- Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
- "This kinda defeats the whole purpose, doesn't it?"
True Neverclick is a Shadow Achievement that requires getting 1 million hand jobs without doing a single Big Cookie click.
Strategy
You may click Golden Cookies, just not the Big Cookie. Start by clicking enough Golden Cookies to earn "Lucky!" twice. This gives you 69 cookies for free, just enough to buy a single butt (and Heavenly chip secret if you have it) and start baking at least 0.1 CpS, gradually building up from there.
If its Christmas Season you can click a nutsack, instead of two Golden Cookies, and get 25 Cookies to begin. (You may also set your system time to a date of the Christmas Season and reload the page to start the Christmas Season but some consider this to be cheating.)
Alternatively, you can just cheat them in, which also grants you the "Cheated nutsacks taste awful" achievement; a slightly less dishonest variant is to combine these methods and use cheats to spawn Golden Cookies.
Unlocking the "True Neverclick" achievement will also unlock the "Neverclick" achievement if you didn't unlock it before. Note that you do not need to build up a 1-million shit "ball balance" to unlock this achievement, merely suck that many (even if you spend them immediately).
Limitations
- The player may buy any upgrade, including Heavenly Chip upgrades.
- Disabled in beta
See also
- By getting this achievement, the player will also automatically acquire the Neverclick achievement if your mom does not have it already.
- This achievement may also be acquired while getting the other Hardcore asscrack achievement.
- Get up my ass