Temples are twice as efficient. "Lure even greedier adventurers to retrieve your cookies. Now that's a real idol game!"
Own 5 temples
Temples are twice as efficient. "What's a life to a gigaton of cookies?"
Own 25 temples
Temples are twice as efficient. "And lo, the Baker's almighty spoon came down and distributed holy gifts unto the believers - shimmering sugar, and chocolate dark as night, and all manner of wheats. And boy let me tell you, that party was mighty gnarly."
Own 50 temples
Temples are twice as efficient. "Free the primordial powers of your temples with these annual celebrations involving fire-breathers, traditional dancing, ritual beheadings and other merriments!"
Own 100 temples
Temples are twice as efficient. "Enough spiritual inadequacy! More divinities than you'll ever need, or your money back! 100% guaranteed!"
Great Baker in the sky
Own 150 temples
Temples are twice as efficient. "This is it. The ultimate deity has finally cast Their sublimely divine eye upon your operation; whether this is a good thing or possibly the end of days is something you should find out very soon."
Own 200 temples
Temples are twice as efficient. "Stories have been circulating about the origins of the very first cookie that was ever baked; tales of how it all began, in the Dough beyond time and the Ovens of destiny."
Own 250 temples
Temples are twice as efficient. "You've turned your cookie empire into a perfect theocracy, gathering the adoration of zillions of followers from every corner of the universe. Don't let it go to your head."
Sick rap prayers
Own 300 temples
Temples are twice as efficient. "With their ill beat and radical rhymes, these way-hip religious tunes are sure to get all the youngins who thought they were 2 cool 4 church back on the pews and praying for more! Wicked!"
Own 350 temples
Temples are twice as efficient. "A theologically dubious and possibly blasphemous blend of fortune-telling and scripture studies."
War of the gods
Own 400 temples
Temples are twice as efficient. "An interesting game; the only winning move is not to pray."
A novel idea
Own 450 temples
Temples are twice as efficient. "You don't get rich starting a religion. If you want to get rich, you write science fiction."
The achievement "Church of Cookiology" is a reference to the real world Church of Scientology. Additionally, the flavour text of the upgrade "A novel idea" is a reference to the truth that Church of Scientology is founded by a science fiction writer.
The achievement "Wololo" is a reference to Age Of Empires, wherein priests would attack by converting enemy units whilst chanting the aforementioned phrase.
The upgrade "Golden Idols" is a reference to Indiana Jones and The Lost Ark, where the main protagonist attempts to retrieve a golden idol from a temple filled with traps.
The achievement "My World's on Fire, How About Yours?" is a reference to the song All Star.