Every Achievement as of v.1.034
Achievements in Cookie Clicker are rewards you get for achieving certain goals. Each Achievement adds 4% to your Milk total.
Achievements were introduced in the 1.026 update, and as of 1.034, there are 83 total, 6 of which are Shadow Achievements, which do not contribute to your milk percentage. This allows a maximum percentage of 308%
Achievements
| Title | Icon | Description |
|---|---|---|
| Wake and bake | File:Wakenbake.png | Bake 1 cookie. |
| Making some dough | File:SmallPile.png | Bake 100 cookies. |
| So baked right now | File:MediumPile.png | Bake 1,000 cookies. |
| Fledgling bakery | File:LargePile.png | Bake 10,000 cookies. |
| Affluent bakery | File:SemiPile.png | Bake 100,000 cookies. |
| World-famous bakery | File:BluePile.png | Bake 1,000,000 cookies. |
| Cosmic bakery | File:GreenPile.png | Bake 10,000,000 cookies. |
| Galactic bakery | File:YellowPile.png | Bake 100,000,000 cookies. |
| Universal bakery | File:OrangePile.png | Bake 1,000,000,000 cookies. |
| Timeless bakery | File:PinkPile.png | Bake 5,000,000,000 cookies. |
| Infinite bakery | File:ShinyPile.png | Bake 10,000,000,000 cookies. |
| Immortal bakery | File:ShinyPile.png | Bake 50,000,000,000 cookies. |
| You can stop now | File:ShinyPile.png | Bake 100,000,000,000 cookies. |
| Cookies all the way down | File:ShinyPile.png | Bake 500,000,000,000 cookies. |
| Overdose | File:ShinyPile.png | Bake 1,000,000,000,000 cookies. |
| How? | File:AlmightyPile.png | Bake 10,000,000,000,000 cookies. |
| Casual baking | File:Wakenbake.png | Bake 1 cookie per second. |
| Hardcore baking | File:SmallPile.png | Bake 10 cookies per second. |
| Steady tasty stream | File:MediumPile.png | Bake 100 cookies per second. |
| Cookie monster | File:LargePile.png | Bake 1,000 cookies per second. |
| Mass producer | File:SemiPile.png | Bake 10,000 cookies per second. |
| Cookie vortex | File:BluePile.png | Bake 100,000 cookies per second. |
| Cookie pulsar | File:GreenPile.png | Bake 1,000,000 cookies per second. |
| Cookie quasar | File:YellowPile.png | Bake 10,000,000 cookies per second. |
| A world filled with cookies | File:OrangePile.png | Bake 100,000,000 cookies per second. |
| Let's never bake again | File:PinkPile.png | Bake 1,000,000,000 cookies per second. |
| Clicktastic | File:WhiteArrow.png | Make 1,000 cookies from clicking |
| Clickathlon | File:GoldArrow.png | Make 100,000 cookies from clicking. |
| Clickolympics | File:GoldArrow.png | Make 10,000,000 cookies from clicking |
| Clickorama | File:PinkArrow.png | Make 1,000,000,000 cookies from clicking |
| Click | File:WhiteCursor.png | Have 1 cursor. |
| Double-click | File:DoubleCursor.png | Have 2 cursors. |
| Mouse wheel | File:TripleCursor.png | Have 50 cursors. |
| Of Mice and Men | File:GoldCursors.png | Have 100 cursors. |
| The Digital | File:PinkCursors.png | Have 200 cursors. |
| Just wrong | File:GrandmaAchieve.png | Sell a grandma. "I thought you loved me." |
| Grandma's cookies | File:RollingPin.png | Have 1 grandma. |
| Sloppy kisses | File:GoldRollingPin.png | Have 50 grandmas. |
| Retirement home | File:PinkRollingPin.png | Have 100 grandmas. |
| Elder | File:GrandmaAchieve.png | Own every grandma type |
| My first farm | File:GreenWateringCan.png | Have 1 farm. |
| Reap what you sow | File:GoldWateringCan.png | Have 50 farms. |
| Farm ill | File:PinkWateringCan.png | Have 100 farms. |
| Production chain | File:BlueGears.png | Have 1 factory. |
| Industrial revolution | File:GoldGears.png | Have 50 factories. |
| Global warming | File:PinkGears.png | Have 100 factories. |
| You know the drill | File:GrayPick.png | Have 1 mine. |
| Excavation site | File:GoldPick.png | Have 50 mines. |
| Hollow the planet | File:PinkPick.png | Have 100 mines. |
| Expedition | File:Spaceship.png | Have 1 shipment. |
| Galactic highway | File:GoldSpaceship.png | Have 50 shipments. |
| Far far away | File:PinkSpaceship.png | Have 100 shipments. |
| Transmutation | File:GreenFlask.png | Have 1 alchemy lab. |
| Transmogrification | File:GoldFlask.png | Have 50 alchemy labs. |
| Gold member | File:PinkFlask.png | Have 100 alchemy labs. |
| A whole new world | File:RedGalaxy.png | Have 1 portal. |
| Now you're thinking | File:GoldGalaxy.png | Have 50 portals. |
| Dimensional shift | File:PinkGalaxy.png | Have 100 portals. |
| Time warp | File:PocketWatch.png | Have 1 time machine. |
| Alternate timeline | File:GoldPocketWatch.png | Have 50 time machines. |
| Rewriting history | File:PinkPocketWatch.png | Have 100 time machines. |
| One with everything | File:MarbleColumn.png | Have at least 1 of every building. |
| Mathematician | File:SilverProtractor.png | Have at least 1 time machine, 2 portals, 4 alchemy labs, 8 shipments and so on (128 max). |
| Base 10 | File:GoldProtractor.png | Have at least 10 time machines, 20 portals, 30 alchemy labs, 40 shipments and so on. |
| Builder | File:MarbleColumn.png | Own 100 buildings. |
| Architect | File:GoldenColumn.png | Own 400 buildings. |
| Enhancer | File:Flask2.png | Purchase 20 upgrades. |
| Augmenter | File:GoldFlask2.png | Purchase 50 upgrades. |
| Golden cookie | File:GoldenCookie.png | Click a golden cookie. |
| Lucky cookie | File:GoldenCookie.png | Click 7 golden cookies. |
| A stroke of luck | File:GoldenCookie.png | Click 27 golden cookies. |
| Leprechaun | File:GoldenCookie.png | Click 77 golden cookies. "You should really go to bed." |
| Cookie-dunker | Cookie-dunker | Dunk the cookie.¹ "You did it!" |
| Elder nap | 
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Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once. "We are eternal." |
| Elder slumber |
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Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times. "Our mind outlives the universe." |
| Elder calm |
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Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.² "We have fed." |
| Uncanny clicker | File:GhostMouse.png | Click really, really fast. "Well I'll be!" |
¹ Resize screen (or zoom in) untill your cookie reaches the milk below it.
² Research and buy the Elder Covenant.
Shadow Achievements
The following 6 achievements are do not count towards the milk percentage, nor will they show up on the stats tab until you have achieved them.
| Title | Icon | Description |
|---|---|---|
| Sacrifice | File:CookieSkull.png | Reset your game with 1 million cookies. "Easy come, easy go." |
| Oblivion | File:CookieSkull.png | Reset your game with 1 billion cookies. "Back to square one." |
| From scratch | File:CookieSkull.png | Reset your game with 1 trillion cookies. "It's been fun." |
| Neverclick | File:GhostMouse.png | Make 1 million cookies with just 15 cookie clicks. |
| True Neverclick | File:GhostMouse.png | Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks. "This kinda defeats the whole purpose, doesn't it?" |
| Cheated cookies taste awful | File:CheatedCookie.png | Hack in some cookies. |
Updates
1.034: Uncanny clicker no longer requires you to beat the clicking world record, instead simply having you click very fast. It is also no longer a Shadow Achievement.
1.033: Leprechaun no longer a shadow achievement and 'Elder calm' achievement added. The total number of achievements is 83.
1.031: Achievements Elder nap, Elder slumber, and Elder were added. Neverclick has been moved to the Shadow achievements. The total number of achievements is 82.
1.03: Achievements Builder, Architect, Enhancer, Augmenter, and Cookie-dunker were added. Mathematician was hidden for short time when a bug associated with it and Base 10 was being fixed. The total number of achievements is 72.
1.029: The achievements Sacrifice, Oblivion, From scratch, Cheated cookies taste awful, and Uncanny clicker were hidden because they were "a bad idea".
1.026: Achievements added, 72 total.
Trivia
- The 50 Portal achievement "Now you're thinking" is a reference to Valve's popular game Portal.
- The "Gold member" achievement may or may not be a reference to the Austin Powers movie of the same name.
- The "Far far away" achievement is a reference to the Star Wars movies.
- The "Ultimadrill" achievement is a reference to the anime Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.