The Farm is a building added in the big update!update. It is the third building in the game, costs 1,100 cookies and produces 8 CpS by harvesting them.
If you upgrade a farm once with sugar lumps, you will unlock the garden minigame. Each level make the garden bigger and bigger until level 9 where it reaches the maximum size.
Farms are twice as efficient. "Rake in the dough!"
10
Fertilizer
Own 5 farms
55,000
Farms are twice as efficient. "It's chocolate, I swear."
11
Cookie trees
Own 25 farms
550,000
Farms are twice as efficient. "A relative of the breadfruit."
12
Genetically-modified cookies
Own 50 farms
55 million
Farms are twice as efficient. "All-natural mutations."
45
Gingerbread scarecrows
Own 100 farms
5.5 billion
Farms are twice as efficient. "Staring at your crops with mischievous glee."
111
Pulsar sprinklers
Own 150 farms
550 billion
Farms are twice as efficient. "There's no such thing as over-watering. The moistest is the bestest."
193
Fudge fungus
Own 200 farms
550 trillion
Farms are twice as efficient. "A sugary parasite whose tendrils help cookie growth. Please do not breathe in the spores. In case of spore ingestion, seek medical help within the next 36 seconds."
295
Wheat triffids
Own 250 farms
550 quadrillion
Farms are twice as efficient. "Taking care of crops is so much easier when your plants can just walk about and help around the farm. Do not pet. Do not feed. Do not attempt to converse with."
308
Humane pesticides
Own 300 farms
550 quintillion
Farms are twice as efficient. "Made by people, for people, from people and ready to unleash some righteous scorching pain on those pesky insects that so deserve it."
429
Barnstars
Own 350 farms
550 sextillion
Farms are twice as efficient. "Ah, yes. These help quite a bit. Somehow."
481
Lindworms
Own 400 farms
5.5 octillion
Farms are twice as efficient. "You have to import these from far up north, but they really help areate the soil!"
507
Global seed vault
Own 450 farms
55 nonillion
Farms are twice as efficient. "An enormous genetic repository that could outlive an apocalypse. Guarantees the survival of your empire, or at the very least its agricultural components, should civilization fall. Which should be any day now."
663
Reverse-veganism
Own 500 farms
550 decillion
Farms are twice as efficient. "Plants aren't for eating, plants are for exploitative agriculture and astronomical profit margins!"
701
Cookie mulch
Own 550 farms
5.5 duodecillion
Farms are twice as efficient. "Grinding surplus cookies into paste that you then spread onto your fields enables a strange feedback loop in the quality of your cookie crops. Cookie feeding on cookie should be an abomination, but then why does it taste so good?"
744
Self-driving tractors
Own 600 farms
55 tredecillion
Farms are twice as efficient. "Embarked AI lets your field vehicles sow and harvest cookie crops at any time of the day or night, and with so few human casualties, too!"
841
Other Upgrades[]
Icon
Name
Unlock condition
Base price
Description
ID
Farmer grandmas
15 farms and 1 grandma owned
55,000
Grandmas are twice as efficient. Farms gain +1% CpS per grandma. "A nice farmer to grow more cookies."
57
Future almanacs
15 farms, 15 time machines and "Synergies Vol. I" purchased
2.8 quintillion
Farms gain +5% CpS per time machine. Time machines gain +0.1% CpS per farm. "Lets you predict optimal planting times. It's crazy what time travel can do!"
369
Rain prayer
75 farms, 75 temples and "Synergies Vol. II" purchased
4.002 quintillion
Farms gain +5% CpS per temple. Temples gain +0.1% CpS per farm. "A deeply spiritual ceremonial involving complicated dance moves and high-tech cloud-busting lasers."
370
Magical botany
75 wizard towers, 75 farms and "Synergies Vol. II" purchased
66.002 quintillion
Farms gain +5% CpS per wizard tower. Wizard towers gain +0.1% CpS per farm. "Already known in some reactionary newspapers as "the wizard's GMOs"."
380
Infernal crops
15 farms, 15 portals and "Synergies Vol. I" purchased
200 quadrillion
Farms gain +5% CpS per portal. Portals gain +0.1% CpS per farm. "Sprinkle regularly with FIRE."
385
Fertile minds
75 farms, 75 cortex bakers and "Synergies Vol. II" purchased
380 decillion
Farms gain +5% CpS per cortex baker. Cortex bakers gain +0.1% CpS per farm. "An acute intellect, artificial or not, requires plenty of vitamins. You fortuitously happen to be in charge of vast farming operations, only a few trillion acres of which need be requisitioned to grow the quantities of broccoli and kale to keep your planet-sized brains in tip-top shape. Open wide, here comes the airplane!"
762
Fortune #003
Random fortune from news ticker
85.556 nonillion
Farms are 7% more efficient and 7% cheaper. "The seeds of tomorrow already lie within the seeds of today."
623
Unshackled farms (heavenly upgrade)
"Unshackled grandmas" purchased
32.805 billion
Tiered upgrades for Farms provide an extra +180% production. Only works with unshackled upgrade tiers. "Till the universe."
770
Gallery[]
Background
Farmer Grandma
Trivia[]
References[]
The upgrade Pulsar Sprinklers refers to the pulsar, a type of star known for emitting powerful beams of light from its magnetic poles and spinning rapidly.
The upgrade Wheat triffids is a reference to The Day of the Triffids, a post-apocalyptic novel written by John Wyndham.
The upgrade Barnstars refers to a real life decoration which is found on barns in some parts of the United States. It is likely also a reference to barnstars, which are awards both given and received by Wikipedia contributors.
The upgrade Lindworms refers to the mythical creature which appears in fairy tales and was a popular motif on runestones in 11th century Sweden.
The upgrade Global Seed Vault is a reference to the Svalbard Global Seed Vault, a facility which stores thousands of varieties of crop seeds in case of a (non-cookie related) mass extinction event.
The achievement Farm ill is a play on words of the title of the popular Zynga game Farmville.
The achievement You and the Beanstalk is a reference to the English fairy tale "Jack and the Beanstalk".
The achievement Sharpest tool in the shed is a reference to a lyric in the 2001 Smash Mouth song "All Star", which is in the line "Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed".
The achievement I hate manure is a quote from Back to the Future, as in the films it is often exclaimed by members of the Tannen family when they end up in a pile of manure.
The achievement Huge tracts of land is a quote from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. In the film Herbert's father says "Don't like her? What's wrong with her? She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land." while attempting to convince Herbert to marry.