Javascript Console

Javascript console
Create cookies from the very code this game was written in.
Initial Price	71 Quintillion
Base CpS	1.1 Trillion /sec
Max CpS	1.1 Trillion × 211 × 1.07 × (1 + G/1,000) × (1 + CH/1,000) × (1 + G/1,500) /sec Where: G – number of Grandmas; Ch – number of Chancemakers.
Introduction	v2.02

The Javascript console is a building added in the going off-script update. It is the seventeenth and final building in the game, costs 71 quintillion cookies and produces 1.1 trillion CpS by creating cookies from Cookie Clicker's very code.

Achievements

Javascript Console achievements  

Icon	Name	Description	ID
	F12	Have 1 javascript console.	433
	Variable success	Have 50 javascript consoles.	434
	No comments	Have 100 javascript consoles.	435
	Up to code	Have 150 javascript consoles.	436
	Works on my machine	Have 200 javascript consoles.	437
	Technical debt	Have 250 javascript consoles.	438
	Mind your language	Have 300 javascript consoles.	439
	Inconsolable	Have 350 javascript consoles.	440
	Closure	Have 400 javascript consoles.	441
	Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere	Have 450 javascript consoles.	442
	Taking the back streets	Have 500 javascript consoles.	443
	Curly braces	Have 550 javascript consoles. "Or as the French call them, mustache boxes. Go well with quotes."	490
	Duck typing	Have 600 javascript consoles. "Hello, this is a duck typing. Got any grapes?"	508
	Get with the program	Have 650 javascript consoles.	571
	Pebcakes	Have 700 javascript consoles. "Problem exists in my mouth!"	633
	Inherited prototype	Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.	444
	A model of document object	Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.	445
	First-class citizen	Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.	446
	Alexandria	Reach level 10 javascript consoles.	447

Upgrades

Javascript Console upgrades  

Icon	Name	Unlock condition	Base price	Description	ID
	The JavaScript console for dummies	Own 1 javascript console	710 quintillion	Javascript consoles are twice as efficient. "This should get you started. The first line reads: "To open the javascript console, press-" ...the rest of the book is soaked in chocolate milk. If only there was a way to look up this sort of information..."	594
	64bit arrays	Own 5 javascript consoles	3.55 sextillion	Javascript consoles are twice as efficient. "A long-form variable type to pack your cookies much more efficiently."	595
	Stack overflow	Own 25 javascript consoles	35.5 sextillion	Javascript consoles are twice as efficient. "This is really bad! You probably forgot to close a loop somewhere and now your programs are going crazy! The rest of your engineers seem really excited about it somehow. How could a software mishap like a stack overflow possibly ever help anyone?"	596
	Enterprise compiler	Own 50 javascript consoles	3.55 septillion	Javascript consoles are twice as efficient. "This bespoke javascript compiler took your team years of development and billions in research, but it should let you execute (certain) functions (up to) 2% faster (in optimal circumstances)."	597
	Syntactic sugar	Own 100 javascript consoles	355 septillion	Javascript consoles are twice as efficient. "Tastier code for tastier cookies."	598
	A nice cup of coffee	Own 150 javascript consoles	35.5 octillion	Javascript consoles are twice as efficient. "All this nerd stuff has you exhausted. You make yourself a nice cup of coffee, brewed with roasted beans from some far-away island. You may have been working a bit too hard though - the cup of coffee starts talking to you, insisting that it is NOT javascript."	599
	Just-in-time baking	Own 200 javascript consoles	35.5 nonillion	Javascript consoles are twice as efficient. "A new method of preparing cookies; they bake themselves right in front of the customers before eating, leaving your kitchens mess-free."	600
	cookies++	Own 250 javascript consoles	35.5 decillion	Javascript consoles are twice as efficient. "Your very own cookie-themed programming language, elegantly named after its most interesting ability - increasing the "cookies" variable by 1."	601
	Software updates	Own 300 javascript consoles	35.5 undecillion	Javascript consoles are twice as efficient. "This is grand news - someone's finally figured out the Wifi password, and your newfound internet connection seems to have triggered a whole lot of software updates! Your browsers, drivers and plugins all received a fresh coat of paint, and your javascript version has been updated to the latest ECMAScript specification. It's really too bad thousands had to die due to some deprecated function in your neurotoxin ventilation code, but I guess that's progress for you."	602
	Game.Loop	Own 350 javascript consoles	35.5 duodecillion	Javascript consoles are twice as efficient. "You're not quite sure what to make of this. What does it mean? What does it do? Who would leave something like that just laying around here? Try asking again in 1/30th of a second."	603
	eval()	Own 400 javascript consoles	355 tredecillion	Javascript consoles are twice as efficient. "It is said that this simple function holds the key to the universe, and that whosoever masters it may shape reality to their will. Good thing you have no idea how it works. Makes for a neat plaque on your wall, though."	604
	Your biggest fans	Own 450 javascript consoles	3.55 quindecillion	Javascript consoles are twice as efficient. "Let's face it, baking cookies isn't the most optimized thing there is. So you've purchased your biggest fans yet and stuck them next to your computers to keep things chill and in working order. Cool!"	677
	Hacker shades	Own 500 javascript consoles	35.5 sexdecillion	Javascript consoles are twice as efficient. "I'm in."	715
	PHP containment vats	Own 550 javascript consoles	355 septendecillion	Javascrpt consoles are twice as efficient. "In essence, these are large server chambers meant to trap rogue PHP code, allowing it to execute far away from your javascript where it can do minimal harm."	758
	Simulation failsafes	Own 600 javascript consoles	3.55 novemdecillion	Javascript consoles are twice as efficient. "Oh, for pete's sake, you bit into a cookie and it gave you a runtime error. You've been trapped in the old matrix gambit again! Time to shut everything down and prepare for extraction into what is hopefully the real layer of reality where learning kung-fu takes time and the biscuits don't throw memory overflow exceptions."	855

Other Upgrades

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| |Binary grandmas |15 javascript consoles and 1 grandma owned |data-sort-value="3.55E21"| 3.55 sextillion |Grandmas are twice as efficient. Javascript consoles gain +1% CpS per 15 grandmas.
"A digital grandma to transfer more cookies.
(See also : boolean grandmas, string grandmas, and not-a-number grandmas, also known as "NaNs".)" |593 |-

| |Script grannies |15 grandmas, 15 javascript consoles and "Synergies Vol. I" purchased |data-sort-value="1.42E25"| 14.2 septillion |Grandmas gain +5% CpS per javascript console.
Javascript consoles gain +0.1% CpS per grandma.
"Armies of energy drink-fueled grandmas ready to hack into the cyberspace for renegade e-cookies." |605 |- | |Tombola computing |75 chancemakers, 75 javascript consoles and "Synergies Vol. II" purchased |data-sort-value="1.425E31"| 14.252 nonillion |Chancemakers gain +5% CpS per javascript console.
Javascript consoles gain +0.1% CpS per chancemaker.
"Like quantum computing, but more fun.
(Your ticket reads XX XX XX XX, entitling you to [randomized message].)" |606 |-

| |Peer review |75 javascript consoles, 75 you and "Synergies Vol. II" purchased |data-sort-value="1.08E38"| 108 undecillion |Javascript consoles gain +5% CpS per You.
You gain +0.1% CpS per javascript console.
"Code is only as good as the number of eyes on it, so imagine how flawlessly your systems could operate if you had endless copies of yourself triple-checking everything! Just make sure to teach them proper indenting etiquette." |860 |-

| |Fortune #017 |Random fortune from news ticker |data-sort-value="5.522E48"| 5.522 quindecillion |Javascript consoles are 7% more efficient and 7% cheaper.
"If things aren't working out for you, rewrite the rules." |637 |-

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Script Granny

Trivia

• The Javascript console model has the Japanese katakana characters "クッキークリッカー ジャバスクリプト" (Kukkii Kurikkaa Jabasukuriputo) which translate to "Cookie Clicker JavaScript".
  • Before version 2.028, the Javascript console model is miswritten as "クツキークリツカー ジャバスクリプト" (Kutsukii Kuritsukaa Jabasukuriputo).
• This is the second building to have a completely different store icon compared to its appearance in the buildings overview, after the Time Machine.
• Unlike all other buildings, the Javascript console's grandma appearance is dependent on the Script grannies synergy upgrade, rather than the Binary grandmas type upgrade.
• The Achievement "F12" refers to the F12 key opening the browser console.
• The Achievement "No Comments" is a reference to comments that are written in code to help explain what certain lines of code are doing.
• The Upgrade "Stack overflow" is a reference to a stack overflow, or to the Q&A site for programmers.
• The Upgrade "Cookies++" is a reference to the C++ programming language and the fact that the "++" operator increases a variable by one.
• The Upgrade "Just-in-time Baking" is a reference to Just-in-time compilation.
• The flavor text for the upgrade "A Nice Cup of Coffee" is a reference to the fact that java is a name for coffee and that Java is a programming language that many people confuse with JavaScript.
• The flavor text for the upgrade "The JavaScript console for dummies" is a reference to the series of informative books of a similar name.
• The "Alexandria" achievement may be a reference to the Library of Alexandria and coding libraries.

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Bank		Temple		Wizard Tower		Shipment		Alchemy Lab
Portal		Time Machine		Antimatter Condenser		Prism		Chancemaker
Fractal Engine		Javascript Console		Idleverse		Cortex Baker		You
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