350 time machines.	290
		Invited to yesterday's party	Have 400 time machines.	350
		Groundhog day	Have 450 time machines.	363
		The years start coming	Have 500 time machines.	409
		Caveman to cosmos	Have 550 time machines.	485
		Back already?	Have 600 time machines.	503
		But the future refused to change	Have 650 time machines.	566
		I only meant to stay a while	Have 700 time machines.	628
		Spacetime jigamaroo	Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.	142
		Be kind, rewind	Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.	200
		Déjà vu	Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.	304
		The long now	Reach level 10 time machines.	318

Antimatter Condenser

Antimatter Condenser achievements 

	Icon	Name	Description	ID
		Antibatter	Have 1 antimatter condenser.	87
		Quirky quarks	Have 50 antimatter condensers.	88
		It does matter!	Have 100 antimatter condensers.	89
		Molecular maestro	Have 150 antimatter condensers.	122
		Walk the planck	Have 200 antimatter condensers.	157
		Microcosm	Have 250 antimatter condensers.	220
		Scientists baffled everywhere	Have 300 antimatter condensers.	260
		Exotic matter	Have 350 antimatter condensers.	291
		Downsizing	Have 400 antimatter condensers.	351
		A matter of perspective	Have 450 antimatter condensers.	364
		What a concept	Have 500 antimatter condensers.	410
		Particular tastes	Have 550 antimatter condensers.	486
		Nuclear throne	Have 600 antimatter condensers.	504
		What's the dark matter with you	Have 650 antimatter condensers.	567
		Not 20 years away forever	Have 700 antimatter condensers.	629
		Supermassive	Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.	143
		Infinitesimal	Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.	201
		Powers of ten	Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.	305
		Chubby hadrons	Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.	319

Prism

Prism achievements 

	Icon	Name	Description	ID
		Lone photon	Have 1 prism.	123
		Dazzling glimmer	Have 50 prisms.	124
		Blinding flash	Have 100 prisms.	125
		Unending glow	Have 150 prisms.	126
		Rise and shine	Have 200 prisms.	158
		Bright future	Have 250 prisms.	221
		Harmony of the spheres	Have 300 prisms.	261
		At the end of the tunnel	Have 350 prisms.	292
		My eyes	Have 400 prisms.	352
		Optical illusion	Have 450 prisms.	365
		You'll never shine if you don't glow	Have 500 prisms.	411
		A light snack	Have 550 prisms.	487
		Making light of the situation	Have 600 prisms.	505
		Enlightenment	Have 650 prisms.	568
		Bright side of the Moon	Have 700 prisms.	630
		Praise the sun	Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.	144
		A still more glorious dawn	Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.	202
		Now the dark days are gone	Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.	306
		Palettable	Reach level 10 prisms.	320

Chancemaker

Chancemaker achievements 

	Icon	Name	Description	ID
		Lucked out	Have 1 chancemaker.	325
		What are the odds	Have 50 chancemakers.	326
		Grandma needs a new pair of shoes	Have 100 chancemakers.	327
		Million to one shot, doc	Have 150 chancemakers.	328
		As luck would have it	Have 200 chancemakers.	329
		Ever in your favor	Have 250 chancemakers.	330
		Be a lady	Have 300 chancemakers.	331
		Dicey business	Have 350 chancemakers.	332
		Maybe a chance in hell, actually	Have 400 chancemakers.	353
		Jackpot	Have 450 chancemakers.	366
		You'll never know if you don't go	Have 500 chancemakers.	412
		Tempting fate	Have 550 chancemakers.	488
		Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.	Have 600 chancemakers.	506
		Never tell me the odds	Have 650 chancemakers.	569
		Riding the Mersenne twister	Have 700 chancemakers.	631
		Fingers crossed	Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.	333
		Just a statistic	Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.	334
		Murphy's wild guess	Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.	335
		Let's leaf it at that	Reach level 10 chancemakers.	336

Fractal Engine

Fractal Engine achievements  

	Icon	Name	Description	ID
		Self-contained	Have 1 fractal engine.	413
		Threw you for a loop	Have 50 fractal engines.	414
		The sum of its parts	Have 100 fractal engines.	415
		Bears repeating	Have 150 fractal engines.	416
		More of the same	Have 200 fractal engines.	417
		Last recurse	Have 250 fractal engines.	418
		Out of one, many	Have 300 fractal engines.	419
		An example of recursion	Have 350 fractal engines.	420
		For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title	Have 400 fractal engines.	421
		I'm so meta, even this achievement	Have 450 fractal engines.	422
		Never get bored	Have 500 fractal engines.	423
		Tautological	Have 550 fractal engines.	489
		In and of itself	Have 600 fractal engines.	507
		Blowing an Apollonian gasket	Have 650 fractal engines.	570
		Divide and conquer	Have 700 fractal engines.	632
		The needs of the many	Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.	424
		Eating its own	Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.	425
		We must go deeper	Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.	426
		Sierpinski rhomboids	Reach level 10 fractal engines.	427

Javascript Console

Javascript Console achievements  

	Icon	Name	Description	ID
		F12	Have 1 javascript console.	433
		Variable success	Have 50 javascript consoles.	434
		No comments	Have 100 javascript consoles.	435
		Up to code	Have 150 javascript consoles.	436
		Works on my machine	Have 200 javascript consoles.	437
		Technical debt	Have 250 javascript consoles.	438
		Mind your language	Have 300 javascript consoles.	439
		Inconsolable	Have 350 javascript consoles.	440
		Closure	Have 400 javascript consoles.	441
		Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere	Have 450 javascript consoles.	442
		Taking the back streets	Have 500 javascript consoles.	443
		Curly braces	Have 550 javascript consoles. "Or as the French call them, mustache boxes. Go well with quotes."	490
		Duck typing	Have 600 javascript consoles. "Hello, this is a duck typing. Got any grapes?"	508
		Get with the program	Have 650 javascript consoles.	571
		Pebcakes	Have 700 javascript consoles. "Problem exists in my mouth!"	633
		Inherited prototype	Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.	444
		A model of document object	Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.	445
		First-class citizen	Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.	446
		Alexandria	Reach level 10 javascript consoles.	447

Idleverse

Idleverse achievements  

	Icon	Name	Description	ID
		They'll never know what hit 'em	Have 1 idleverse.	509
		Well-versed	Have 50 idleverses.	510
		Ripe for the picking	Have 100 idleverses.	511
		Unreal	Have 150 idleverses.	512
		Once you've seen one	Have 200 idleverses.	513
		Spoils and plunder	Have 250 idleverses.	514
		Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere	Have 300 idleverses. "Come watch TV?"	515
		Hyperspace expressway	Have 350 idleverses.	516
		Versatile	Have 400 idleverses.	517
		You are inevitable	Have 450 idleverses.	518
		Away from this place	Have 500 idleverses.	519
		Everywhere at once	Have 550 idleverses.	520
		Reject reality, substitute your own	Have 600 idleverses.	521
		Lost your cosmic marbles	Have 650 idleverses.	572
		Greener on the other sides	Have 700 idleverses.	634
		Fringe	Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.	522
		Coherence	Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.	523
		Earth-616	Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.	524
		Strange topologies	Reach level 10 idleverses.	525

Cortex Baker

Cortex Baker achievements  

	Icon	Name	Description	ID
		It's big brain time	Have 1 cortex baker.	539
		Just my imagination	Have 50 cortex bakers.	540
		Now there's an idea	Have 100 cortex bakers.	541
		The organ that named itself	Have 150 cortex bakers.	542
		Gyrification	Have 200 cortex bakers.	543
		A trademarked portmanteau of "imagination" and "engineering"	Have 250 cortex bakers.	544
		Mindfulness	Have 300 cortex bakers.	545
		The 10% myth	Have 350 cortex bakers.	546
		Don't think about it too hard	Have 400 cortex bakers.	547
		Though fool seldom differ	Have 450 cortex bakers.	548
		Looking kind of dumb	Have 500 cortex bakers.	549
		A beautiful mind	Have 550 cortex bakers.	550
		Cardinal synapses	Have 600 cortex bakers.	551
		By will alone I set my mind in motion	Have 650 cortex bakers.	573
		Where is my mind	Have 700 cortex bakers.	635
		Positive thinking	Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.	552
		The thought that counts	Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.	553
		Unthinkable	Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.	554
		Gifted	Reach level 10 cortex bakers.	555

You

You achievements  

	Icon	Name	Description	ID
		My own clone	Have 1 You.	600
		Multiplicity	Have 50 You.	601
		Born for this job	Have 100 You.	602
		Episode II	Have 150 You.	603
		Copy that	Have 200 You.	604
		Life finds a way	Have 250 You.	605
		Overcrowding	Have 300 You.	606
		Strength in numbers	Have 350 You.	607
		Army of me	Have 400 You.	608
		Know thyself	Have 450 You. "Do you ever look at yourself in the mirror and wonder... What is going on inside your head?"	609
		Didn't make sense not to live	Have 500 You.	610
		Genetic bottleneck	Have 550 You.	611
		Despite everything, it's still you	Have 600 You.	612
		Everyone everywhere all at once	Have 650 You.	613
		Introspection	Have 700 You.	636
		Self-made	Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.	614
		Reproducible results	Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.	615
		That's all you	Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.	616
		Self-improvement	Reach level 10 You.	617

Total buildings and upgrades

Buildings & Upgrades achievements 

	Icon	Name	Description	ID
		Builder	Own 100 buildings.	72
		Architect	Own 500 buildings.	73
		Engineer	Own 1,000 buildings.	83
		Lord of Constructs	Own 2,500 buildings. "He saw the vast plains stretching ahead of him, and he said : let there be civilization."	127
		Grand design	Own 5,000 buildings. "They'll remember you forever!"	526
		Ecumenopolis	Own 7,500 buildings. "Getting a wee bit cramped."	527
		Myriad	Own 10,000 buildings. "At this point, most of your assets lie in real estate."	581
		Enhancer	Purchase 20 upgrades.	74
		Augmenter	Purchase 50 upgrades.	75
		Upgrader	Purchase 100 upgrades.	90
		Lord of Progress	Purchase 200 upgrades. "One can always do better. But should you?"	128
		The full picture	Purchase 300 upgrades. "So that's where that fits in!"	528
		When there's nothing left to add	Purchase 400 upgrades. "...keep going."	529
		Kaizen	Purchase 500 upgrades. "Just a little more."	582
		Beyond quality	Purchase 600 upgrades. "Dwarfing all of mankind's accomplishments."	583
		Oft we mar what's well	Purchase 700 upgrades. "But don't let that stop you!"	638
		All the stars in heaven	Own 100 heavenly upgrades.	588
		Polymath	Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings. "Excellence doesn't happen overnight - it usually takes a good couple days."	247
		Renaissance baker	Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings. "If you have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants - a mysterious species of towering humanoids until now thought long-extinct."	430
		One with everything	Have at least 1 of every building.	64
		Mathematician	Have at least 1 of the most expensive building, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).	65
		Base 10	Have at least 10 of the most expensive building, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.	66
		Centennial	Have at least 100 of everything.	91
		Centennial and a half	Have at least 150 of everything.	131
		Bicentennial	Have at least 200 of everything. "You crazy person."	129
		Bicentennial and a half	Have at least 250 of everything. "Keep on truckin'."	242
		Tricentennial	Have at least 300 of everything. "Can't stop, won't stop. Probably should stop, though."	273
		Tricentennial and a half	Have at least 350 of everything. "(it's free real estate)"	392
		Quadricentennial	Have at least 400 of everything. "You've had to do horrible things to get this far. Horrible... horrible things."	393
		Quadricentennial and a half	Have at least 450 of everything. "At this point, you might just be compensating for something."	394
		Quincentennial	Have at least 500 of everything. "Some people would say you're halfway there. We do not care for those people and their reckless sense of unchecked optimism."	395
		Quincentennial and a half	Have at least 550 of everything. "This won't fill the churning void inside, you know."	466
		Sexcentennial	Have at least 600 of everything. "Hey, nice milestone!"	530
		Sexcentennial and a half	Have at least 650 of everything. "Hope you're enjoying the grind so far! It gets worse."	575
		Septcentennial	Have at least 700 of everything. "In this economy?"	599

Building achievements

Golden cookies

Golden Cookie achievements 

	Icon	Name	Description	ID
		Golden cookie	Click a golden cookie.	67
		Lucky cookie	Click 7 golden cookies.	68
		A stroke of luck	Click 27 golden cookies.	69
		Fortune	Click 77 golden cookies. "You should really go to bed."	77
		Leprechaun	Click 777 golden cookies.	84
		Black cat's paw	Click 7777 golden cookies.	85
		Early bird	Click a Golden Cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.	263
		Fading luck	Click a Golden Cookie less than 1 second before it dies.	264

Miscellaneous

Miscellaneous achievements 

	Icon	Name	Description	ID
		Thick-skinned	Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.	432
		Jellicles	Own 10 kitten upgrades. "Jellicles can and jellicles do! Make sure to wash your jellicles every day!"	465
		Cookie-dunker	Dunk the cookie. "You did it!"	76
		Tiny cookie	Click the tiny cookie. "These aren't the cookies you're clicking for."	132
		What's in a name	Give your bakery a name.	170
		Here you go	Click this achievement slot. "All you had to do was ask."	204
		Tabloid addiction	Click on the news ticker 50 times. "Page 6: Mad individual clicks on picture of pastry in a futile attempt to escape boredom! Also page 6: British parliament ate my baby!"	243
		Stifling the press	Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it. "Narrow in here or is it just me?"	538
		Olden days	Find the forgotten madeleine. "DashNet Farms remembers."	492
		Neverclick	Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.	29
		Uncanny clicker	Click really, really fast. "Well I'll be!"	71

Grandmapocalypse

Grandmapocalypse achievements 

	Icon	Name	Description	ID
		Grandmapocalypse	Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.	594
		Wrath cookie	Click a wrath cookie.	595
		Elder nap	Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once. "we are eternal"	79
		Elder slumber	Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times. "our mind outlives the universe"	80
		Elder calm	Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs. "we have fed"	82
		Wrinkler poker	Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it. "Also the name of a card game popular in retirement homes."	598
		Itchscratcher	Burst 1 wrinkler.	105
		Wrinklesquisher	Burst 50 wrinklers.	106
		Moistburster	Burst 200 wrinklers.	107

Sugar lump

Sugar Lump achievements 

	Icon	Name	Description	ID
		Dude, sweet	Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.	266
		Sugar rush	Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.	267
		Year's worth of cavities	Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps. "My lumps my lumps my lumps."	268
		Hand-picked	Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.	269
		Sugar sugar	Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.	270
		Sweetmeats	Harvest a meaty sugar lump.	272
		Maillard reaction	Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.	396

Seasons

Season achievements 

	Icon	Name	Description	ID
		Spooky cookies	Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie. Owning this achievement makes Halloween-themed cookies drop more frequently in future playthroughs.	108
		Coming to town	Reach Santa's 7th form.	109
		All hail Santa	Reach Santa's final form.	110
		Let it snow	Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie. Owning this achievement makes Christmas-themed cookies drop more frequently in future playthroughs.	111
		Oh deer	Pop 1 reindeer.	112
		Sleigh of hand	Pop 50 reindeer.	113
		Reindeer sleigher	Pop 200 reindeer.	114
		Eldeer	Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.	265
		Baby it's old outside	Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.	580
		Lovely cookies	Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.	130
		The hunt is on	Unlock 1 egg.	166
		Egging on	Unlock 7 eggs.	167
		Mass Easteria	Unlock 14 eggs.	168
		Hide & seek champion	Unlock all the eggs. Owning this achievement makes eggs drop more frequently in future playthroughs.	169

Ascension

Ascension achievements 

	Icon	Name	Description	ID
		Here be dragon	Complete your dragon's training.	222
		Rebirth	Ascend at least once.	203
		Resurrection	Ascend 10 times.	205
		Reincarnation	Ascend 100 times.	206
		Sacrifice	Ascend with 1 million cookies baked. "Easy come, easy go."	26
		Oblivion	Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked. "Back to square one."	27
		From scratch	Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked. "It's been fun."	28
		Nihilism	Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked. "There are many things that need to be erased"	86
		Dematerialize	Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked. "Presto! ...where'd the cookies go?"	161
		Nil zero zilch	Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked. "To summarize : really not very much at all."	162
		Transcendence	Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked. "Your cookies are now on a higher plane of being."	163
		Obliterate	Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked. "Resistance is futile, albeit entertaining."	164
		Negative void	Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked. "You now have so few cookies that it's almost like you have a negative amount of them."	165
		To crumbs, you say?	Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked. "Very well then."	249
		You get nothing	Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked. "Good day sir!"	383
		Humble rebeginnings	Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked. "Started from the bottom, now we're here."	384
		The end of the world	Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked. "(as we know it)"	385
		Oh, you're back	Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked. "Missed us?"	386
		Lazarus	Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked. "All rise."	387
		Smurf account	Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked. "It's like you just appeared out of the blue!"	454
		If at first you don't succeed	Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked. "If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try again. But isn't that the definition of insanity?"	455
		No more room in hell	Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked. "That is not dead which can eternal click."	596

Milestones

Milestone achievements 

	Icon	Name	Description	ID
		Hardcore	Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.	92
		Wholesome	Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.	103
		No time like the present	Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).	589
		O Fortuna	Own every fortune upgrade. Owning this achievement makes fortunes appear twice as often; unlocked fortune upgrades also have a 40% chance to carry over after ascending.	456
		Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo	Cast 9 spells.	321
		I'm the wiz	Cast 99 spells.	322
		A wizard is you	Cast 999 spells. "I'm a what?"	323
		Botany enthusiast	Harvest 100 mature garden plants.	378
		Green, aching thumb	Harvest 1000 mature garden plants.	379
		In the garden of Eden (baby)	Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants. "Isn't tending to those precious little plants just so rock and/or roll?"	380
		Keeper of the conservatory	Unlock every garden seed.	381
		Seedless to nay	Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets. Owning this achievement makes seeds 5% cheaper, plants mature 5% sooner, and plant upgrades drop 5% more.	382
		Initial public offering	Make your first stock market profit.	457
		Rookie numbers	Own at least 100 of every stock market stock. "Gotta pump those numbers up!"	458
		No nobility in poverty	Own at least 500 of every market stock. "What kind of individual is out there cramming camels through needle holes anyway?"	459
		Full warehouses	Own at least 1,000 of a stock market stock.	460
		Make my day	Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.	461
		Buy buy buy	Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.	462
		Pyramid scheme	Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.	464
		Liquid assets	Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.	537
		Debt evasion	Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty. "Really got 'em buttered!"	637
		You win a cookie	This is for baking 100 trillion cookies and making it on the local news. "We're all so proud of you."	133
		Cookie Clicker	Unlock the final building. "Everyone's here. Won't you have some cookies too?"	639

Shadow Achievements

Shadow Achievements are achievements that are "either unfair or difficult to attain", and require more time and effort than regular achievements. The following 17 achievements do not count towards the Milk percentage, nor will they show up on the stats tab until you have achieved them.

Shadow achievements 

	Icon	Name	Description	ID
		Four-leaf cookie	Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously. "Fairly rare, considering cookies don't even have leaves."	324
		Seven horseshoes	Click 27,777 golden cookies. "Enough for one of those funky horses that graze near your factories."	491
		All-natural cane sugar	Harvest a Golden Sugar Lump.	271
		Endless cycle	Ascend 1,000 times. "Oh hey, it's you again."	207
		Cheated cookies taste awful	Hack in some cookies.	70
		God complex	Name yourself Orteil. Note : usurpers incur a -1% CpS penalty until they rename themselves something else. "But that's not you, is it?"	159
		Third-party	Use an add-on. "Some find vanilla to be the most boring flavor."	160
		When the cookies ascend just right	Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.	397
		Speed baking I	Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.	93
		Speed baking II	Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.	94
		Speed baking III	Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.	95
		True Neverclick	Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks. "This kinda defeats the whole purpose, doesn't it?"	78
		In her likeness	Shape your clones to resemble grandmas. "There she is."	597
		Just plain lucky	You have 1 chance in 1 million every second of earning this achievement.	104
		Last Chance to See	Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler. "You monster!"	262
		So much to do so much to see	Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year. "Thank you so much for playing Cookie Clicker!"	367
		Gaseous assets	Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31,536,000).	463

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2.052:

• 19 You achievements:
  • 15 tiered achievements: My own clone, Multiplicity, Born for this job, Episode II, Copy that, Life finds a way, Overcrowding, Strength in numbers, Army of me, Know thyself, Didn't make sense not to live, Genetic bottleneck, Despite everything, it's still you, Everyone everywhere all at once, Introspection
  • 3 production achievements: Self-made, Reproducible results, That's all you
  • 1 building level achievement: Self-improvement
• 20 tier achievements: All on deck, A round of applause, And now you're even older, Au naturel, Dirt-rich, Bots build bots, Getting that bag, The leader is good, the leader is great, You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-, Signed, sealed, delivered, Sugar, spice, and everything nice, Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore, I only meant to stay a while, Not 20 years away forever, Bright side of the Moon, Riding the Mersenne twister, Divide and conquer, Pebcakes, Greener on the other sides, Where is my mind
• 1 clicking achievement: What's not clicking
• 2 cookies baked in one ascension achievements: Rainy day fund, And a little extra
• 2 CpS achievements: Can we get much higher, Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)
• 2 total buildings and upgrade achievements: Oft we mar what's well, Septcentennial
• 3 milestone achievements: No time like the present, Debt evasion, Cookie Clicker
• 3 grandmapocalypse achievements: Grandmapocalypse, Wrath cookie, Wrinkler poker
• 1 ascension achievement: No more room in hell
• 1 shadow achievement: In her likeness

2.048:

• 18 cortex baker achievements:
  • 14 tiered achievements: It's big brain time, Just my imagination, Now there's an idea, The organ that named itself, Gyrification, A trademarked portmanteau of "imagination" and "engineering", Mindfulness, The 10% myth, Don't think about it too hard, Though fool seldom differ, Looking kind of dumb, A beautiful mind, Cardinal synapses, By will alone I set my mind in motion
  • 3 production achievements: Positive thinking, The thought that counts, Unthinkable
  • 1 building level achievement: Gifted
• 17 tier achievements: They moistly come at night, It's grown on you, Don't let the walls cave in on you, Replaced by robots, Financial prodigy, And I will pray to a big god, Shosple Colupis, False vacuum, Metallic taste, Swiss cheese, But the future refused to change, What's the dark matter with you, Enlightenment, Never tell me the odds, Blowing an Apollonian gasket, Get with the program, Lost your cosmic marbles
• 1 clicking achievement: Ain't that a click in the head
• 4 cookies baked in one ascension achievements: Fake it till you bake it, History in the baking, What do you get for the baker who has everything, Bottomless pit
• 4 CpS achievements: I am speed, And on and on, Everything happens so much, I'll rest when I'm dead
• 5 total building and upgrade achievements: Myriad, Kaizen, Beyond quality, All the stars in heaven, Sexcentennial and a half

2.031:

• 17 idleverse achievements:
  • 13 tiered achievements: They'll never know what hit 'em, Well-versed, Ripe for the picking, Unreal, Once you've seen one, Spoils and plunder, Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, Hyperspace expressway, Versatile, You are inevitable, Away from this place, Everywhere at once, Reject reality, substitute your own
  • 3 production achievements: Fringe, Coherence, Earth-616
  • 1 building level achievement: Strange topologies
• 16 tier achievements: The devil's workshop, In the green, Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way, The wheels of progress, That's rich, Preaches and cream, Magic thinking, Is there life on Mars?, Bad chemistry, Reduced to gibbering heaps, Back already?, Nuclear throne, Making light of the situation, Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose., In and of itself, Duck typing
• 3 cookies baked in one ascension achievements: Think big, Hypersize me, Max capacity
• 3 CpS achievements: Keep going until I say stop, But I didn't say stop, did I?, With unrivaled fervor
• 5 total building and upgrade achievements: Grand design, Ecumenopolis, The full picture, When there's nothing left to add, Sexcentennial
• 1 shadow achievement: Gaseous assets

2.028:

• 17 tiered achievements: Gotta hand it to you, Okay boomer, Overripe, Rock on, Self-manmade man, Checks out, Living on a prayer, Higitus figitus migitus mum, The incredible journey, Just a phase, Don't let me leave, Murph, Caveman to cosmos, Particular tastes, A light snack, Tempting fate, Tautological, Curly braces
• 1 clicking achievement: Clickety split
• 3 cookies baked in one ascension achievements: Large and in charge, Absolutely stuffed, It's only wafer-thin
• 3 CpS achievements: What did we even eat before these, Heavy flow, More you say?
• 1 total building and upgrade achievement: Quincentennial and a half
• 1 miscellaneous achievement: Jellicles
• 2 Ascension achievements: Smurf account, If at first you don't succeed
• 8 stock market achievements: Initial public offering, Rookie numbers, No nobility in poverty, Full warehouses, Make my day, Buy buy buy, Liquid assets, Pyramid scheme
• 1 shadow achievement: Seven horseshoes

2.021:

• 15 javascript console achievements:
  • 11 tiered achievements: F12, Variable success, No comments, Up to code, Works on my machine, Technical debt, Mind your language, Inconsolable, Closure, Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere, Taking the back streets.
  • 3 production achievements: Inherited Prototype, A model of document object, First-class citizen.
  • 1 building level achievement: Alexandria.
• 3 cookies baked in one ascension achievements: A sometimes food, Not enough of a good thing, Horn of Plenty
• 3 CpS achievements: Bake him away, toys, You're #1 so why try harder, Haven't even begun to peak
• 2 Ascension achievements: Smurf account, If at first you don't succeed
• 1 Milestone achievement: O fortuna

2.018:

• 1 miscellaneous achievement: Thick-skinned.

2.016:

• 15 fractal engine achievements:
  • 11 tiered achievements: Self-contained, Threw you for a loop, The sum of its parts, Bears repeating, More of the same, Last recurse, Out of one, many, An example of recursion, For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title, I'm so meta, even this achievement, Never get bored
  • 3 production achievements: The needs of the many, Eating its own, We must go deeper
  • 1 building level achievement: Sierpinski rhomboids
• 1 cookies baked in one ascension achievement: I think it's safe to say you've got it made
• 1 CpS achievement: Gotta go fast
• 1 total building and upgrade achievement: Renaissance baker
• 1 grandma type achievement: Veteran

2.012:

• 15 tiered achievements: With her finger and her thumb, But wait 'til you get older, Sharpest tool in the shed, Hey now, you're a rock, Break the mold, Get the show on, get paid, My world's on fire, how about yours, The meteor men beg to differ, Only shooting stars, We could all use a little change, Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb, The years start coming, What a concept, You'll never shine if you don't glow, You'll never know if you don't go
• 1 total building and upgrade achievement: Quincentennial
• 1 shadow achievement: So much to do so much to see

2.0109:

• 1 sugar lump achievement: Maillard reaction

2.01:

• 6 cookies baked achievements: Panic! at Nabisco, Bursting at the seams, Just about full, Hungry for more, Feed me, Orteil, And then what?.
• 6 CpS achievements: Running with scissors, Rarefied air, Push it to the limit, Green cookies sleep furiously, Leisurely pace, Hypersonic. The CpS achievements also became steeper; the achievement When this baby hits 360 trillion cookies per hour was changed to When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour.
• 2 clicking achievements: All the other kids with the pumped up clicks, One...more...click....
• 29 tiered achievements: Aged well, 101st birthday, Defense of the ancients, Harvest moon, Mine?, In full gear, Treacle tart economics, Holy cookies, grandma!, The Prestige, That's just peanuts to space, Worth its weight in lead, What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex, Invited to yesterday's party, Downsizing, My eyes, Maybe a chance in hell, actually, Make like a tree, Cave story, In-cog-neato, Save your breath because that's all you've got left, Vengeful and almighty, Spell it out for you, Space space space space space, Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change, Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear, Groundhog day, A matter of perspective, Optical illusion, Jackpot
• 3 total building and upgrade achievements: Tricentennial and a half, Quadricentennial, Quadricentennial and a half
• 5 ascension achievements: You get nothing, Humble rebeginnings, The end of the world, Oh, you're back, Lazarus
• 5 garden achievements: Botany enthusiast, Green, aching thumb, In the garden of Eden (baby), Keeper of the conservatory, Seedless to nay

2.0042:

• 12 chancemaker achievements:
  • 8 tiered achievements: Lucked Out, What are the odds, Grandma needs a new pair of shoes, Million to one shot, doc, As luck would have it, Ever in your favor, Be a lady, Dicey business
  • 3 production achievements: Fingers crossed, Just a statistic, Murphy's wild guess
  • 1 building level achievement: Let's leaf it at that
• 1 clicking achievement: The ultimate clickdown
• 1 shadow achievement: Make All-natural cane sugar

2.0034:

• 12 tiered achievements: You and the beanstalk, Romancing the stone, Ex machina, And I need it now, Pray on the weak, It's a kind of magic, Make it so, All that glitters is gold, H̸̷͓̳̳̯̟͕̟͍͍̣͡ḛ̢̦̰̺̮̝͖͖̘̪͉͘͡ ̠̦͕̤̪̝̥̰̠̫̖̣͙̬͘ͅC̨̦̺̩̲̥͉̭͚̜̻̝̣̼͙̮̯̪o̴̡͇̘͎̞̲͇̦̲͞͡m̸̩̺̝̣̹̱͚̬̥̫̳̼̞̘̯͘ͅẹ͇̺̜́̕͢s̶̙̟̱̥̮̯̰̦͓͇͖͖̝͘͘͞, Way back then, Exotic matter, At the end of the tunnel
• 14 building production achievements: Click (starring Adam Sandler), Frantiquities, Overgrowth, Sedimentalism, Labor of love, Reverse funnel system, Thus spoke you, Manafest destiny, Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night, I've got the Midas touch, Which eternal lie, Déjà vu, Powers of Ten, Now the dark days are gone
• 14 building level achievements: Freaky jazz hands, Methuselah, Huge tracts of land, D-d-d-d-deeper, Patently genius, A capital idea, It belongs in a bakery, Motormouth, Been there done that, Phlogisticated substances, Bizarro world, The long now, Chubby hadrons, Palettable
• 2 cookies baked in one ascension achievements: The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had, Set for life
• 5 CpS achievements: Knead for speed, Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming, I don't know if you've noticed but all of these icons are very slightly off-center, The proof of the cookie is in the baking, If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing
• 1 total building and upgrade achievement: Tricentennial
• 7 sugar lump achievements: Dude, sweet, Sugar rush, Year's worth of cavities, Hand-picked, Sugar sugar, All-natural cane sugar, Sweetmeats.
• 3 spell achievements: Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo, I'm the wiz, A wizard is you
• 1 shadow achievement: Four-leaf cookie

2.0:

• 9 bank achievements:
  • 7 tiered achievements: Pretty penny, Fit the bill, A loan in the dark, Need for greed, It's the economy, stupid, Acquire currency, The nerve of war
  • 2 building production achievements: Vested interest, Paid in full
• 9 temple achievements:
  • 7 tiered achievements: Your time to shrine, Shady sect, New-age cult, Organized religion, Fanaticism, Zealotry, Wololo
  • 2 building production achievements: New world order, Church of cookiology
• 9 wizard tower achievements:
  • 7 tiered achievements: Bewitched, The sorcerer's apprentice, Charms and enchantments, Curses and maledictions, Magic kingdom, The wizarding world, And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience
  • 2 building production achievements: Hocus Pocus, Too many rabbits, not enough hats
• 21 tiered achievements: Thumbs, Phalanges, Metacarpals, The agemaster, To oldly go, Gardener extraordinaire, Seedy business, Tectonic ambassador, Freak fracking, Rise of the machines, Modern times, Parsec-masher, It's not delivery, The work of a lifetime, Gold, Jerry! Gold!, A place lost in time, Forbidden zone, Heat death, cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com, Microcosm, Scientists baffled everywhere, Bright future, Harmony of the spheres
• 11 building production achievements: Finger clickin' good, Panic at the bingo, Rake in the dough, Quarry on, Yes I love technology, The most precious cargo, The Aureate, Ever more hideous, Be kind, rewind, Infinitesimal, A still more glorious dawn
• 2 clicking achievements: Clickastrophe, Clickataclysm
• 8 cookies baked in one ascension achievements: How?, The land of milk and cookies, He who controls the cookies controls the universe, Tonight on Hoarders, Are you gonna eat all that?, We're gonna need a bigger bakery, In the mouth of madness, Brought to you by the letter
• 11 CpS achievements: A world filled with cookies, When this baby hits 360 trillion cookies per hour, Fast and delicious, Cookiehertz: A really, really tasty hertz, Woops, you just solved world hunger, Turbopuns, Faster menner, And yet you're still hungry, The Abakening, There's really no hard limit ... Anyway, how's your day been?, Fast

Finger clickin' good, Gardener Extraordinaire, Seedy business, (...) To crumbs, you say?, Endless cycle added.

• 3 total building and upgrade achievements: Polymath, The elder scrolls, Bicentennial and a half
• 2 golden cookie achievements: Early bird, Fading luck
• 2 miscellaneous achievements: Here you go, Tabloid addiction
• 1 season achievement: Eldeer
• 5 ascension achievements: Rebirth, Resurrection, Reincarnation, Here be dragon, To crumbs, you say?
• 2 shadow achievements: Endless cycle, Last Chance to See

1.0464: What's in a name, The hunt is on, Egging on, Mass Easteria, Hide & seek champion, Dematerialize, Nil zero zilch, Transcendence, Obliterate and Negative void were added. Some icons of prior achievements were changed.

1.0420: Clickageddon, Clicknarok, Extreme polydactyly, Dr. T, The old never bothered me anyway, Homegrown, Technocracy, The center of the Earth, We come in peace, The secrets of the universe, Realm of the Mad God, Forever and ever, Walk the planck, Rise and shine all added. Some icons of prior achievements were changed.

1.0414: Click delegator, Gushing grannies, I hate manure, The incredible machine, Never dig down, And beyond, Magnum Opus, With strange eons, Spacetime jigamaroo, Supermassive, Praise the sun, Tiny cookie, You win a cookie all added. Black cat's paw becomes a normal achievement.

1.041: Perfected agriculture, Ultimate automation, Can you dig it, Type II civilization, Gild wars, Brain-split, Time duke, Molecular maestro, Lone photon, Dazzling glimmer, Blinding flash, Unending glow, Lord of Constructs, Lord of Progress, Bicentennial, Lovely Cookies all added. Mathematician and Base 10 adjusted for prism tier.

1.040: Coming to town, All hail Santa, Let it snow, Oh deer, Sleigh of hand, 'Reindeer sleigher added.

1.039: Itchscratcher, Wrinklesquisher, Moistburster, Spooky cookies added. Shadow achievement Just plain lucky added.

1.038: Wholesome added, Hardcore and Speed Baking series now requires no heavenly chip potential unlocked. Values for Baking (total and per second) changed.

1.037: Dungeon achievements added, Hardcore added, Speed Baking series added, Neverclick no longer shadow.

1.036: Leprechaun is a normal achievement again. Sacrifice, Oblivion, From scratch, and Nihilism are no longer Shadow Achievements. Antimatter achievements added. Upgrader and Centennial added. Mathematician and Base 10 adjusted for Antimatter tier (although the descriptions aren't).

1.035: Engineer achievement added. Leprechaun, Black cat's paw, and Nihilism added as Shadow achievements. Leprechaun is once again a shadow but now requires 777 golden cookies. Fortune takes the place of Leprechaun as the 77 gold cookies achievement.

1.034: Uncanny clicker no longer requires you to beat the clicking world record, instead simply having you click very quickly. It is also no longer a Shadow Achievement.

1.033: Leprechaun no longer a shadow achievement and Elder calm achievement added. The total number of achievements is 83.

1.031: Achievements Elder nap, Elder slumber, and Elder were added. Neverclick has been moved to the Shadow achievements. The total number of achievements is 82.

1.03: Achievements Builder, Architect, Enhancer, Augmenter, and Cookie-dunker were added. Mathematician was hidden for short time when a bug associated with it and Base 10 was being fixed. The total number of achievements is 72.

1.029: The achievements Sacrifice, Oblivion, From scratch, Cheated cookies taste awful, and Uncanny clicker were hidden because they were "a bad idea".

1.026: Achievements added, 72 total.

Edit Trivia

• There are a total of 21 achievements whose names are from the lyrics to the song "All-Star" by Smash Mouth.
  • In the "Hey now" update (also a reference to the song) released on the 5th anniversary of Cookie Clicker, all buildings received a new achievement with parts of the lyrics: "With her finger and her thumb", "But wait 'til you get older", "Sharpest tool in the shed", "Hey now, you're a rock", "Break the mold", "Get the show on, get paid", "My world's on fire, how about yours", "The meteor men beg to differ", "Only shooting stars", "We could all use a little change", "Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb", "The years start coming", "What a concept", "You'll never shine if you don't glow", and finally "You'll never know if you don't go".
    • With the exception of Cursors (Jetmint), all these achievements are of the Astrofudge tier. The grandma achievement was originally Alabascream tier, but the title was swapped with "Defense of the ancients" in version 2.045 for consistency.
      • The Steam achievement counterparts of the in-game achievements "But wait 'til you get older" and "Defense of the ancients" still have their original names, as of 2.052.
      • The shadow achievement “So much to do so much to see” is also a reference to All star
  • Though the Fractal Engine, Javascript Console, Idleverse, Cortex Baker and You buildings were added in later updates, their Astrofudge tier achievements are also named after the lyrics: "Never get bored", "Taking the back streets", "Away from this place", "Looking kind of dumb" and "Didn't make sense not to live", respectively.
  • Additionally, "Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming" (and its description, "Didn't make sense not to click for fun"), "All that glitters is gold" and "So much to do so much to see" were released separately in previous updates.
• The "D-d-d-d-deeper" achievement is a reference to the song "Help Me Dr. Dick" by E-Rotic.
  • It may also be a reference to the theme song of Yu-Gi-Oh, which features the line, "Its time to d-d-d-d-duel!"
• The "Living on a prayer" achievement is a reference to the Bon Jovi song of the same name, the title being the name of the song while the fact that the amount of temples needed is halfway between the previous achievement and the next one refers to the lyric "Woah, we're halfway there".
• The "Can we get much higher" achievement is a reference to a lyric with the same name from Kanye West's song Dark Fantasy.
• The "It belongs in a bakery" achievement is a reference to the line "It belongs in a museum!" from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.
• The achievement "I'm so meta, even this achievement" is a reference to the phrase "I'm so meta, even this acronym" (ISMETA).
• The "So baked right now" achievement and the "Wake and bake" achievement are references to smoking marijuana.
• The "Don't stop me now" achievement may be a reference to the Queen song of the same name.
• The "Cookies all the way down" achievement is a reference to the phrase "Turtles all the way down".
• The "The land of milk and cookies" achievement is a reference to the Bible, which refers to Israel as the land of milk and honey.
  • It may also be a reference to The Land of Milk and Cookies from Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
  • Another possible reference may be the webcomic Homestuck, in which a character trait involves 'Land of ___ and ___'
• The "He who controls the cookies controls the universe" achievement and its description, "The milk must flow!", are references to the spice in Dune.
• The "Tonight on Hoarders" achievement is a reference to the TV show Hoarders.
• The "We're gonna need a bigger bakery" achievement is a reference to the line "You're gonna need a bigger boat" from the movie Jaws.
• The "In the mouth of madness" achievement and its description, "A cookie is just what we tell each other it is.", are references to the movie of the same name, and the line from the movie, "A reality is just what we tell each other it is."
• The "Brought to you by the letter " and "Cookie monster" achievements are references to Sesame Street.
• The "Let's never bake again" achievement may be a reference to the first "Don't Hug Me I'm Scared" video, which ends with the line "let's all agree to never be creative again."
• The "When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour" achievement is a reference to the line "When this baby hits 88 miles per hour" from Back to the Future. The "36 quadrillion cookies per hour" figure comes from the fact that 10 trillion cookies per second (the amount required for the achievement) is 36 quadrillion cookies per hour.
• The "Turbopuns" achievement and its description ("Mother Nature will be like 'slowwwww dowwwwwn'.") are references to a commercial for the fictional energy drink Powerthirst.
• The "And yet you're still hungry" may be a reference to the Enertron from the game Chrono Trigger, a machine that heals all injuries but then displays the message "But you're still hungry".
• The description of the "The proof of the cookie is in the baking" achievement ("How can you have any cookies if you don't bake your dough?") is a reference to the song "Another Brick in the Wall (Part 2)" by Pink Floyd, where the original phrase is "How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?".
• The "All the other kids with the pumped up clicks" achievement is a reference to the song "Pumped up Kicks" by the band Foster the People.
• The "One...more...click..." achievement may be a reference to the video game Civilization V, in which after you choose to quit, the option to cancel reads, "Wait! Just... one... more... turn...".
  • It may also be a reference to the song "One More Time" by Daft Punk.
• The "Of Mice and Men" achievement is a reference to a novella by John Steinbeck of the same name.
• The "The Digital" achievement is a reference to the Latin word digitus, which means "finger".
• The "Dr. T" achievement is a reference to the Dr. Seuss film The 5000 Fingers of Dr. T.
• The "Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals" achievement's description, "& KNUCKLES", is a reference to the & Knuckles meme, derived from the 1994 video game Sonic 3 & Knuckles.
• The "Financial prodigy" description is a direct reference to Girls by The Prodigy.
• The "Finger clickin' good" achievement is a reference to the KFC slogan "It's finger-lickin' good!"
• The "The old never bothered me anyway" achievement is a reference to a line from the song "Let It Go" from the movie Frozen ("The cold never bothered me anyway").
• The "The agemaster" achievement is a reference to the movie The Pagemaster.
• The "To oldly go" achievement is a reference to the intro sequence of Star Trek: The Original Series ("To boldly go where no man has gone before").
• The "Defense of the ancients" achievement is a reference to the video game of the same name.
• The "Gushing grannies" achievement is a reference to a "Dub the Dew" contest where members of 4chan pushed for the name "gushing granny" to be the name of a new flavor of Mountain Dew.
• The "Panic at the bingo" and "Panic! at Nabisco" achievements are a reference to the band Panic! at the Disco.
• The "Farm ill" achievement may be a reference to FarmVille, a popular online farming game.
• The "Army of Me" may be a reference to the song of the same name by Björk.
• The "I Hate Manure" achievement is a reference to a line used by both Biff and Buford Tannen in the Back to the Future films.
• The "Can you dig it" achievement may be a reference to a line from the movie The Warriors directed by Walter Hill, although the phrase itself precedes the movie and was commonly used throughout the '70s before the movie even came out (as evidenced by its use in the song "Theme from Shaft" by Isaac Hayes in 1971).
  • It could also possibly be a reference to "Can I Kick It?" by A Tribe Called Quest.
• The "The center of the Earth" achievement may be a reference to Jules Verne's novel Journey to the Center of the Earth.
• The "Never dig down" achievement is a reference to Minecraft. It is said that the number-one rule of Minecraft is to "Never dig straight down."
• The "Rise of the machines" achievement is a reference to the movie Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines.
• The "The incredible machine" achievement may be a reference to the classic computer game of the same name, wherein the player would solve Rube-Goldberg-esque puzzles, often with conveyor belts, as are found in most factories.
• The "Yes I love technology" is a reference to the movie Napoleon Dynamite.
• The "Need for greed" and "Knead for speed" achievements may be a références to the Need for Speed video game series. Alternately, They may refer to the quote "I feel the need... the need for speed." from the Tom Cruise film Top Gun.
• The "It's the economy, stupid" achievement is a reference to an unofficial slogan for Bill Clinton's 1992 presidential campaign.
• The "Acquire currency" achievement is a reference to the "Disregard Females, Acquire Currency" meme.
• The "The nerve of war" achievement is a reference to the Cicero quote, "Nervos belli, pecuniam." (The nerve of war, money.)
• The "Wololo" achievement is a reference to the Age of Empires series of games. The sound effect itself originates from the first game, where the Priest unit has the ability to convert opposing units, with "wololo" being the sound effect used. This is used for the same purpose in AoE 2, as well as becoming a taunt. This taunt would linger through both AoM and AoE 3.
• The "Church of Cookiology" achievement may be a reference to the Church of Scientology.
• The "Bewitched" achievement may be a reference to the TV show of the same name.
• The "The sorcerer's apprentice" achievement may be a reference to the Disney film Fantasia, which popularized the original Goethe poem.
• The "Magic kingdom" achievement may be a reference to the Walt Disney World resort in Florida. The resort is divided into four theme parks, one of which shares its name with this achievement.
• The "The wizarding world" achievement is a reference to Harry Potter.
• The "Shosple Colupis" achievement is a reference to an internet meme.
• The "Far far away" and "Now this is pod-smashing!" achievements are references to the Star Wars movies.
• The "Type II civilization" achievement is a reference to the Kardashev scale of a civilization's technological advancements.
• The "It's not delivery" achievement is a reference to the DiGiorno slogan ("It's not delivery, it's DiGiorno").
• The "And beyond" achievement is a reference to the phrase "To infinity and beyond" used by Buzz Lightyear in the Toy Story movies.
• The "Transmogrification" achievement may a reference to the comic strip Calvin and Hobbes, which popularized the word.
• The "Gold member" achievement is a reference to the third movie in Mike Myers' Austin Powers trilogy, Austin Powers in Goldmember.
• The "Gild wars" achievement is a reference to the ArenaNet game Guild Wars.
• The "Gold, Jerry! Gold!" achievement is a reference to a Seinfeld episode.
• The "A whole new world" achievement is a reference to the song of the same name from the Disney movie Aladdin.
• The "Now you're thinking" achievement is a reference to the Valve video game Portal and its sequel, Portal 2, in which you are repeatedly encouraged to "think with portals".
• The "Dimensional shift" achievement may be a reference to the new age concept, popularized by Drunvalo Melchizedek.
• The "Realm of the Mad God" achievement is a reference to the online game Realm of the Mad God.
• The "H̸̷͓̳̳̯̟͕̟͍͍̣͡ḛ̢̦̰̺̮̝͖͖̘̪͉͘͡ ̠̦͕̤̪̝̥̰̠̫̖̣͙̬͘ͅC̨̦̺̩̲̥͉̭͚̜̻̝̣̼͙̮̯̪o̴̡͇̘͎̞̲͇̦̲͞͡m̸̩̺̝̣̹̱͚̬̥̫̳̼̞̘̯͘ͅẹ͇̺̜́̕͢s̶̙̟̱̥̮̯̰̦͓͇͖͖̝͘͘͞" achievement is a reference to Zalgo. The text can be generated here.
• The "With strange eons" and "Which eternal lie" achievements are a reference to the fictional book Necronomicon, created by H.P. Lovecraft: "That is not dead which can eternal lie; And with strange aeons even death may die."
• The "Ever more hideous" achievement is a reference to an H. P. Lovecraft quote: "Memories and possibilities are ever more hideous than realities."
• The "Time warp" achievement may be a reference to the song and dance of the same name from The Rocky Horror Show and, later, The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
• The "Time duke" achievement may be a reference to the Time Lords from the popular TV series Doctor Who.
• The "cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com" achievement is a reference to Rick and Morty, a popular show on Adult Swim. This is in reference to episode 1, at the end.
• The "Be kind, rewind" achievement may be a reference to the movie of the same name.
• The "Walk the planck" achievement is a reference to Max Planck, a German theoretical physicist who originated the Quantum Theory. It is also a reference to the supposed pirate practice of walking the plank.
• The "Praise the sun" achievement is a reference to the video game Dark Souls. It relates to the popular emote and faction.
• "If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing" is a reference to the Mythbusters.
• The "A still more glorious dawn" achievement is a reference to a Carl Sagan quote.
• The "The elder scrolls" achievement is a reference to the Elder Scrolls series of games by Bethesda Software. The phrase "Let me guess. Someone stole your cookie." is a reference to The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, where a guard randomly talks to you: "Let me guess, someone stole your sweet-roll."
• The "Tiny cookie" achievement's description, "These aren't the cookies you're clicking for", is a reference to the quote from Obi-Wan: "These aren't the droids you're looking for" in the film Star Wars IV: A New Hope.
• The "A wizard is you" achievement is a reference to "An adventurer is you", the tagline of browser-based multiplayer RPG, Kingdom of Loathing. It could be also a reference to a much older NES video game, Pro Wrestling, having "A winner is you" as a congratulatory message.
  • The "A wizard is you" achievement's description, "I'm a what?", is a reference to the film Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone.
• The "What's in a name" achievement is a reference to Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare.
• The "Tabloid addiction" achievement's description may contain a reference to the phrase "Dingoes ate my baby". It could also be a reference to an actual headline that appeared on a British tabloid that said: "Freddie Starr Ate my Hamster."
• The "Moistburster" achievement may be a reference to "Voidthirster", a card from Ascension. It is also reminiscent of the bloodthirsters from League of Legends and Warhammer.
• The "Coming to town" achievement is a reference to the song "Santa Claus is Coming to Town".
• The "Let it snow" achievement is a reference to the song of the same name.
• The "Here Be Dragon" achievement is a reference to a phrase commonly used in the 1700s by cartographers when talking about uncharted and faraway places on a map. This phrase was used to keep people away from these areas, as it was believed sea monsters inhabited them. May also be related to the easter egg of the GTA Chinatown Wars game.
• The "From Scratch" achievement may be a reference to Carl Sagan's quote, "If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe", and also its description and name may be references to Homestuck. Due to it specifically being about Jaffa Cakes, it is also likely a reference to the Yogscast's Tekkit series, in which they build a factory to make Jaffa Cakes. (https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL310728C6AAFF44B1)
• The "Nihilism" achievement's description, "There are many things that need to be erased", is a reference to the video Happy Factory.
• The "Obliterate" achievement's description, "Resistance is futile, albeit entertaining.", is a reference to the Borg from Star Trek.
• The "To crumbs, you say?" achievement is a reference to the Professor from Futurama. In episode 3 he is heard on the phone saying: "To shreds, you say."
• The "You get nothing" achievement and its description are a reference to the film Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory-- specifically, they reference the titular character's rant near the end of the film, which famously includes the phrase "You get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!"
• The "Third-party" achievement's description refers to the fact that a piece of software unmodified by third parties is known as vanilla software.
• There are four more secret achievements, only legitimately obtainable by playing on the old Dungeons beta and exporting that save to play in the current Cookie Clicker. They will be properly released when dungeons come out. They are called "Getting even with the oven", "Now this is pod-smashing", "Chirped out", and "Follow the white rabbit". The description for each of these is, "Defeat the Sentient Furnace in the factory dungeons.", "Defeat the Ascended Baking Pod in the factory dungeons.", "Find and defeat Chirpy, the dysfunctionning alarm bot.", "Find and defeat the elusive sugar bunny." respectively. And finally, each of their IDs are 96, 97, 98, and 99 respectively.
  • The "Follow the white rabbit" achievement is a quote from the movie The Matrix, which itself is referring to the children's story Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.
  • The "Now this is pod-smashing" achievement could reference a quote from Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace by Anakin Skywalker: "Now this is pod-racing!"
• The "Faster Menner" achievement is a reference to a user of DashNet Forums known as Idler, who posted on the site with broken grammar and created a suggestion post, entitled "Suggest (a discussion where you can suggest good thing, stick this!" that suggested that several buildings (including Faster Menner) should be added to the game.
• The "Last Chance to See" achievement may be a reference to the Douglas Adams book of the same name, in which he and zoologist Mark Carwardine visited endangered creatures around the world to photograph and write about them before they became extinct.
• The "Fast and Delicious" achievement is a reference The Fast and the Furious series of action films.
• The "The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had" achievement is a reference to a lyric in the song "Mad World", "The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had".
• The "The Ultimate Clickdown" achievement is a reference to the YouTube video and song of the same name "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" which was popular in the late 2000s.
• The "Huge tracts of land" achievement is a reference to the film Monty Python and the Holy Grail, where the king of the Swamp Castle describes a princess as having "huge tracts of land".
• The achievement "Dude, sweet" could be a reference to the film Dude, Where's My Car?
• The "Reverse funnel system" achievement is a reference to an episode of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.
• The "Harvest moon" achievement is a reference to the video game series of the same name.
• The "Cave story" achievement is a reference to the video game of the same name.
  • The "Curly braces" achievement and its description, "Go well with quotes.", are references to the characters Curly Brace and Quote from Cave Story.
• The "Space space space space space" achievement is a reference to the Adult Swim show, Check It Out! With Dr. Steve Brule - The Planets. The flavor text "It's too far away..." is also a reference. It may also be a reference to the Space Sphere from Portal 2 who almost always says the word space repeatedly and is heavily involved with the ending of the game.
• The "Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear" achievement is a reference to a commonly-seen warning on automobile mirrors: "Objects in mirror are closer than they appear".
  • The mirror dimension may be a reference to the Marvel movie and comics Doctor Strange.
• The "Ex machina" achievement is a reference to the Latin phrase deus ex machina, meaning "god in the machine".
• The "Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo" achievement is a reference to Disney's Cinderella.
• The "I've got the Midas touch" achievement may be a reference to the song "Midas Touch" by the band Midnight Star ("I've got the Midas Touch / Everything I touch turns to gold").
• The "Phlogisticated substances" achievement is a reference to the phlogiston theory.
• The "In the garden of Eden (baby)" achievement is a reference to the song "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" by Iron Butterfly. Its description, "Isn't tending to those precious little plants just so rock and/or roll?" is a reference to the Simpsons episode "Bart Sells His Soul", featuring the song.
• Originally, the "Quadricentennial and a half achievement" flavor text said that the last four have the same icon (all were blue) and it said that he (Orteil) will change it someday. It happened in an update, now so they have different colors.
• The "Seedless to nay" achievement may be a reference to a "SoundClown" rehash of Tenacious D's Tribute, in which the line "Needless to say" is altered to say "Seedless to nay"
• The "End of the world" achievement and its description is a reference to the R.E.M song of the same name.
• The "Sugar Sugar" achievement is a reference to the song by the Archies or to the flash game "Sugar, Sugar"
• "Holy cookies, Grandma!" is a reference to Robin's "Holy ____, Batman!" catchphrase from the 1960s TV show starring Adam West and Burt Ward.
• "Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change" is a reference to The Professor Brothers - Future Thoughts by Brad Neely.
• The "Green cookies sleep furiously" achievement is a reference to the sentence, "Colorless green ideas sleep furiously" by Noam Chomsky.
• The "Galactic Highway" achievement may be a reference to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series by Douglas Adams. Early on in the story, Earth is destroyed to make way for a "Hyperspace bypass".
• The achievement "You're #1 so why try harder" is a reference to the Album Cover of "You've Come a Long Way, Baby" by Fatboy Slim. On the cover, a guy is wearing a shirt that says "I'm #1 so why try harder".
• The "Bake him away, toys" achievement is a reference to the Simpsons episode "Cape Feare", where one of the show's characters, Chef Wiggum, says the same phrase.
• The "Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night" achievement is the "Unofficial, official motto" of USPS to which it completes with "stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds."
• The sun weighs about 200 quintillion cookies. Due to cookies' high density in comparison to the sun, this amount would collapse into a black hole.
• 1 vigintillion cookies, the largest quantity referenced in Cookie Clicker's achievements (as of version 2.031), would weigh approximately a million times more than the observable universe.
• O Fortuna is a 13th century poem from the Carmina Burana collection that rails against, "the inexorable fate that rules both gods and mortals." It was set to music by Carl Orff in 1936 and is the go-to piece of music when anyone wishes to portray any sort of apocalyptic event.
• The “Reject reality and substitute your own” achievement is a reference to the famous quote from MythBusters, “I reject your reality and substitute my own.”
• The achievement "Absolutely stuffed" and the achievement "It's only wafer-thin" including its flavor text "Just the one!" are all references to Monty Python's infamous "Mr. Creosote" sketch, where Mr. Creosote is eventually offered a "wafer-thin" mint by the waiter, causing him to explode.
• The “Hypersize Me" achievement is possibly a reference to the 2004 documentary "Super Size Me" directed by and starring Morgan Spurlock, who reflects on a period of 29 days where he had eaten food only and strictly from the fast food chain McDonalds.
• The "Earth-616" achievement is a reference to the namesake main setting of the Marvel Comics Universe.
• The flavor text for “Duck typing” is a reference to The Duck Song.
• The "You are inevitable" achievement is possibly a reference to the line "I am inevitable." spoken by Thanos in the Marvel film Avengers: Endgame.
• "Oh hey, it's you again." from the shadow achievement "Endless Cycle" could have been a reference to "Oh no, it's you again" from the Minecraft Parody Revenge. It also could referencing the common annoyed phrase "Oh, it's you again." .
• The “Haven't even begun to peak" achievement is possibly a reference the TV show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia where the main character Dennis Reynolds iconically gives a speech "I haven't even begun to peak!"
• The "Nuclear throne" achievement is a reference to the video game Nuclear Throne.
• The "Olden days" achievement and its flavor text "DashNet Farms remembers" is a reference to the company Pepperidge Farm's advertisement phrase from the 1980s. In the Family Guy episode “Hell Comes to Quahod,” they feature a parody of this commercial, with the phrase "Pepperidge Farms remembers."
• The "Don't let me leave, Murph" achievement is a reference to the Christopher Nolan movie Interstellar, when Cooper watches his past self leave his daughter from the fourth dimension of time.
• The "Million to one shot, doc" achievement is a reference to a Seinfeld episode.
• Mispelling "Orteil" as "Ortiel" will result in appearing cookies from clicking to all appear as the Orteil icon from the "God Complex" achievement
• The "Where is My Mind" achievement is a reference to the song of the same name by Pixies.
• The "Despite everything, it's still you" achievement is a reference to the video game Undertale.
• The "Everyone everywhere all at once" achievement is a reference to the movie Everything Everywhere All at Once.
• The "Ain't that a click in the head" achievement may be a reference to the song Ain't That a Kick in the Head? by Dean Martin, or a reference to the Fallout: New Vegas quest of the same name.
• The “Gotta go fast” achievement is a reference to Sonic The Hedgehog’s signature catchphrase.
• The "You win a cookie" achievement actually gives you a cookie.
• There are achievement combos you can do by simultaneously getting 2 of them.