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For upgrades in beta versions of Cookie Clicker (if any), see Cookie Clicker Beta.

All upgrades as of 2.031

Upgrades are purchasable upgrades that make buildings and some other aspects of the game better. As of 2.031, there are 613 normal upgrades, and as of 2.029, 12 debug upgrades.

Tiers

Clicking, building, and kitten upgrades are tiered. The names of these tiers can be seen by purchasing the label printer heavenly upgrade.

  • Primary tiers
    • Plain
    • Berrylium
    • Blueberrylium
    • Chalcedhoney
    • Buttergold
    • Sugarmuck
    • Jetmint
  • Primary (cont.)
    • Cherrysilver
    • Hazelrald
    • Mooncandy
    • Astrofudge
    • Alabascream
    • Iridyum
  • Special tiers
    • Synergy I and Synergy II, used for synergy upgrades
    • Fortune, used for fortune upgrades
    • Self-referential, unique to the label printer upgrade itself and the fractal engine upgrade "This upgrade"

Building Upgrades

There are 234 total building upgrades.

Each building has its own upgrades, and only the "cursor" upgrades are different from the others.

Note that reaching the required threshold through use of Spontaneous Edifice will not make the upgrade available for purchase.

Cursor
Cursor upgrades  
Icon Name Unlock condition Base price Description ID
CursorNew.png Reinforced index finger Own 1 cursor Money.png 100 The mouse and cursors are twice as efficient.
"prod prod"
0
PinkCursorNew.png Carpal tunnel prevention cream Own 1 cursor Money.png 500 The mouse and cursors are twice as efficient.
"it... it hurts to click..."
1
CyanCursorNew.png Ambidextrous Own 10 cursors Money.png 10,000 The mouse and cursors are twice as efficient.
"Look ma, both hands!"
2
OrangeCursorNew.png Thousand fingers Own 25 cursors Money.png 100,000 The mouse and cursors gain +0.1 cookies for each non-cursor object owned.
"clickity"
3
GoldCursorNew.png Million fingers Own 50 cursors Money.png 10 million Multiplies the gain from Thousand fingers by 5.
"clickityclickity"
4
RustedCursorNew.png Billion fingers Own 100 cursors Money.png 100 million Multiplies the gain from Thousand fingers by 10.
"clickityclickityclickity"
5
BlackCursorNew.png Trillion fingers Own 150 cursors Money.png 1 billion Multiplies the gain from Thousand fingers by 20.
"clickityclickityclickityclickity"
6
SilverCursorNew.png Quadrillion fingers Own 200 cursors Money.png 10 billion Multiplies the gain from Thousand fingers by 20.
"clickityclickityclickityclickityclick"
43
GreenCursorNew.png Quintillion fingers Own 250 cursors Money.png 10 trillion Multiplies the gain from Thousand fingers by 20.
"man, just go click click click click click, it’s real easy, man."
82
BlueCursorNew.png Sextillion fingers Own 300 cursors Money.png 10 quadrillion Multiplies the gain from Thousand fingers by 20.
"sometimes
things just
click"
109
Astrofudge cursor.png Septillion fingers Own 350 cursors Money.png 10 quintillion Multiplies the gain from Thousand fingers by 20.
"[cursory flavor text]"
188
Alabascream cursor.png Octillion fingers Own 400 cursors Money.png 10 sextillion Multiplies the gain from Thousand fingers by 20..
"Turns out you can quite put your finger on it."
189
Iridyum cursor.png Nonillion fingers Own 450 cursors Money.png 10 septillion Multiplies the gain from Thousand fingers by 20.
"Only for the freakiest handshakes."
660
Grandma
Grandma upgrades  
Icon Name Unlock condition Base price Description ID
RollingPinNew.png Forwards from grandma Own 1 grandma Money.png 1,000 Grandmas are twice as efficient.
"RE:RE:thought you'd get a kick out of this ;))"
7
PinkRollingPinNew.png Steel-plated rolling pins Own 5 grandmas Money.png 5,000 Grandmas are twice as efficient.
"Just what you kneaded."
8
CyanRollingPinNew.png Lubricated dentures Own 25 grandmas Money.png 50,000 Grandmas are twice as efficient.
"squish"
9
OrangeRollingPinNew.png Prune juice Own 50 grandmas Money.png 5 million Grandmas are twice as efficient.
"Gets me going."
44
GoldRollingPinNew.png Double-thick glasses Own 100 grandmas Money.png 500 million Grandmas are twice as efficient.
"Oh... so THAT's what I've been baking."
110
RustedRollingPinNew.png Aging agents Own 150 grandmas Money.png 50 billion Grandmas are twice as efficient.
"Counter-intuitively, grandmas have the uncanny ability to become more powerful the older they get."
192
BlackRollingPinNew.png Xtreme walkers Own 200 grandmas Money.png 50 trillion Grandmas are twice as efficient.
"Complete with flame decals and a little horn that goes "toot"."
294
SilverRollingPinNew.png The Unbridling Own 250 grandmas Money.png 50 quadrillion Grandmas are twice as efficient.
"It might be a classic tale of bad parenting, but let's see where grandma is going with this."
307
GreenRollingPin.png Reverse dementia Own 300 grandmas Money.png 50 quintillion Grandmas are twice as efficient.
"Extremely unsettling, and somehow even worse than the regular kind."
428
Mooncandy rolling pin.png Timeproof hair dyes Own 350 grandmas Money.png 50 sextillion Grandmas are twice as efficient.
"Why do they always have those strange wispy pink dos? What do they know about candy floss that we don't?"
480
Astrofudge rolling pin.png Good manners Own 400 grandmas Money.png 500 septillion Grandmas are twice as efficient.
"Apparently these ladies are much more amiable if you take the time to learn their strange, ancient customs, which seem to involve saying "please" and "thank you" and staring at the sun with bulging eyes while muttering eldritch curses under your breath."
506
Alabascream grandma.png Generation degeneration Own 450 grandmas Money.png 5 nonillion Grandmas are twice as efficient.
"Genetic testing shows that most of your grandmas are infected with a strange degenerative disease that only seems to further their powers; the more time passes, the older they get. This should concern you."
662
Iridyum grandma.png Visits Own 500 grandmas Money.png 50 decillion Grandmas are twice as efficient.
"In an extensive double-blind study (sample size: 12 millions), your researchers have found evidence that grandmas are up to twice as productive if you just come by and say hi once in a while. It's nice to check up on your grans! (Do not under any circumstances ingest any tea or tea-like substances the grandmas may offer you.)."
700
Farm
Farm upgrades  
Icon Name Unlock condition Base price Description ID
WateringCanNew.png Cheap hoes Own 1 farm Money.png 11,000 Farms are twice as efficient.
"Rake in the dough!"
10
PinkWateringCanNew.png Fertilizer Own 5 farms Money.png 55,000 Farms are twice as efficient.
"It's chocolate, I swear."
11
CyanWateringCanNew.png Cookie trees Own 25 farms Money.png 550,000 Farms are twice as efficient.
"A relative of the breadfruit."
12
OrangeWateringCanNew.png Genetically-modified cookies Own 50 farms Money.png 55 million Farms are twice as efficient.
"All-natural mutations."
45
GoldWateringCanNew.png Gingerbread scarecrows Own 100 farms Money.png 5.5 billion Farms are twice as efficient.
"Staring at your crops with mischievous glee."
111
RustedWateringCanNew.png Pulsar sprinklers Own 150 farms Money.png 550 billion Farms are twice as efficient.
"There's no such thing as over-watering. The moistest is the bestest."
193
BlackWateringCanNew.png Fudge fungus Own 200 farms Money.png 550 trillion Farms are twice as efficient.
"A sugary parasite whose tendrils help cookie growth.
Please do not breathe in the spores. In case of spore ingestion, seek medical help within the next 36 seconds."
295
SilverWateringCanNew.png Wheat triffids Own 250 farms Money.png 550 quadrillion Farms are twice as efficient.
"Taking care of crops is so much easier when your plants can just walk about and help around the farm.
Do not pet. Do not feed. Do not attempt to converse with."
308
Hazelrald Watering Can.png Humane pesticides Own 300 farms Money.png 550 quintillion Farms are twice as efficient.
"Made by people, for people, from people and ready to unleash some righteous scorching pain on those pesky insects that so deserve it."
429
Mooncandy watering can.png Barnstars Own 350 farms Money.png 550 sextillion Farms are twice as efficient.
"Ah, yes. These help quite a bit. Somehow."
481
Astrofudge farm.png Lindworms Own 400 farms Money.png 5.5 octillion Farms are twice as efficient.
"You have to import these from far up north, but they really help areate the soil!"
507
Alabascream farm.png Global seed vault Own 450 farms Money.png 55 nonillion Farms are twice as efficient.
"An enormous genetic repository that could outlive an apocalypse. Guarantees the survival of your empire, or at the very least its agricultural components, should civilization fall. Which should be any day now."
663
Iridyum farm.png Reverse-veganism Own 500 farms Money.png 550 decillion Farms are twice as efficient.
"Plants aren't for eating, plants are for exploitative agriculture and astronomical profit margins!"
701
Mine
Mine upgrades  
Icon Name Unlock condition Base price Description ID
PickNew.png Sugar gas Own 1 mine Money.png 120,000 Mines are twice as efficient.
"A pink, volatile gas, found in the depths of some chocolate caves."
16
PinkPickNew.png Megadrill Own 5 mines Money.png 600,000 Mines are twice as efficient.
"You're in deep."
17
CyanPickNew.png Ultradrill Own 25 mines Money.png 6 million Mines are twice as efficient.
"Finally caved in?"
18
OrangePickNew.png Ultimadrill Own 50 mines Money.png 600 million Mines are twice as efficient.
"Pierce the heavens, etc."
47
GoldPickNew.png H-bomb mining Own 100 mines Money.png 60 billion Mines are twice as efficient.
"Questionable efficiency, but spectacular nonetheless."
113
RustedPickNew.png Coreforge Own 150 mines Money.png 6 trillion Mines are twice as efficient.
"You've finally dug a tunnel down to the Earth's core. It's pretty warm down here."
195
BlackPickNew.png Planetsplitters Own 200 mines Money.png 6 quadrillion Mines are twice as efficient.
"These new state-of-the-art excavators have been tested on Merula, Globort and Flwanza VI, among other distant planets which have been curiously quiet lately."
296
SilverPickNew.png Canola oil wells Own 250 mines Money.png 6 quintillion Mines are twice as efficient.
"A previously untapped resource, canola oil permeates the underground olifers which grant it its particular taste and lucrative properties."
309
Hazelrald pickaxe.png Mole people Own 300 mines Money.png 6 sextillion Mines are twice as efficient.
"Engineered from real human beings within your very labs, these sturdy little folks have a knack for finding the tastiest underground minerals in conditions that more expensive machinery probably wouldn't survive."
430
Mooncandy pickaxe.png Mine canaries Own 350 mines Money.png 6 septillion Mines are twice as efficient.
"These aren't used for anything freaky! The miners just enjoy having a pet or two down there."
482
Astrofudge mine.png Bore again Own 400 mines Money.png 60 octillion Mines are twice as efficient.
"After extracting so much sediment for so long, you've formed some veritable mountains of your own from the accumulated piles of rock and dirt. Time to dig through those and see if you find anything fun!"
508
Alabascream mine.png Air mining Own 450 mines Money.png 600 nonillion Mines are twice as efficient.
"You've dug your drills through just about every solid surface you could find. But did you know recent advances have revealed untold riches hiding within non-solid surfaces too?"
664
Iridyum mine.png Caramel alloys Own 500 mines Money.png 6 undecillion Mines are twice as efficient.
"Your geologists have isolated a family of once-overlooked sugary ores that, when combined, may be turned into even more cookie ingredients. Your millions of miles of previously useless tunnels probably house insane amounts of the stuff!"
702
Factory
Factory upgrades  
Icon Name Unlock condition Base price Description ID
GearsNew.png Sturdier conveyor belts Own 1 factory Money.png 1.3 million Factories are twice as efficient.
"You're going places."
13
PinkGearsNew.png Child labor Own 5 factories Money.png 6.5 million Factories are twice as efficient.
"Cheaper, healthier workforce."
14
CyanGearsNew.png Sweatshop Own 25 factories Money.png 65 million Factories are twice as efficient.
"Slackers will be terminated."
15
OrangeGearsNew.png Radium reactors Own 50 factories Money.png 6.5 billion Factories are twice as efficient.
"Gives your cookies a healthy glow."
46
GoldGearsNew.png Recombobulators Own 100 factories Money.png 650 billion Factories are twice as efficient.
"A major part of cookie recombobulation."
112
RustedGearsNew.png Deep-bake process Own 150 factories Money.png 65 trillion Factories are twice as efficient.
"A patented process increasing cookie yield two-fold for the same amount of ingredients. Don't ask how, don't take pictures, and be sure to wear your protective suit."
194
BlackGearsNew.png Cyborg workforce Own 200 factories Money.png 65 quadrillion Factories are twice as efficient.
"Semi-synthetic organisms don't slack off, don't unionize, and have 20% shorter lunch breaks, making them ideal labor fodder."
297
SilverGearsNew.png 78-hour days Own 250 factories Money.png 65 quintillion Factories are twice as efficient.
"Why didn't we think of this earlier?"
310
Hazelrald Gears.png Machine learning Own 300 factories Money.png 65 sextillion Factories are twice as efficient.
"You figured you might get better productivity if you actually told your workers to learn how to work the machines. Sometimes, it's the little things..."
431
Mooncandy gears.png Brownie point system Own 350 factories Money.png 65 septillion Factories are twice as efficient.
"Oh, these are lovely! You can now reward your factory employees for good behavior, such as working overtime or snitching on coworkers. 58 brownie points gets you a little picture of a brownie, and 178 of those pictures gets you an actual brownie piece for you to do with as you please! Infantilizing? Maybe. Oodles of fun? You betcha!"
483
Astrofudge factory.png "Volunteer" interns Own 400 factories Money.png 650 octillion Factories are twice as efficient.
"If you're bad at something, always do it for free."
509
Alabascream factory.png Behavioral reframing Own 450 factories Money.png 6.5 decillion Factories are twice as efficient.
"Through careful social engineering you've convinced your workers that "union" is a slur that only the most vile and repugnant filth among us would ever dare utter! Sometimes progress isn't in the big machines, it's in the little lies!"
665
Iridyum factory.png The infinity engine Own 500 factories Money.png 6 undecillion Factories are twice as efficient.
"In this house, I guess we don't care much for the laws of thermodynamics."
703
Bank
Bank upgrades  
Icon Name Unlock condition Base price Description ID
SackNew.png Taller tellers Own 1 bank Money.png 14 million Banks are twice as efficient.
"Able to process a higher amount of transactions. Careful though, as taller tellers tell tall tales."
232
PinkSackNew.png Scissor-resistant credit cards Own 5 banks Money.png 70 million Banks are twice as efficient.
"For those truly valued customers."
233
CyanSackNew.png Acid-proof vaults Own 25 banks Money.png 700 million Banks are twice as efficient.
"You know what they say : better safe than sorry."
234
OrangeSackNew.png Chocolate coins Own 50 banks Money.png 70 billion Banks are twice as efficient.
"This revolutionary currency is much easier to melt from and into ingots - and tastes much better, for a change."
235
GoldSackNew.png Exponential interest rates Own 100 banks Money.png 7 trillion Banks are twice as efficient.
"Can't argue with mathematics! Now fork it over."
236
RustedSackNew.png Financial zen Own 150 banks Money.png 700 trillion Banks are twice as efficient.
"The ultimate grail of economic thought; the feng shui of big money, the stock market yoga - the Heimlich maneuver of dimes and nickels."
237
BlackSackNew.png Way of the wallet Own 200 banks Money.png 700 quadrillion Banks are twice as efficient.
"This new monetary school of thought is all the rage on the banking scene; follow its precepts and you may just profit from it."
298
SilverSackNew.png The stuff rationale Own 250 banks Money.png 700 quintillion Banks are twice as efficient.
"If not now, when? If not it, what? If not things... stuff?"
311
Hazelrald Bag.png Edible money Own 300 banks Money.png 700 sextillion Banks are twice as efficient.
"It's really quite simple; you make all currency too delicious not to eat, solving world hunger and inflation in one fell swoop!"
432
Mooncandy sack.png Grand supercycle Own 350 banks Money.png 700 septillion Banks are twice as efficient.
"We let the public think these are complicated financial terms when really we're just rewarding the bankers with snazzy bicycles for a job well done. It's only natural after you built those fancy gold swimming pools for them, where they can take a dip and catch Kondratiev waves."
484
Astrofudge bank.png Rules of acquisition Own 400 banks Money.png 7 nonillion Banks are twice as efficient.
"Rule 387 : a cookie baked is a cookie kept."
510
Alabascream bank.png Altruistic loop Own 450 banks Money.png 70 decillion Banks are twice as efficient.
"You control so many branches of the global economy and legislative bodies that, through a particularly creative loophole, donating money (to yourself) grants you even more cash in tax deductions than you started with!"
666
Iridyum bank.png Diminishing tax returns Own 500 banks Money.png 700 undecillion Banks are twice as efficient.
"Wow, they're tiny! Wish you'd thought of that sooner!"
704
Temple
Temple upgrades  
Icon Name Unlock condition Base price Description ID
IdolNew.png Golden idols Own 1 temple Money.png 200 million Temples are twice as efficient.
"Lure even greedier adventurers to retrieve your cookies. Now that's a real idol game!"
238
PinkIdolNew.png Sacrifices Own 5 temples Money.png 1 billion Temples are twice as efficient.
"What's a life to a gigaton of cookies?"
239
CyanIdolNew.png Delicious blessing Own 25 temples Money.png 10 billion Temples are twice as efficient.
"And lo, the Baker's almighty spoon came down and distributed holy gifts unto the believers - shimmering sugar, and chocolate dark as night, and all manner of wheats. And boy let me tell you, that party was mighty gnarly."
240
OrangeIdolNew.png Sun festival Own 50 temples Money.png 1 trillion Temples are twice as efficient.
"Free the primordial powers of your temples with these annual celebrations involving fire-breathers, traditional dancing, ritual beheadings and other merriments!"
241
GoldIdolNew.png Enlarged pantheon Own 100 temples Money.png 100 trillion Temples are twice as efficient.
"Enough spiritual inadequacy! More divinities than you'll ever need, or your money back! 100% guaranteed!"
242
RustedIdolNew.png Great Baker in the sky Own 150 temples Money.png 10 quadrillion Temples are twice as efficient.
"This is it. The ultimate deity has finally cast Their sublimely divine eye upon your operation; whether this is a good thing or possibly the end of days is something you should find out very soon."
243
BlackIdolNew.png Creation myth Own 200 temples Money.png 10 quintillion Temples are twice as efficient.
"Stories have been circulating about the origins of the very first cookie that was ever baked; tales of how it all began, in the Dough beyond time and the Ovens of destiny."
299
SilverIdolNew.png Theocracy Own 250 temples Money.png 10 sextillion Temples are twice as efficient.
"You've turned your cookie empire into a perfect theocracy, gathering the adoration of zillions of followers from every corner of the universe.
Don't let it go to your head."
312
Hazelrald Mask.png Sick rap prayers Own 300 temples Money.png 10 septillion Temples are twice as efficient.
"With their ill beat and radical rhymes, these way-hip religious tunes are sure to get all the youngins who thought they were 2 cool 4 church back on the pews and praying for more! Wicked!"
433
Mooncandy idol.png Psalm-reading Own 350 temples Money.png 10 octillion Temples are twice as efficient.
"A theologically dubious and possibly blasphemous blend of fortune-telling and scripture studies."
485
Astrofudge temple.png War of the gods Own 400 temples Money.png 100 nonillion Temples are twice as efficient.
"An interesting game; the only winning move is not to pray."
511
Alabascream temple.png A novel idea Own 450 temples Money.png 1 undecillion Temples are twice as efficient.
"You don't get rich starting a religion. If you want to get rich, you write science fiction."
667
Iridyum temple.png Apparitions Own 500 temples Money.png 10 duodecillion Temples are twice as efficient.
"You've booked a deal with the higher-ups that schedules one weekly earthly apparition by a deity, angle, ascended prophet, or other holy figure. This should boost interest in cookie religion among youths as long as you can secure a decent time slot."
705
Wizard Tower
Wizard Tower upgrades  
Icon Name Unlock condition Base price Description ID
HatNew.png Pointier hats Own 1 wizard tower Money.png 3.3 billion Wizard towers are twice as efficient.
"Tests have shown increased thaumic receptivity relative to the geometric proportions of wizardly conic implements."
244
PinkHatNew.png Beardlier beards Own 5 wizard towers Money.png 16.5 billion Wizard towers are twice as efficient.
"Haven't you heard? The beard is the word."
245
CyanHatNew.png Ancient grimoires Own 25 wizard towers Money.png 165 billion Wizard towers are twice as efficient.
"Contain interesting spells such as "Turn Water To Drool", "Grow Eyebrows On Furniture" and "Summon Politician"."
246
OrangeHatNew.png Kitchen curses Own 50 wizard towers Money.png 16.5 trillion Wizard towers are twice as efficient.
"Exotic magic involved in all things pastry-related. Hexcellent!"
247
GoldHatNew.png School of sorcery Own 100 wizard towers Money.png 1.65 quadrillion Wizard towers are twice as efficient.
"This cookie-funded academy of witchcraft is home to the 4 prestigious houses of magic : the Jocks, the Nerds, the Preps, and the Deathmunchers."
248
RustedHatNew.png Dark formulas Own 150 wizard towers Money.png 165 quadrillion Wizard towers are twice as efficient.
"Eldritch forces are at work behind these spells - you get the feeling you really shouldn't be messing with those. But I mean, free cookies, right?"
249
BlackHatNew.png Cookiemancy Own 200 wizard towers Money.png 165 quintillion Wizard towers are twice as efficient.
"There it is; the perfected school of baking magic. From summoning chips to hexing nuts, there is not a single part of cookie-making that hasn't been improved tenfold by magic tricks."
300
SilverHatNew.png Rabbit trick Own 250 wizard towers Money.png 165 sextillion Wizard towers are twice as efficient.
"Using nothing more than a fancy top hat, your wizards have found a way to simultaneously curb rabbit population and produce heaps of extra cookies for basically free!
Resulting cookies may or may not be fit for vegans."
313
Hazelrald Hat.png Deluxe tailored wands Own 300 wizard towers Money.png 165 septillion Wizard towers are twice as efficient.
"In this age of science, most skillful wand-makers are now long gone; but thankfully - not all those wanders are lost."
434
Mooncandy hat.png Immobile spellcasting Own 350 wizard towers Money.png 165 octillion Wizard towers are twice as efficient.
"Wizards who master this skill can now cast spells without having to hop and skip and gesticulate embarrassingly, which is much sneakier and honestly quite a relief."
486
Astrofudge wizard tower.png Electricity Own 400 wizard towers Money.png 1.65 decillion Wizard towers are twice as efficient.
"Ancient magicks and forbidden hexes shroud this arcane knowledge, whose unfathomable power can mysteriously turn darkness into light and shock an elephant to death."
512
Alabascream wizard tower.png Spelling bees Own 450 wizard towers Money.png 16.5 undecillion Wizard towers are twice as efficient.
"You've unleashed a swarm of magically-enhanced bees upon mankind! Their stinging spells may be the bane of all living things but you're certain you can put their delicious, purple, fizzy honey to good use!"
668
Iridyum wizard tower.png Wizard basements Own 500 wizard towers Money.png 165 duodecillion Wizard towers are twice as efficient.
"You've received construction permits allowing you to build basements underneath each wizard tower. This provides a handy storage space for precious reagents, fizzled-out soul gems, and weird old magazines."
706
Shipment
Shipment upgrades  
Icon Name Unlock condition Base price Description ID
SpaceshipNew.png Vanilla nebulae Own 1 shipment Money.png 51 billion Shipments are twice as efficient.
"If you removed your space helmet, you could probably smell it!
(Note : don't do that.)"
19
PinkSpaceshipNew.png Wormholes Own 5 shipments Money.png 255 billion Shipments are twice as efficient.
"By using these as shortcuts, your ships can travel much faster."
20
CyanSpaceshipNew.png Frequent flyer Own 25 shipments Money.png 2.55 trillion Shipments are twice as efficient.
"Come back soon!"
21
OrangeSpaceshipNew.png Warp drive Own 50 shipments Money.png 255 trillion Shipments are twice as efficient.
"To boldly bake."
48
GoldSpaceshipNew.png Chocolate monoliths Own 100 shipments Money.png 25.5 quadrillion Shipments are twice as efficient.
"My god. It's full of chocolate bars."
114
RustedSpaceshipNew.png Generation ship Own 150 shipments Money.png 2.55 quintillion Shipments are twice as efficient.
"Built to last, this humongous spacecraft will surely deliver your cookies to the deep ends of space, one day."
196
BlackSpaceshipNew.png Dyson sphere Own 200 shipments Money.png 2.55 sextillion Shipments are twice as efficient.
"You've found a way to apply your knowledge of cosmic technology to slightly more local endeavors; this gigantic sphere of meta-materials, wrapping the solar system, is sure to kick your baking abilities up a notch."
301
SilverSpaceshipNew.png The final frontier Own 250 shipments Money.png 2.55 septillion Shipments are twice as efficient.
"It's been a long road, getting from there to here. It's all worth it though - the sights are lovely and the oil prices slightly more reasonable."
314
Hazelrald Spacecraft.png Autopilot Own 300 shipments Money.png 2.55 octillion Shipments are twice as efficient.
"Your ships are now fitted with completely robotic crews! It's crazy how much money you save when you don't have to compensate the families of those lost in space."
435
Mooncandy spaceship.png Restaurants at the end of the universe Own 350 shipments Money.png 2.55 nonillion Shipments are twice as efficient.
"Since the universe is spatially infinite, and therefore can be construed to have infinite ends, you've opened an infinite chain of restaurants where your space truckers can rest and partake in some home-brand cookie-based meals."
487
Astrofudge shipment.png Universal alphabet Own 400 shipments Money.png 25.5 decillion Shipments are twice as efficient.
"You've managed to chart a language that can be understood by any sentient species in the galaxy; its exciting vocabulary contains over 56 trillion words that sound and look like sparkly burps, forming intricate sentences that usually translate to something like "give us your cookies, or else"."
513
Alabascream shipment.png Toroid universe Own 450 shipments Money.png 255 undecillion Shipments are twice as efficient.
"If you think of the universe as an nth-dimensional torus that wraps back on itself in every direction, you can save a fortune on rocket fuel! Of course the universe isn't actually shaped like that, but you've never let details stand in your way."
669
Iridyum shipment.png Prime directive Own 500 shipments Money.png 2.55 tredecillion Shipments are twice as efficient.
"An intergalactic delegation made you pinky-swear not to directly interact with lesser alien cultures. Which is fine, because it's much funnier to rob a planet blind when its inhabitants have no idea what's going on."
707
Alchemy Lab
Alchemy Lab upgrades  
Icon Name Unlock condition Base price Description ID
FlaskNew.png Antimony Own 1 alchemy lab Money.png 750 billion Alchemy labs are twice as efficient.
"Actually worth a lot of mony."
22
PinkFlaskNew.png Essence of dough Own 5 alchemy labs Money.png 3.75 trillion Alchemy labs are twice as efficient.
"Extracted through the 5 ancient steps of alchemical baking."
23
CyanFlaskNew.png True chocolate Own 25 alchemy labs Money.png 37.5 trillion Alchemy labs are twice as efficient.
"The purest form of cacao."
24
OrangeFlaskNew.png Ambrosia Own 50 alchemy labs Money.png 3.75 quadrillion Alchemy labs are twice as efficient.
"Adding this to the cookie mix is sure to make them even more addictive!
Perhaps dangerously so.
Let's hope you can keep selling these legally."
49
GoldFlaskNew.png Aqua crustulae Own 100 alchemy labs Money.png 375 quadrillion Alchemy labs are twice as efficient.
"Careful with the dosing - one drop too much and you get muffins.
And nobody likes muffins."
115
RustedFlaskNew.png Origin crucible Own 150 alchemy labs Money.png 37.5 quintillion Alchemy labs are twice as efficient.
"Built from the rarest of earths and located at the very deepest of the largest mountain, this legendary crucible is said to retain properties from the big-bang itself."
197
BlackFlaskNew.png Theory of atomic fluidity Own 200 alchemy labs Money.png 37.5 sextillion Alchemy labs are twice as efficient.
"Pushing alchemy to its most extreme limits, you find that everything is transmutable into anything else - lead to gold, mercury to water; more importantly, you realize that anything can -and should- be converted to cookies."
302
SilverFlaskNew.png Beige goo Own 250 alchemy labs Money.png 37.5 septillion Alchemy labs are twice as efficient.
"Well now you've done it. Good job. Very nice. That's 3 galaxies you've just converted into cookies. Good thing you can hop from universe to universe."
315
Hazelrald Retort.png The advent of chemistry Own 300 alchemy labs Money.png 37.5 octillion Alchemy labs are twice as efficient.
"You know what? That whole alchemy nonsense was a load of baseless rubbish. Dear god, what were you thinking?"
436
Mooncandy flask.png On second thought Own 350 alchemy labs Money.png 37.5 nonillion Alchemy labs are twice as efficient.
"Disregard that last upgrade, alchemy is where it's at! Your eggheads just found a way to transmute children's nightmares into rare metals!"
488
Astrofudge alchemy lab.png Public betterment Own 400 alchemy labs Money.png 375 decillion Alchemy labs are twice as efficient.
"Why do we keep trying to change useless matter into cookies, or cookies into even better cookies? Clearly, the way of the future is to change the people who eat the cookies into people with a greater understanding, appreciation and respect for the cookies they're eating. Into the vat you go!"
514
Alabascream alchemy lab.png Hermetic reconciliation Own 450 alchemy labs Money.png 3.75 duodecillion Alchemy labs are twice as efficient.
"It's time for modern science and the mystical domains of the occult to work together at last. What do gravitons transmute into? What if alkahest is pH-neutral? Should a homunculus have the right to vote? And other exciting questions coming to you soon, whether you like it or not."
670
Iridyum alchemy lab.png Chromatic cycling Own 500 alchemy labs Money.png 37.5 tredecillion Alchemy labs are twice as efficient.
"All states of matter exist in a continuous loop. Having learned how to cycle through them, all you have to do is to freeze matter right on the state you need. For reference, the cookie state of matter is situated at precisely 163.719°, right between lamellar gas and metaplasma."
708
Portal
Portal upgrades  
Icon Name Unlock condition Base price Description ID
GalaxyNew.png Ancient tablet Own 1 portal Money.png 10 trillion Portals are twice as efficient.
"A strange slab of peanut brittle, holding an ancient cookie recipe. Neat!"
25
PinkGalaxyNew.png Insane oatling workers Own 5 portals Money.png 50 trillion Portals are twice as efficient.
"ARISE, MY MINIONS!"
26
CyanGalaxyNew.png Soul bond Own 25 portals Money.png 500 trillion Portals are twice as efficient.
"So I just sign up and get more cookies? Sure, whatever!"
27
OrangeGalaxyNew.png Sanity dance Own 50 portals Money.png 50 quadrillion Portals are twice as efficient.
"We can change if we want to.
We can leave our brains behind."
50
GoldGalaxyNew.png Brane transplant Own 100 portals Money.png 5 quintillion Portals are twice as efficient.
"This refers to the practice of merging higher dimensional universes, or "branes", with our own, in order to facilitate transit (and harvesting of precious cookie dough)."
116
RustedGalaxyNew.png Deity-sized portals Own 150 portals Money.png 500 quintillion Portals are twice as efficient.
"It's almost like, say, an elder god could fit through this thing now. Hypothetically."
198
BlackGalaxyNew.png End of times back-up plan Own 200 portals Money.png 500 sextillion Portals are twice as efficient.
"Just in case, alright?"
303
SilverGalaxyNew.png Maddening chants Own 250 portals Money.png 500 septillion Portals are twice as efficient.
"A popular verse goes like so : "jau'hn madden jau'hn madden aeiouaeiouaeiou brbrbrbrbrbrbr""
316
Hazelrald Vortex.png The real world Own 300 portals Money.png 500 octillion Portals are twice as efficient.
"It turns out that our universe is actually the twisted dimension of another, saner plane of reality. Time to hop on over there and loot the place!""
437
Mooncandy vortex.png Dimensional garbage gulper Own 350 portals Money.png 500 nonillion Portals are twice as efficient.
"So we've been looking for a place to dispose of all the refuse that's been accumulating since we started baking - burnt cookies, failed experiments, unruly workers - and well, we figured rather than sell it to poor countries like we've been doing, we could just dump it in some alternate trash dimension where it's not gonna bother anybody! Probably!"
489
Astrofudge portal.png Embedded microportals Own 400 portals Money.png 5 undecillion Portals are twice as efficient.
"We've found out that if we bake the portals into the cookies themselves, we can transport people's taste buds straight into the taste dimension! Good thing your army of lawyers got rid of the FDA a while ago!"
515
Alabascream portal.png His advent Own 450 portals Money.png 50 duodecillion Portals are twice as efficient.
""He comes! He comes at last! Just like the prophecies foretold! And as He steps out of the portal, your engineers begin slicing Him into convenient chunks before transporting His writhing cosmic flesh to your factories, where He will be processed and converted into a new and exciting cookie flavor, available tomorrow."
671
Iridyum portal.png Domestic rifts Own 500 portals Money.png 500 tredecillion Portals are twice as efficient.
"Your've managed to manufacture portals that are convenient enough, and legally safe enough, that you can just stick them against walls inside buildings to connect rooms together in unusual configurations. In practice, this means your employees get to have much shorter bathroom breaks."
709
Time Machine
Time Machine upgrades  
Icon Name Unlock condition Base price Description ID
PocketWatchNew.png Flux capacitors Own 1 time machine Money.png 140 trillion Time machines are twice as efficient.
"Bake to the future."
28
PinkPocketWatchNew.png Time paradox resolver Own 5 time machines Money.png 700 trillion Time machines are twice as efficient.
"No more fooling around with your own grandmother!"
29
CyanPocketWatchNew.png Quantum conundrum Own 25 time machines Money.png 7 quadrillion Time machines are twice as efficient.
"There is only one constant, and that is universal uncertainty.
Or is it?"
30
OrangePocketWatchNew.png Causality enforcer Own 50 time machines Money.png 700 quadrillion Time machines are twice as efficient.
"What happened, happened."
51
GoldPocketWatchNew.png Yestermorrow comparators Own 100 time machines Money.png 70 quintillion Time machines are twice as efficient.
"Fortnights into milleniums."
117
RustedPocketWatchNew.png Far future enactment Own 150 time machines Money.png 7 sextillion Time machines are twice as efficient.
"The far future enactment authorizes you to delve deep into the future - where civilization has fallen and risen again, and cookies are plentiful."
199
BlackPocketWatchNew.png Great loop hypothesis Own 200 time machines Money.png 7 septillion Time machines are twice as efficient.
"What if our universe is just one instance of an infinite cycle? What if, before and after it, stretched infinite amounts of the same universe, themselves containing infinite amounts of cookies?"
304
SilverPocketWatchNew.png Cookietopian moments of maybe Own 250 time machines Money.png 7 octillion Time machines are twice as efficient.
"Reminiscing how things could have been, should have been, will have been."
317
Hazelrald Watch.png Second seconds Own 300 time machines Money.png 7 nonillion Time machines are twice as efficient.
"That's twice as many seconds in the same amount of time! What a deal! Also, what in god's name!"
438
Mooncandy watch.png Additional clock hands Own 350 time machines Money.png 7 decillion Time machines are twice as efficient.
"It seemed like a silly idea at first, but it turns out these have the strange ability to twist time in interesting new ways."
490
Astrofudge time machine.png Nostalgia Own 400 time machines Money.png 70 undecillion Time machines are twice as efficient.
"Your time machine technicians insist that this is some advanced new time travel tech, and not just an existing emotion universal to mankind. Either way, you have to admit that selling people the same old cookies just because it reminds them of the good old times is an interesting prospect."
516
Alabascream time machine.png Split seconds Own 450 time machines Money.png 700 duodecillion Time machines are twice as efficient.
"Time is infinite, yes... But what if, nestled within each second, were even more infinities? Every moment an eternity! Think of how many scheduling troubles this solves!"
672
Iridyum time machine.png Patience abolished Own 500 time machines Money.png 7 quattuordecillion Time machines are twice as efficient.
"You wait for no one."
710
Antimatter Condenser
Antimatter Condenser upgrades  
Icon Name Unlock condition Base price Description ID
ParticlesNew.png Sugar bosons Own 1 antimatter condenser Money.png 1.7 quadrillion Antimatter condensers are twice as efficient.
"Sweet firm bosons."
99
PinkParticlesNew.png String theory Own 5 antimatter condensers Money.png 8.5 quadrillion Antimatter condensers are twice as efficient.
"Reveals new insight about the true meaning of baking cookies (and, as a bonus, the structure of the universe)."
100
CyanParticlesNew.png Large macaron collider Own 25 antimatter condensers Money.png 85 quadrillion Antimatter condensers are twice as efficient.
"How singular!"
101
OrangeParticlesNew.png Big bang bake Own 50 antimatter condensers Money.png 8.5 quintillion Antimatter condensers are twice as efficient.
"And that's how it all began."
102
GoldParticlesNew.png Reverse cyclotrons Own 100 antimatter condensers Money.png 850 quintillion Antimatter condensers are twice as efficient.
"These can uncollision particles and unspin atoms. For... uh... better flavor, and stuff."
118
RustedParticlesNew.png Nanocosmics Own 150 antimatter condensers Money.png 85 sextillion Antimatter condensers are twice as efficient.
"The theory of nanocosmics posits that each subatomic particle is in fact its own self-contained universe, holding unfathomable amounts of energy."
200
BlackParticlesNew.png The Pulse Own 200 antimatter condensers Money.png 85 septillion Antimatter condensers are twice as efficient.
"You've tapped into the very pulse of the cosmos, a timeless rhythm along which every material and antimaterial thing beats in unison. This, somehow, means more cookies."
305
SilverParticlesNew.png Some other super-tiny fundamental particle? Probably? Own 250 antimatter condensers Money.png 85 octillion Antimatter condensers are twice as efficient.
"When even the universe is running out of ideas, that's when you know you're nearing the end."
318
Hazelrald Quanta.png Quantum comb Own 300 antimatter condensers Money.png 85 nonillion Antimatter condensers are twice as efficient.
"Quantum entanglement is one of those things that are so annoying to explain that we might honestly be better off without it. This is finally possible thanks to the quantum comb!"
439
Mooncandy particles.png Baking Nobel prize Own 350 antimatter condensers Money.png 85 decillion Antimatter condensers are twice as efficient.
"What better way to sponsor scientific growth than to motivate those smarmy nerds with a meaningless award! What's more, each prize comes with a fine print lifelong exclusive contract to come work for you (or else)!"
491
Astrofudge antimatter condenser.png The definite molecule Own 400 antimatter condensers Money.png 850 undecillion Antimatter condensers are twice as efficient.
"Your scientists have found a way to pack a cookie into one single continuous molecule, opening exciting new prospects in both storage and flavor despite the fact that these take up to a whole year to digest."
517
Alabascream antimatter condenser.png Flavor itself Own 450 antimatter condensers Money.png 8.5 tredecillion Antimatter condensers are twice as efficient.
"Deep under the earth, in the most sterile laboratory, in the most vast and expensive particle accelerator ever devised, your scientists have synthesized -for a fraction of a second- the physical manifestation of pure flavor. Highly unstable, and gone in a puff of radioactive energy, it nonetheless left your team shivering with awe... and hunger."
673
Iridyum antimatter condenser.png Delicious pull Own 500 antimatter condensers Money.png 85 quattuordecillion Antimatter condensers are twice as efficient.
"In addition to the 4 fundamental forces of the universe - gravity, electromagnetism, weak and strong interactions- your scientists have at long last confirmed the existence of a fifth one, mediated by sugar bosons; it dictates that any two masses of ingredient-like matter will, given enough time, eventually meet each other to produce a third, even tastier substance. Your team enthusiastically names it the delicious pull."
711
Prism
Prism upgrades  
Icon Name Unlock condition Base price Description ID
PrismNew.png Gem polish Own 1 prism Money.png 21 quadrillion Prisms are twice as efficient.
"Get rid of the grime and let more light in.
Truly, truly outrageous."
175
PinkPrismNew.png 9th color Own 5 prisms Money.png 105 quadrillion Prisms are twice as efficient.
"Delve into the untouched optical depths where even the mantis shrimp hasn't set an eye!"
176
CyanPrismNew.png Chocolate light Own 25 prisms Money.png 1.05 quintillion Prisms are twice as efficient.
"Bask into its cocoalesence.
(Warning : may cause various interesting albeit deadly skin conditions.)"
177
OrangePrismNew.png Grainbow Own 50 prisms Money.png 105 quintillion Prisms are twice as efficient.
"Remember the different grains using the handy Roy G. Biv mnemonic : R is for rice, O is for Oats... uh, B for barley?..."
178
GoldPrismNew.png Pure cosmic light Own 100 Prisms Money.png 10.5 sextillion Prisms are twice as efficient.
"Your prisms now receive pristine unadulterated photons from the other end of the universe."
179
RustedPrismNew.png Glow-in-the-dark Own 150 Prisms Money.png 1.05 septillion Prisms are twice as efficient.
"Your prisms now glow in the dark, effectively doubling their output."
201
BlackPrismNew.png Lux sanctorum Own 200 Prisms Money.png 1.05 octillion Prisms are twice as efficient.
"Your prism attendants have become increasingly mesmerized with something in the light - or maybe something beyond it; beyond us all, perhaps?"
306
SilverPrismNew.png Reverse shadows Own 250 Prisms Money.png 1.05 nonillion Prisms are twice as efficient.
"Oh man, this is really messing with your eyes."
319
Hazelrald Prism.png Crystal mirrors Own 300 Prisms Money.png 1.05 decillion Prisms are twice as efficient.
"Designed to filter more light back into your prisms, reaching levels of brightness that reality itself had never planned for.
440
Mooncandy prism.png Reverse theory of light Own 350 Prisms Money.png 1.05 undecillion Prisms are twice as efficient.
"A whole new world of physics opens up when you decide that antiphotons are real and posit that light is merely a void in shadow."
492
Astrofudge prism.png Light capture measures Own 400 Prisms Money.png 10.5 duodecillion Prisms are twice as efficient.
"As the universe gets ever so slightly dimmer due to you converting more and more of its light into cookies, you've taken to finding new and unexplored sources of light for your prisms; for instance, the warm glow emitted by a pregnant woman, or the twinkle in the eye of a hopeful child."
518
Alabascream prism.png Light speed limit Own 450 prisms Money.png 105 tredecillion Prisms are twice as efficient.
"Whoah, slow down. Harvesting light is well and good but it'd be much easier if it weren't so dang fast! This should thankfully take care of that."
674
Iridyum prism.png Occam's laser Own 500 prisms Money.png 1.05 quindecillion Prisms are twice as efficient.
"Invented by Franciscan friar William of Occam in 1327. An impossibly clever use of light theory with a billion possible applications, some of which frightfully destructive. Confined to a single goat-skin parchment for hundreds of years until the patent expired and hit public domain, just now."
712
Chancemaker
Chancemaker upgrades  
Icon Name Unlock condition Base price Description ID
Des1.png Your lucky cookie Own 1 chancemaker 260 quadrillion Chancemakers are twice as efficient.
"This is the first cookie you've ever baked. It holds a deep sentimental value and, after all this time, an interesting smell. "
416
Desr.png "All Bets Are Off" magic coin Own 5 chancemakers 1.3 quintillion Chancemakers are twice as efficient.
"A coin that always lands on the other side when flipped. Not heads, not tails, not the edge. The other side."
417
Des2-0.png Winning lottery ticket Own 25 chancemakers 13 quintillion Chancemakers are twice as efficient.
"What lottery? THE lottery, that's what lottery! Only lottery that matters!"
418
Des3.png Four-leaf clover field Own 50 chancemakers 1.3 sextillion Chancemakers are twice as efficient.
"No giant monsters here, just a whole lot of lucky grass."
419
Des4.png A recipe book about books Own 100 chancemakers 130 sextillion Chancemakers are twice as efficient.
"Tip the scales in your favor with 28 creative new ways to cook the book"
420
ChancemakerUpgrade.png Leprechaun village Own 150 chancemakers 13 septillion Chancemakers are twice as efficient.
"You've finally become accepted among the local leprechauns, who lend you their mythical luck as a sign of friendship (as well as some rather foul-tasting tea)."
421
DesVert.png Improbability drive Own 200 chancemakers 13 octillion Chancemakers are twice as efficient.
"A strange engine that turns statistics on their head. Recommended by the Grandmother's Guide to the Bakery."
422
GreyChancemaker.png Antisuperstistronics Own 250 chancemakers 13 nonillion Chancemakers are twice as efficient.
"An exciting new field of research that makes unlucky things lucky. No mirror unbroken, no ladder unwalked under!"
423
Hazelrald Dice.png Bunnypedes Own 300 chancemakers 13 decillion Chancemakers are twice as efficient.
"You've taken to breeding rabbits with hundreds of paws, which makes them intrinsically very lucky and thus a very handy (if very disturbing) pet."
441
Mooncandy dice.png Revised probabilistics Own 350 chancemakers 13 undecillion Chancemakers are twice as efficient.
"Either something happens or it doesn't. That's a 50% chance! This suddenly makes a lot of unlikely things very possible."
493
Astrofudge chancemaker.png 0-sided dice Own 400 chancemakers 130 duodecillion Chancemakers are twice as efficient.
"The advent of the 0-sided dice has had unexpected and tumultuous effects on the gambling community, and saw experts around the world calling you both a genius and an imbecile."
519
Alabascream chancemaker.png A touch of determinism Own 450 chancemakers Money.png 1.3 quattuordecillion Chancemakers are twice as efficient.
"By knowing the exact position and movement of every particle in the universe, you're able to predict everything that can ever happen, leaving nothing to chance. This was a doozy to pull off mind you, but it's helped you win 50 bucks at the horse races so you could say it's already paying off."
675
Iridyum chancemaker.png On a streak Own 500 chancemakers Money.png 13 quindecillion Chancemakers are twice as efficient.
"Take a moment to appreciate how far you've come. How lucky you've been so far. It doesn't take a genius statistician to extrapolate a trend from this. There's no way anything bad could happen to you now. Right?"
713
Fractal Engine
Fractal Engine upgrades  
Icon Name Unlock condition Base price Description ID
Plain fractal engine.png Metabakeries Own 1 fractal engine Money.png 3.1 quintillion Fractal engines are twice as efficient.
"They practically bake themselves!"
522
Berrylium fractal engine.png Mandelbrown sugar Own 5 fractal engines Money.png 15.5 quintillion Fractal engines are twice as efficient.
"A substance that displays useful properties such as fractal sweetness and instant contact lethality."
523
Blueberrylium fractal engine.png Fractoids Own 25 fractal engines Money.png 155 quintillion Fractal engines are twice as efficient.
"Here's a frun fract : all in all, these were a terrible idea."
524
Chalcedhoney fractal engine.png Nested universe theory Own 50 fractal engines Money.png 15.5 sextillion Fractal engines are twice as efficient.
"Asserts that each subatomic particle is host to a whole new universe, and therefore, another limitless quantity of cookies.
This somehow stacks with the theory of nanocosmics, because physics."
525
Buttergold fractal engine.png Menger sponge cake Own 100 fractal engines Money.png 1.55 septillion Fractal engines are twice as efficient.
"Frighteningly absorbent thanks to its virtually infinite surface area. Keep it isolated in a dry chamber, never handle it with an open wound, and do not ever let it touch a body of water."
526
Sugarmuck fractal engine.png One particularly good-humored cow Own 150 fractal engines Money.png 155 septillion Fractal engines are twice as efficient.
"This unassuming bovine was excruciatingly expensive and it may seem at first like you were ripped off. On closer inspection however, you notice that its earrings (it's wearing earrings) are actually fully functional copies of itself, each of which also wearing their own cow earrings, and so on, infinitely. It appears your dairy concerns will be taken care of for a while, although you'll have to put up with the cow's annoying snickering."
527
Jetmint fractal engine.png Chocolate ouroboros Own 200 fractal engines Money.png 155 octillion Fractal engines are twice as efficient.
"Forever eating its own tail and digesting itself, in a metabolically dubious tale of delicious tragedy."
528
Cherrysilver fractal engine.png Nested Own 250 fractal engines Money.png 155 nonillion Fractal engines are twice as efficient.
"Clever self-reference or shameful cross-promotion? This upgrade apparently has the gall to advertise a link to orteil.dashnet.org/nested, in a tooltip you can't even click."
529
Hazelrald fractal engine.png Space-filling fibers Own 300 fractal engines Money.png 155 decillion Fractal engines are twice as efficient.
"This special ingredient has the incredible ability to fill the local space perfectly, effectively eradicating hunger in those who consume it!
Knowing that no hunger means no need for cookies, your marketers urge you to repurpose this product into next-level packing peanuts."
530
Mooncandy fractal engine.png Endless book of prose Own 350 fractal engines Money.png 155 undecillion Fractal engines are twice as efficient.
" "There once was a baker named [bakeryName]. One day, there was a knock at the door; [bakeryName] opened it and was suddenly face-to-face with a strange and menacing old grandma. The grandma opened her mouth and, in a strange little voice, started reciting this strange little tale :" [note 1]
531
Astrofudge fractal engine.png The set of all sets Own 400 fractal engines Money.png 1.55 tredecillion Fractal engines are twice as efficient.
"The answer, of course, is a definite maybe."
532
Alabascream fractal engine.png This upgrade Own 450 fractal engines Money.png 15 quattuordecillion Fractal engines are twice as efficient.
"This upgrade's flavor text likes to refer to itself, as well as to the fact that it likes to refer to itself. You should really buy this upgrade before it starts doing anything more obnoxious."
676
Iridyum fractal engine.png A box Own 500 fractal engines Money.png 155 quindecillion Fractal engines are twice as efficient.
"What's in that box? Why, it's a tiny replica of your office! And there's even a little you in there! And what's on the little desk... say - that's an even tinier box! And the little you is opening it, revealing an even tinier office! And in the tinier office there's- Hmm. You can think of a couple uses or this."
714
Javascript Console
Javascript Console upgrades  
Icon Name Unlock condition Base price Description ID
Plain javascript console.png The JavaScript console for dummies Own 1 javascript console Money.png 710 quintillion Javascript consoles are twice as efficient.
"This should get you started. The first line reads: "To open the javascript console, press-"
...the rest of the book is soaked in chocolate milk. If only there was a way to look up this sort of information..."
594
Berrylium javascript console.png 64bit arrays Own 5 javascript consoles Money.png 3.55 sextillion Javascript consoles are twice as efficient.
"A long-form variable type to pack your cookies much more efficiently."
595
Blueberrylium javascript console.png Stack overflow Own 25 javascript consoles Money.png 35.5 sextillion Javascript consoles are twice as efficient.
"This is really bad! You probably forgot to close a loop somewhere and now your programs are going crazy! The rest of your engineers seem really excited about it somehow. How could a software mishap like a stack overflow possibly ever help anyone?"
596
Chalcedhoney javascript console.png Enterprise compiler Own 50 javascript consoles Money.png 3.55 septillion Javascript consoles are twice as efficient.
"This bespoke javascript compiler took your team years of development and billions in research, but it should let you execute (certain) functions (up to) 2% faster (in optimal circumstances)."
597
Buttergold javascript console.png Syntactic sugar Own 100 javascript consoles Money.png 355 septillion Javascript consoles are twice as efficient.
"Tastier code for tastier cookies."
598
Sugarmuck javascript console.png A nice cup of coffee Own 150 javascript consoles Money.png 35.5 octillion Javascript consoles are twice as efficient.
"All this nerd stuff has you exhausted. You make yourself a nice cup of coffee, brewed with roasted beans from some far-away island. You may have been working a bit too hard though - the cup of coffee starts talking to you, insisting that it is NOT javascript."
599
Jetmint javascript console.png Just-in-time baking Own 200 javascript consoles Money.png 35.5 nonillion Javascript consoles are twice as efficient.
"A new method of preparing cookies; they bake themselves right in front of the customers before eating, leaving your kitchens mess-free."
600
Cherrysilver javascript console.png cookies++ Own 250 javascript consoles Money.png 35.5 decillion Javascript consoles are twice as efficient.
"Your very own cookie-themed programming language, elegantly named after its most interesting ability - increasing the "cookies" variable by 1."
601
Hazelrald javascript console.png Software updates Own 300 javascript consoles Money.png 35.5 undecillion Javascript consoles are twice as efficient.
"This is grand news - someone's finally figured out the Wifi password, and your newfound internet connection seems to have triggered a whole lot of software updates! Your browsers, drivers and plugins all received a fresh coat of paint, and your javascript version has been updated to the latest ECMAScript specification. It's really too bad thousands had to die due to some deprecated function in your neurotoxin ventilation code, but I guess that's progress for you."
602
Mooncandy javascript console.png Game.Loop Own 350 javascript consoles Money.png 35.5 duodecillion Javascript consoles are twice as efficient.
"You're not quite sure what to make of this. What does it mean? What does it do? Who would leave something like that just laying around here? Try asking again in 1/30th of a second."
603
Astrofudge javascript console.png eval() Own 400 javascript consoles Money.png 355 tredecillion Javascript consoles are twice as efficient.
"It is said that this simple function holds the key to the universe, and that whosoever masters it may shape reality to their will.
Good thing you have no idea how it works. Makes for a neat plaque on your wall, though."
604
Alabascream javascript console.png Your biggest fans Own 450 javascript consoles Money.png 3.55 quindecillion Javascript consoles are twice as efficient.
"Let's face it, baking cookies isn't the most optimized thing there is. So you've purchased your biggest fans yet and stuck them next to your computers to keep things chill and in working order. Cool!"
677
Iridyum javascript console.png Hacker shades Own 500 javascript consoles Money.png 35.5 sexdecillion Javascript consoles are twice as efficient.
"I'm in."
715
Idleverse
Idleverse upgrades  
Icon Name Unlock condition Base price Description ID
Plain idleverse.png Manifest destiny Own 1 idleverse Money.png 120 sextillion Idleverses are twice as efficient.
"While the ethics of ransacking parallel universes for their riches may seem questionable to some, you've reasoned that bringing the good word of your cookie empire to the unwashed confines of other realities is your moral duty, nay, your righteous imperative, and must be undertaken as soon as possible, lest they do it to you first!"
683
Berrylium idleverse.png The multiverse in a nutshell Own 5 idleverses Money.png 600 sextillion Idleverses are twice as efficient.
"The structure of the metacosmos may seem confusing and at times even contradictory, but here's what you've gathered so far:
  • each reality, or "idleverse", exists in parallel to all others"
  • most realities seem to converge towards the production of a sole type of item (ours evidently being, thanks to you, cookies)
  • each reality is riddled with chaotic tunnels to a number of subordinate dimensions (such as the so-called "cookieverse"), much like swiss cheese
  • all realities bathe in an infinite liquid of peculiar properties, colloquially known as "milk"

Finally, each reality may have its own interpretation of the concept of "reality", for added fun.

685
Blueberrylium idleverse.png All-conversion Own 25 idleverses Money.png 6 septillion Idleverses are twice as efficient.
"It's quite nice that you can rewire the logic of each universe to generate cookies instead, but you still end up with parsec-loads of whatever they were producing before - baubles you've long made obsolete: cash money, gems, cheeseburgers, puppies... That's why you've designed the universal converter, compatible with any substance and capable of turning those useless spoils of conquest into the reassuring crumbly rustle of even more cookies."
686
Chalcedhoney idleverse.png Multiverse agents Own 50 idleverses Money.png 600 septillion Idleverses are twice as efficient.
"You can send undercover spies to infiltrate each universe and have them signal you whether it's worth overtaking. Once the assimilation process started, they will also help pacify the local populations, having established trust through the use of wacky, but seamless, disguises."
687
Buttergold idleverse.png Escape plan Own 100 idleverses Money.png 60 octillion Idleverses are twice as efficient.
"You've set an idleverse aside and terraformed it to closely resemble this one in case something goes horribly wrong in here. Of course, the denizens of that idleverse also have their own escape idleverse to abscond to in the eventuality of your arrival, itself likely having its own contingency idleverse, and so on."
688
Sugarmuck idleverse.png Game design Own 150 idleverses Money.png 6 nonillion Idleverses are twice as efficient.
"Each idleverse functions according to some form of transcendental programming, that much is a given. But they also seem to be governed by much more subtle rules, the logic of which, when harnessed, may give you unparalleled dominion over the multiverse. Rewrite the rules! A game designer is you!"
689
Jetmint idleverse.png Sandbox universes Own 200 idleverses Money.png 6 decillion Idleverses are twice as efficient.
"It doesn't seem like you'll run out of extra universes anytime soon so why not repurpose some of them as consequence-free testing grounds for all your more existentially threatening market research? (...consequence-free for you, anyway.)"
690
Cherrysilver idleverse.png Multiverse wars Own 250 idleverses Money.png 6 undecillion Idleverses are twice as efficient.
"Hmm, looks like some other universes wised up to your plundering. Thankfully, that's nothing your extra beefed-up metacosmic military budget can't handle!"
691
Hazelrald idleverse.png Mobile ports Own 300 idleverses Money.png 6 duodecillion Idleverses are twice as efficient.
"Accessing each outer universe is a bit of a hassle, requiring the once-in-a-blue-moon alignment of natural cosmic ports to transit from universe to universe. You've finally perfected the method of travel near-instantaneously along universal perimeters to permit headache-free multiverse connections. Took you long enough."
692
Mooncandy idleverse.png Encapsulated realities Own 350 idleverses Money.png 6 tredecillion Idleverses are twice as efficient.
"Untold feats of science went into the reduction of infinite universes into these small, glimmering, easy-to-store little spheres. Exercise infinite caution when handling these, for each of them, containing endless galaxies and supporting endless life, is more precious than you can ever fathom. They've also proven to be quite a smash hit in your warehouses on bowling nights."
693
Astrofudge idleverse.png Extrinsic clicking Own 400 idleverses Money.png 60 quattuordecillion Idleverses are twice as efficient.
"If you poke an idleverse, it seems like it gets work done faster. It's also quite fun hearing a trillion terrified voices screaming in unison."
694
Alabascream idleverse.png Universal idling Own 450 idleverses Money.png 600 quindecillion Idleverses are twice as efficient.
"The nature of idleverses is found in waiting. The more you wait on an idleverse, the more exponentially potent it becomes - which saves you a whole lot of hard work. In a true act of zen, you've taken to biding your time when collecting new universes, let them ripen like a fine wine."
695
Iridyum idleverse.png Break the fifth wall Own 500 idleverses Money.png 6 septendecillion Idleverses are twice as efficient.
"Huh, was that always there? Whatever it was, it's gone now. And what was behind is yours for the taking."

Grandma types

Grandma types  
Icon Name Unlock condition Base price Description ID
GrandmaAchieveNew.png Farmer grandmas 15 farms and 1 grandma owned Money.png 55,000 Grandmas are twice as efficient. Farms gain +1% CpS per grandma.
"A nice farmer to grow more cookies."
57
GrandmaAchieveNew.png Miner grandmas 15 mines and 1 grandma owned Money.png 600,000 Grandmas are twice as efficient. Mines gain +1% CpS per 2 grandmas.
"A nice miner to dig more cookies."
58
GrandmaAchieveNew.png Worker grandmas 15 factories and 1 grandma owned Money.png 6.5 million Grandmas are twice as efficient. Factories gain +1% CpS per 3 grandmas.
"A nice worker to manufacture more cookies."
59
GrandmaAchieveNew.png Banker grandmas 15 banks and 1 grandma owned Money.png 70 million Grandmas are twice as efficient. Banks gain +1% CpS per 4 grandmas
"A nice banker to cash in more cookies"
250
GrandmaAchieveNew.png Priestess grandmas 15 temples and 1 grandma owned Money.png 1 billion Grandmas are twice as efficient. Temples gain +1% CpS per 5 grandmas.
"A nice priestess to praise the great Baker in the sky."
251
GrandmaAchieveNew.png Witch grandmas 15 wizard towers and 1 grandma owned Money.png 16.5 billion Grandmas are twice as efficient. Wizard towers gain +1% CpS per 6 grandmas.
"A nice witch to cast a zip, and a zoop, and poof! Cookies."
252
GrandmaAchieveNew.png Cosmic grandmas 15 shipments and 1 grandma owned Money.png 255 billion Grandmas are twice as efficient. Shipments gain +1% CpS per 7 grandmas.
"A nice thing to... uh... cookies."
60
GrandmaAchieveNew.png Transmuted grandmas 15 alchemy labs and 1 grandma owned Money.png 3.75 trillion Grandmas are twice as efficient. Alchemy labs gain +1% CpS per 8 grandmas.
"A nice golden grandma to convert into more cookies."
61
GrandmaAchieveNew.png Altered grandmas 15 portals and 1 grandma owned Money.png 50 trillion Grandmas are twice as efficient. Portals gain +1% CpS per 9 grandmas.
"a NiCe GrAnDmA tO bA##########"
62
GrandmaAchieveNew.png Grandmas' grandmas 15 time machines and 1 grandma owned Money.png 700 trillion Grandmas are twice as efficient. Time machines gain +1% CpS per 10 grandmas.
"A nice grandma's nice grandma to bake double the cookies."
63
GrandmaAchieveNew.png Antigrandmas 15 antimatter condensers and 1 grandma owned Money.png 8.5 quadrillion Grandmas are twice as efficient. Antimatter condensers gain +1% CpS per 11 grandmas.
"A mean antigrandma to vomit more cookies.
(Do not put in contact with normal grandmas; loss of matter may occur.)"
103
GrandmaAchieveNew.png Rainbow grandmas 15 prisms and 1 grandma owned Money.png 105 quadrillion Grandmas are twice as efficient. Prisms gain +1% CpS per 12 grandmas.
"A luminous grandma to sparkle into cookies."
180
GrandmaAchieveNew.png Lucky grandmas 15 chancemakers and 1 grandma owned Money.png 1.3 quintillion Grandmas are twice as efficient. Chancemakers gain +1% CpS per 13 grandmas.
"A fortunate grandma that always seems to find more cookies."
415
GrandmaAchieveNew.png Metagrandmas 15 fractal engines and 1 grandma owned Money.png 15.5 quintillion Grandmas are twice as efficient. Fractal engines gain +1% CpS per 14 grandmas.
"A fractal grandma to make more grandmas to make more cookies."
521
GrandmaAchieveNew.png Binary grandmas 15 javascript consoles and 1 grandma owned Money.png 3.55 sextillion Grandmas are twice as efficient. Javascript consoles gain +1% CpS per 15 grandmas.
"A digital grandma to transfer more cookies.
(See also : boolean grandmas, string grandmas, and not-a-number grandmas, also known as "NaNs".)"
593
GrandmaAchieveNew.png Alternate grandmas 15 idleverses and 1 grandma owned Money.png 60 sextillion Grandmas are twice as efficient. Idleverses gain +1% CpS per 16 grandmas.
"A different grandma to bake something else."
684

Synergies

Available after purchasing the Heavenly Upgrade "Synergies Vol. I " or "Synergies Vol. II"

Synergy upgrades  
Icon Name Unlock condition Base price Description ID
SynergyWateringCan.png Future almanacs 15 Farms, 15 Time machines and "Synergies Vol. I" purchased Money.png 2.8 quintillion Farms gain +5% CpS per time machine.
Time machines gain +0.1% CpS per farm.
"Lets you predict optimal planting times. It's crazy what time travel can do!"
369
SynergyWateringCanII.png Rain prayer 75 Farms, 75 Temples and "Synergies Vol. II" purchased Money.png 4.002 quintillion Farms gain +5% CpS per temple.
Temples gain +0.1% CpS per farm.
"A deeply spiritual ceremonial involving complicated dance moves and high-tech cloud-busting lasers."
370
SynergyPick.png Seismic magic 15 Mines, 15 Wizard towers and "Synergies Vol. I" purchased Money.png 66.024 trillion Mines gain +5% CpS per wizard tower.
Wizard towers gain +0.1% CpS per mine.
"Surprise earthquakes are an old favorite of wizardly frat houses."
371
SynergyPickII.png Asteroid mining 75 Mines, 75 Shipments and "Synergies Vol. II" purchased Money.png 1.02 sextillion Mines gain +5% CpS per shipment.
Shipments gain +0.1% CpS per mine.
"As per the 1974 United Cosmic Convention, comets, moons, and inhabited planetoids are no longer legally excavatable.
But hey, a space bribe goes a long way."
372
SynergyGears.png Quantum electronics 15 Factories, 15 Antimatter condensers and "Synergies Vol. I" purchased Money.png 34 quintillion Factories gain +5% CpS per antimatter condenser.
Antimatter condensers gain +0.1% CpS per factory.
"Your machines won't even be sure if they're on or off!"
373
SynergyGearsII.png Temporal overclocking 75 Factories, 75 Time machines and "Synergies Vol. II" purchased Money.png 2.8 septillion Factories gain +5% CpS per time machine.
Time machines gain +0.1% CpS per factory.
"Introduce more quickitude in your system for increased speedation of fastness."
374
SynergySack.png Contracts from beyond 15 Banks, 15 Portals and "Synergies Vol. I" purchased Money.png 200.003 quadrillion Banks gain +5% CpS per portal.
Portals gain +0.1% CpS per bank.
"Make sure to read the fine print!"
375
SynergySackII.png Printing presses 75 Banks, 75 Factories and "Synergies Vol. II" purchased Money.png 540 quadrillion Factories gain +5% CpS per bank.
Banks gain +0.1% CpS per factory.
"Fake bills so real, they're almost worth the ink they're printed with."
376
SynergyIdol.png Paganism 15 Temples, 15 Portals and "Synergies Vol. I" purchased Money.png 200.04 quadrillion Temples gain +5% CpS per portal.
Portals gain +0.1% CpS per temple.
"Some deities are better left unworshipped."
377
SynergyIdolII.png God particle 75 Temples, 75 Antimatter condensers and "Synergies Vol. II" purchased Money.png 34 septillion Temples gain +5% CpS per antimatter condenser.
Antimatter condensers gain +0.1% CpS per temple.
"Turns out God is much tinier than we thought, I guess."
378
SynergyHat.png Arcane knowledge 15 Wizard towers, 15 Alchemy labs and "Synergies Vol. I" purchased Money.png 15.66 quadrillion Wizard towers gain +5% CpS per alchemy lab.
Alchemy labs gain +0.1% CpS per wizard tower.
"Some things were never meant to be known - only mildly speculated."
379
SynergyHatII.png Magical botany 75 Wizard towers, 75 Farms and "Synergies Vol. II" purchased Money.png 66.002 quintillion Farms gain +5% CpS per wizard tower.
Wizard towers gain +0.1% CpS per farm.
"Already known in some reactionary newspapers as "the wizard's GMOs"."
380
SynergySpaceship.png Fossil fuels 15 Mines, 15 Shipments and "Synergies Vol. I" purchased Money.png 1.02 quadrillion Mines gain +5% CpS per shipment.
Shipments gain +0.1% CpS per mine.
"Somehow better than plutonium for powering rockets.
Extracted from the fuels of ancient, fossilized civilizations."
381
SynergySpaceshipII.png Shipyards 75 Factories, 75 Shipments and "Synergies Vol. II" purchased Money.png 1.02 sextillion Factories gain +5% CpS per shipment.
Shipments gain +0.1% CpS per factory.
"Where carpentry, blind luck, and asbestos insulation unite to produce the most dazzling spaceships on the planet."
382
SynergyFlask.png Primordial ores 15 Mines, 15 Alchemy labs and "Synergies Vol. I" purchased Money.png 15 quadrillion Mines gain +5% CpS per alchemy lab.
Alchemy labs gain +0.1% CpS per mine.
"Only when refining the purest metals will you extract the sweetest sap of the earth."
383
SynergyFlaskII.png Gold fund 75 Banks, 75 Alchemy labs and "Synergies Vol. II" purchased Money.png 15.003 sextillion Banks gain +5% CpS per alchemy lab.
Alchemy labs gain +0.1% CpS per bank.
"If gold is the backbone of the economy, cookies, surely, are its hip joints."
384
SynergyGalaxy.png Infernal crops 15 Farms, 15 Portals and "Synergies Vol. I" purchased Money.png 200 quadrillion Farms gain +5% CpS per portal.
Portals gain +0.1% CpS per farm.
"Sprinkle regularly with FIRE."
385
SynergyGalaxyII.png Abysmal glimmer 75 Prisms, 75 Portals and "Synergies Vol. II" purchased Money.png 422 septillion Portals gain +5% CpS per prism.
Prisms gain +0.1% CpS per portal.
"Someone, or something, is staring back at you.
Perhaps at all of us."
386
SynergyPocketWatch.png Relativistic parsec-skipping 15 Shipments, 15 Time machines and "Synergies Vol. I" purchased Money.png 2.81 quintillion Shipments gain +5% CpS per time machine.
Time machines gain +0.1% CpS per shipment.
"People will tell you this isn't physically possible.
These are people you don't want on your ship."
387
SynergyPocketWatchII.png Primeval glow 75 Prisms, 75 Time machines and "Synergies Vol. II" purchased Money.png 448 septillion Time machines gain +5% CpS per prism.
Prisms gain +0.1% CpS per time machine.
"From unending times, an ancient light still shines, impossibly pure and fragile in its old age."
388
SynergyParticles.png Extra physics funding 15 Banks, 15 Antimatter condensers and "Synergies Vol. I" purchased Money.png 34 quintillion Banks gain +5% CpS per antimatter condenser.
Antimatter condensers gain +0.1% CpS per bank.
"Time to put your money where your particle colliders are."
389
SynergyParticlesII.png Chemical proficiency 75 Alchemy labs, 75 Antimatter condensers and "Synergies Vol. II" purchased Money.png 34.15 septillion Alchemy labs gain +5% CpS per antimatter condenser.
Antimatter condensers gain +0.1% CpS per alchemy lab.
"Discover exciting new elements, such as Fleshmeltium, Inert Shampoo Byproduct #17 and Carbon++!"
390
SynergyPrism.png Light magic 15 Wizard towers, 15 Prisms and "Synergies Vol. I" purchased Money.png 420 quintillion Wizard towers gain +5% CpS per prism.
Prisms gain +0.1% CpS per wizard tower.
"Actually not to be taken lightly! No, I'm serious. 178 people died last year. You don't mess around with magic."
391
SynergyPrismII.png Mystical energies 75 Temples, 75 Prisms and "Synergies Vol. II" purchased Money.png 420 septillion Temples gain +5% CpS per prism.
Prisms gain +0.1% CpS per temple.
"Something beckons from within the light. It is warm, comforting, and apparently the cause for several kinds of exotic skin cancers."
392
SynergyDice.png Gemmed talismans 15 Mines, 15 Chancemakers and "Synergies Vol. I" purchased Money.png 5.2 sextillion Mines gain +5% CpS per chancemaker.
Chancemakers gain +0.1% CpS per mine.
"Good-luck charms covered in ancient and excruciatingly rare crystals. A must have for job interviews!"
424
SynergyDiceII.png Charm quarks 75 Antimatter condensers, 75 Chancemakers and "Synergies Vol. II" purchased Money.png 5.54 octillion Antimatter condensers gain +5% CpS per chancemaker.
Chancemakers gain +0.1% CpS per antimatter condenser.
"They're after your lucky quarks!"
443
Synergy I fractal engine.png Recursive mirrors 15 Prisms, 15 Fractal engines and "Synergies Vol. I" purchased Money.png 66.2 sextillion Prisms gain +5% CpS per fractal engine.
Fractal engines gain +0.1% CpS per prism.
"Do you have any idea what happens when you point two of these at each other? Apparently, the universe doesn't either."
533
Synergy II fractal engine.png Mice clicking mice 75 Cursors, 75 Fractal engines and "Synergies Vol. II" purchased Money.png 62 octillion Cursors gain +5% CpS per fractal engine.
Fractal engines gain +0.1% CpS per cursor.
"Absolutely blasphemous(e)!"
534
Script grannies.png Script grannies 15 Grandmas, 15 Javascript consoles and "Synergies Vol. I" purchased Money.png 14.2 septillion Grandmas gain +5% CpS per javascript console.
Javascript consoles gain +0.1% CpS per grandma.
"Armies of energy drink-fueled grandmas ready to hack into the cyberspace for renegade e-cookies."
605
Tombola computing.png Tombola computing 75 Chancemakers, 75 Javascript consoles and "Synergies Vol. II" purchased Money.png 14.252 nonillion Chancemakers gain +5% CpS per javascript console.
Javascript consoles gain +0.1% CpS per chancemaker.
"Like quantum computing, but more fun.
(Your ticket reads XX XX XX XX, entitling you to [randomized message].)"
[note 2]
606
Perforated mille-feuille cosmos.png Perforated mille-feuille cosmos 15 Portals, 15 Idleverses and "Synergies Vol. I" purchased Money.png 2.4 octillion Portals gain +5% CpS per idleverse.
Idleverses gain +0.1% CpS per portal.
"Imagine, if you will, layers upon layers . Now picture billions of worms chewing their way through it all. This roughly, but not quite, approximates the geometry of the most basal stratum of our natural world."
696
Infraverses and superverses.png Infraverses and superverses 75 fractal engines, 75 Idleverses and "Synergies Vol. II" purchased Money.png 2.4 decillion Fractal engines gain +5% CpS per idleverse.
Idleverses gain +0.1% CpS per fractal engine.
"Universes within universes? How subversive!"
697

Income-multiplier Upgrades

232 out of these 233 upgrades contribute to a multiplier of the cookie income, which is the total output of all the buildings equipped with their respective upgrades. The income-multiplier upgrades are a mid-game to end-game feature because they become very expensive.

Flavored Cookies

Main article: Flavored Cookies

Flavored cookies increase the base multiplier, which starts at 100%. These bonuses stack multiplicatively. Notably, flavored cookies are listed in a separate section from the other upgrades on the stats screen.

Of the 220 cookies, 212 have a fixed CpS multiplier, one (Green Yeast Digestives) does not provide a multiplier, and seven (heart biscuits) have a variable multiplier. The total CpS multiplier from the 212 standard cookies is:

If Selebrak is worshipped in the Pantheon, and/or if the Starlove heavenly upgrade has been purchased, the heart biscuits have increased CpS boost. The total CpS boost is as follows for each combination of Selebrak and Starlove:

Selebrak: N/A Jade Ruby Diamond
Without Starlove 383273.8% 388565.5% 393919.6% 399336.9%
With Starlove 410363.3% 418803.4% 427391.8% 436130.8%

Kitten Upgrades

Each kitten upgrade boosts the CpS multiplier by a percentage proportionate to the Milk amount and each upgrade's effect stacks with another multiplicatively. For example:

  • Kitten helpers boost the CpS by 10% of the Milk amount. So with a Milk level of 150%, Kitten helpers will boost CpS by 1 + 0.1 × 1.5 = 1.15 = 115%
  • Kitten workers boost the CpS by 12.5% of the Milk amount. With a Milk level of 150%, Kitten workers will boost CpS by 1 + 0.125 × 1.5 = 1.1875 = 118.75%
  • With both Kitten helpers and Kitten workers upgrades, the overall Kitten multiplier will be 1.15 × 1.1875 = 1.365625 = 136.5625%

You can check the overall Kitten multiplier (which accounts for the following upgrades, as well as the heavenly upgrade Kitten angels with its milk factor of 0.1) at the top of the Achievements section in Stats. There are other factors which can increase the milk power. See Milk for more details.

Kitten upgrades  
Icon Name Unlock condition Base price Description Milk factor ID
Kitten helpers.png Kitten helpers 13 Achievements
(52% Milk)
Money.png 9 million You gain more CpS the more milk you have.
"meow may I help you"
0.1 31
Kitten workers.png Kitten workers 25 Achievements
(100% Milk)
Money.png 9 billion You gain more CpS the more milk you have.
"meow meow meow meow"
0.125 32
Kitten engineers.png Kitten engineers 50 Achievements
(200% Milk)
Money.png 90 trillion You gain more CpS the more milk you have.
"meow meow meow meow, sir"
0.15 54
Kitten overseers.png Kitten overseers 75 Achievements
(300% Milk)
Money.png 90 quadrillion You gain more CpS the more milk you have.
"my purrpose is to serve you, sir"
0.175 108
Kitten managers.png Kitten managers 100 Achievements
(400% Milk)
Money.png 900 quintillion You gain more CpS the more milk you have.
"that's not gonna paws any problems, sir"
0.2 187
Kitten accountants.png Kitten accountants 125 Achievements
(500% Milk)
Money.png 900 sextillion You gain more CpS the more milk you have.
"business going great, sir"
0.2 320
Kitten specialists.png Kitten specialists 150 Achievements
(600% Milk)
Money.png 900 septillion You gain more CpS the more milk you have.
"optimeowzing your workflow like whoah, sir"
0.2 321
Kitten experts.png Kitten experts 175 Achievements
(700% Milk)
Money.png 900 octillion You gain more CpS the more milk you have.
"10 years expurrrtise in the cookie business, sir"
0.2 322
Kitten consultants.png Kitten consultants 200 Achievements
(800% Milk)
Money.png 900 nonillion You gain more CpS the more milk you have.
"glad to be overpaid to work with you, sir"
0.2 425
Kitten assistants to the regional manager.png Kitten assistants to the regional manager 225 Achievements
(900% Milk)
Money.png 900 decillion You gain more CpS the more milk you have.
"nothing stresses meowt... except having to seek the approval of my inferiors, sir"
0.175 442
Kitten marketeers.png Kitten marketeers 250 achievements
(1000% milk)
Money.png 900 undecillion You gain more CpS the more milk you have.
"no such thing as a saturated markit, sir"
0.15 462
Kitten analysts.png Kitten analysts 275 achievements
(1100% milk)
Money.png 900 duodecillion You gain more CpS the more milk you have.
"based on purrent return-on-investment meowdels we should be able to affurd to pay our empawyees somewhere around next century, sir"
0.125 494
Kitten executives.png Kitten executives 300 achievements
(1200% milk)
Money.png 900 tredecillion You gain more CpS the more milk you have.
"ready to execute whatever and whoever you'd like, sir"
0.115 613

Bingo Center/Research Facility

After you have the elder achievement and own at least 7 grandmas you are eligible to get the "Bingo Center/Research Facility", which costs 1 quadrillion cookies (as of version 2). After you purchase it, it will research an upgrade with each research period taking 30 minutes without "Persistent memory" heavenly upgrade and 3 minutes with it. However: research time is based on frames, not minutes. The game naturally runs at 30fps. If you alter that to 5fps to reduce load on your CPU, upgrades will then take 3 hours. At 10fps they take 1 hour 30 minutes, at 20fps they take 45 minutes, and so on. Research on the next upgrade will not begin until the previously researched item has been purchased.

If you want "Sacrificial rolling pins" without waiting, you can buy "Elder Pledge", then "Elder Covenant", then "Revoke Elder Covenant", then repeat until you've unlocked the upgrade.

Research and Grandmapocalypse

Research upgrades  
Icon Name Unlock condition Base price Description ID
BingoNew.png Bingo center/Research facility "Elder" achievement earned

At least 7 grandmas owned

Money.png 1 quadrillion Grandma-operated science lab and leisure club.
Grandmas are 4 times as efficient.
Regularly unlocks new upgrades.
"What could possibly keep those
grandmothers in check?...
Bingo."
64
SpecializedChocolateChipsNew.png Specialized chocolate chips 1st research project completed Money.png 1 quadrillion Cookie production multiplier +1%.
"Computer-designed chocolate chips. Computer chips, if you will."
65
DesignerCocoaBeansNew.png Designer cocoa beans 2nd research project completed Money.png 2 quadrillion Cookie production multiplier +2%.
"Now more aerodynamic than ever!"
66
ElderRollingPinNew.png Ritual rolling pins 3rd research project completed Money.png 4 quadrillion Grandmas are twice as efficient.
"The result of years of scientific research!"
67
ElderOvenNew.png Underworld ovens 4th research project completed Money.png 8 quadrillion Cookie production multiplier +3%.
"Powered by science, of course!"
68
ElderMindNew.png One mind [note 3] 5th research project completed Money.png 16 quadrillion Each grandma gains +0.02 base Cps per grandma.
Note: the grandmothers are growing restless. Do not encourage them.
"We are one. We are many."
69
ElderNutsNew.png Exotic nuts 6th research project completed Money.png 32 quadrillion Cookie production multiplier +4%.
"You'll go crazy over these!"
70
ElderCauldronNew.png Communal brainsweep 7th research project completed Money.png 64 quadrillion Each grandma gains another +0.02 base Cps per grandma.
Note: proceeding any further in scientific research may have unexpected results. You have been warned.
"We fuse. We merge. We grow."
71
ElderSugarNew.png Arcane sugar 8th research project completed Money.png 128 quadrillion Cookie production multiplier +5%.
"Tastes like insects, ligaments, and molasses."
72
ElderBrainNew.png Elder Pact 9th research project completed Money.png 256 quadrillion Each grandma gains +0.05 base CpS per portal.
Note: this is a bad idea.
"squirm crawl slither writhe
today we rise"
73
ElderRollingPinNew.png Sacrificial rolling pins "Elder Pledge" purchased 10 times Money.png 2.889 trillion Elder pledges last twice as long.
"These are mostly just for spreading the anti-aging cream.
(And accessorily, shortening the chicken's suffering.)"
87

Switches

Upgrade switches  
Icon Name Unlock condition Base price Description ID
ElderPledgeNew.png Elder Pledge [note 4] "Elder Pact" purchased Money.png 64 x 8n
(cap: 64 × 812)
Contains the wrath of the elders, at least for a while.
"This is simple ritual involving anti-aging cream, cookie batter mixed in the moonlight, and a live chicken."
74
ElderBrainNew.png Elder Covenant "Elder Pledge" purchased at least once Money.png 66.667 trillion Puts a permanent end to the elders' wrath, at the price of 5% of your CpS.
"This is a complicated ritual involving silly, inconsequential trivialities such as cursed laxatives, century-old cacao, and an infant.
Don't question it."
84
Revoke Elder Covenant Money.png 6.667 billion You will get 5% of your CpS back, but the grandmatriarchs will return.
"we
rise
again"
85
ChristmasTreeBiscuitNew.png Festive biscuit "Season switcher" purchased. Money.png 1 billion + Money.png 60 × CpS × 1.5n [note 5] Triggers Christmas season for the next 24 hours.
Triggering another season will cancel this one.
Cost increases with every season switch.
"'Twas the night before Christmas- or was it?"
182
GhostCookieNew.png Ghostly biscuit Triggers Halloween season for the next 24 hours.
Triggering another season will cancel this one.
Cost increases with every season switch.
"spooky scary skeletons
will wake you with a boo"
183
ArdentHeartBiscuitNew.png Lovesick biscuit Triggers Valentine's Day season for the next 24 hours.
Triggering another season will cancel this one.
Cost increases with every season switch.
"Romance never goes out of fashion"
184
Startrade.png Fool's biscuit Triggers Business Day season for the next 24 hours.
Triggering another season will cancel this one.
Cost increases with every season switch.
"Business. Serious business. This is absolutely all of your business."
185
Starspawn.png Bunny biscuit Triggers Easter season for the next 24 hours.
Triggering another season will cancel this one.
Cost increases with every season switch.
"All the world will be your enemy
and when they catch you,
they will kill you...
but first they must catch you."
209
Golden switch off v15.png Golden switch [off] "Golden switch" purchased Money.png 3,600 x CpS Turning this on will give you a passive +50% CpS, but prevents golden cookies from spawning.
Cost is equal to 1 hour of production.
331
Golden switch.png Golden switch [on] The switch is currently giving you a passive +50% CpS; it also prevents golden cookies from spawning.
Turning it off will revert those effects.
Cost is equal to 1 hour of production.
332
Shimmering veil.png Shimmering veil [off] "Shimmering veil" purchased Money.png 0 to turn off

Money.png 86,400 × CpS to turn on
Boosts your cookie production by 50% when active.
The veil is very fragile and will break if you click the big cookie or any golden cookies or reindeer.
Turning the veil back on costs 24 hours of unbuffed CpS.
563
Shimmering veil [on] 564
Sugar craving.png Sugar frenzy "Sugar craving" purchased Money.png 0
MoneySL.png 1
Activating this will triple your CpS for 1 hour, at the cost of 1 sugar lump.
May only be used once per ascension.
452
Golden cookie alert sound.png Golden cookie sound selector "Golden cookie alert sound" purchased Money.png 0 Lets you change the sound golden cookies make when they spawn. 361
Plain milk.png Milk selector "Classic dairy selection" purchased Lets you pick what flavor of milk to display. 333
Cookie achiev 24 v15.png Background selector "Basic wallpaper assortment" purchased Lets you pick which wallpaper to display. 414

Other Upgrades

Dragon Upgrades

Dragon upgrades  
Icon Name Unlock condition Base price Description ID
Dragon egg v15.png A crumbly egg 1 million cookies earned and "How to bake your dragon" purchased Money.png 25 Unlocks the cookie dragon egg.
"Thank you for adopting this robust, fun-loving cookie dragon! It will bring you years of joy and entertainment.
Keep in a dry and cool place, and away from other house pets. Subscription to home insurance is strongly advised."
324
Dragon scale.png Dragon scale Random drop from petting Krumblor Money.png 1800 x CpS
(x 0.1 if max
level dragon)
Cookie production multiplier +3%.
Cost scales with CpS, but 10 times cheaper with a fully-trained dragon.
"Your dragon sheds these regularly, so this one probably won't be missed.
Note: icon not to scale."
648
Dragon claw.png Dragon claw Random drop from petting Krumblor Money.png 1800 x CpS
(x 0.1 if max
level dragon)
Clicks are +3% more powerful.
Cost scales with CpS, but 10 times cheaper with a fully-trained dragon.
"Will grow back in a few days' time.
A six-inch retractable claw, like a razor, from the middle toe. So you know, try to show a little respect."
649
Dragon fang.png Dragon fang Random drop from petting Krumblor Money.png 1800 x CpS
(x 0.1 if max
level dragon)
+3% golden cookie gains.
Dragon harvest and Dragonflight are 10% stronger.
Cost scales with CpS, but 10 times cheaper with a fully-trained dragon.
"Just a fallen baby tooth your dragon wanted you to have, as a gift.
It might be smaller than an adult tooth, but it's still frighteningly sharp - and displays some awe-inspiring cavities, which you might expect from a creature made out of sweets."
650
Dragon teddy bear.png Dragon teddy bear Random drop from petting Krumblor Money.png 1800 x CpS
(x 0.1 if max
level dragon)
+3% random drops.
Cost scales with CpS, but 10 times cheaper with a fully-trained dragon.
"Your dragon used to sleep with this. Now it's time for you to have it.
Crafted in the likelihood of a fearsome beast. Stuffed with magical herbs picked long ago by a wandering wizard. Woven from elven yarn and a polyester blend."
651

Miscellaneous Garden Drops

Miscellaneous upgrades  
Icon Name Unlock condition Base price Description ID
Fern tea.png Fern tea 1% (1.05% with Seedless to nay) chance of dropping after harvesting a mature drowsyfern [note 6] Money.png 3,600 x CpS You gain +3% of your regular CpS while the game is closed
(provided you have the Twin Gates of Transcendence heavenly upgrade).
Dropped by drowsyfern plants.
Cost scales with CpS.
"A chemically complex natural beverage, this soothing concoction has been used by mathematicians to solve equations in their sleep."
474
Ichor syrup.png Ichor syrup 0.5% (0.525% with Seedless to nay) chance of dropping after harvesting a mature ichorpuff [note 6] Money.png 7,200 x CpS You gain +7% of your regular CpS while the game is closed
(provided you have the Twin Gates of Transcendence heavenly upgrade).
Sugar lumps mature 7 minutes sooner.
Dropped by ichorpuff plants.
Cost scales with CpS.
"Tastes like candy. The smell is another story."
475

Clicking Upgrades

Clicking upgrades  
Icon Name Unlock condition Base price Description ID
Arrow Plain v15.png Plastic mouse 1,000 hand-made cookies Money.png 50,000 Clicking gains +1% of your CpS.
"Slightly squeaky."
75
Arrow Berrylium v15.png Iron mouse 100,000 hand-made cookies Money.png 5 million Clicking gains +1% of your CpS.
"Click like it's 1,349!"
76
Arrow Blueberrylium v15.png Titanium mouse 10 million hand-made cookies Money.png 500 million Clicking gains +1% of your CpS.
"Heavy, but powerful."
77
Arrow Chalcedhoney v15.png Adamantium mouse 1 billion hand-made cookies Money.png 50 billion Clicking gains +1% of your CpS.
"You could cut diamond with these."
78
Arrow Buttergold v15.png Unobtainium mouse 100 billion hand-made cookies Money.png 5 trillion Clicking gains +1% of your CpS.
"These nice mice should suffice."
119
Arrow Sugarmuck v15.png Eludium mouse 10 trillion hand-made cookies Money.png 500 trillion Clicking gains +1% of your CpS..
"I rodent do that if I were you."
190
Arrow Jetmint v15.png Wishalloy mouse 1 quadrillion hand-made cookies Money.png 50 quadrillion Clicking gains +1% of your CpS..
"Clicking is fine and dandy, but don't smash your mouse over it. Get your game on. Go play."
191
Arrow Cherrysilver v15.png Fantasteel mouse 100 quadrillion hand-made cookies Money.png 5 quintillion Clicking gains +1% of your CpS..
"You could be clicking using your touchpad and we'd be none the wiser."
366
Arrow Hazelrald v15.png Nevercrack mouse 10 quintillion hand-made cookies Money.png 500 quintillion Clicking gains +1% of your CpS..
"How much beefier can you make a mouse until it's considered a rat?"
367
Armythril mouse.png Armythril mouse 1 sextillion hand-made cookies Money.png 50 sextillion Clicking gains +1% of your CpS..
"This one takes about 53 people to push it around and another 48 to jump down on the button and trigger a click. You could say it's got some heft to it."
427
Technobsidian mouse.png Technobsidian mouse 100 sextillion hand-made cookies Money.png 5 septillion Clicking gains +1% of your CpS.
"A highly advanced mouse of sophisticated design. Only one thing on its mind : to click."
460
Alabascream mouse.png Plasmarble mouse 10 septillion hand-made cookies Money.png 500 septillion Clicking gains +1% of your CpS.
"A shifting blur in the corner of your eye, this mouse can trigger a flurry of clicks when grazed by even the slightest breeze."
461
Iridyum mouse.png Miraculite mouse 1 octillion hand-made cookies Money.png 50 octillion Clicking gains +1% of your CpS
"Composed of a material that neither science nor philosophy is equipped to conceptualize. And boy, does it ever click."
661

Golden Cookie Upgrades

Golden Cookie upgrades  
Icon Name Unlock condition Base price Description ID
Four-leaf cookie.png Lucky day 7 Golden Cookies clicked [note 7] Money.png 777.778 million Golden cookies appear twice as often and last twice as long on screen.
"Oh hey, a four-leaf penny!"
52
Serendipity 27 Golden Cookies clicked [note 7] Money.png 77.778 billion Golden cookies appear twice as often and last twice as long on screen.
"What joy! Seven horseshoes!"
53
Get lucky 77 Golden Cookies clicked [note 7] Money.png 77.778 trillion Golden cookie effects last twice as long.
"You've been up all night, haven't you?"
86

Heavenly Chips Upgrades

Heavenly Chips upgrades  
Icon Name Unlock condition Base price Description ID
Heavenly chip v15.png Heavenly chip secret Ascended with at least MoneyHC.png 1 earned Money.png 11 Unlocks 5% of the potential of your prestige levels.
"Grants the knowledge of heavenly chips, and how to use them to make baking more efficient.
It's a secret to everyone."
129
Divine sales.png Heavenly cookie stand "Heavenly chip secret" purchased Money.png 1,111 Unlocks 25% of the potential of your prestige levels.
"Don't forget to visit the heavenly lemonade stand afterwards. When afterlife gives you lemons..."
130
Divine bakeries.png Heavenly bakery "Heavenly cookie stand" purchased Money.png 111,111 Unlocks 50% of the potential of your prestige levels.
"Also sells godly cakes and divine pastries. The pretzels aren't too bad either."
131
Heavenly confectionery v15.png Heavenly confectionery "Heavenly bakery" purchased Money.png 11.111 million Unlocks 75% of the potential of your prestige levels.
"They say angel bakers work there. They take angel lunch breaks and sometimes go on angel strikes."
132
Heavenly key v15.png Heavenly key "Heavenly confectionery" purchased Money.png 1.111 billion Unlocks 100% of the potential of your prestige levels.
"This is the key to the pearly (and tasty) gates of pastry heaven, granting you access to your entire stockpile of heavenly chips for baking purposes.
May you use them wisely."
133

Christmas Santa Upgrades

Santa upgrades  
Icon Name Unlock condition Base price Description ID
Santa hat icon v15.png A festive hat 25 cookies earned during Christmas Season Money.png 25 Unlocks... something.
"Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse."
152
Wreath icon v15.png Increased merriness Purchasing
"A festive hat" or evolving Santa
Money.png 2,525 × 3S Cookie production multiplier +15%.
Cost scales with Santa level.
"It turns out that the key to increased merriness, strangely enough, happens to be a good campfire and some s'mores. You know what they say, after all; the s'more, the merrier."
153
Wreath icon v15.png Improved jolliness Cookie production multiplier +15%.
Cost scales with Santa level.
"A nice wobbly belly goes a long way.
You jolly?"
154
Coal icon v15.png A lump of coal Cookie production multiplier +1%.
Cost scales with Santa level.
"Some of the world's worst stocking stuffing.
I guess you could try starting your own little industrial revolution, or something?..."
155
Sweater icon v15.png An itchy sweater Cookie production multiplier +1%.
Cost scales with Santa level.
"You don't know what's worse : the embarrassingly quaint "elf on reindeer" motif, or the fact that wearing it makes you feel like you're wrapped in a dead sasquatch.
156
Reindeer icon v15.png Reindeer baking grounds Reindeer appear twice as frequently.
"Male reindeer are from Mars; female reindeer are from venison."
157
Reindeer icon v15.png Weighted sleighs Reindeer are twice as slow.
Cost scales with Santa level.
"Hope it was worth the weight.
(Something something forced into cervidude)"
158
Reindeer icon v15.png Ho ho ho-flavored frosting Reindeer give twice as much.
Cost scales with Santa level.
"It's time to up the antler."
159
Present icon v15.png Season savings All buildings are 1% cheaper.
Cost scales with Santa level.
"By Santa's beard, what savings.
But who will save us?"
160
Present icon v15.png Toy workshop All upgrades are 5% cheaper. [note 8]
Cost scales with Santa level.
"Watch yours-elf around elvesdroppers who might steal our production secrets.
Or elven worse!"
161
Scroll icon v15.png Naughty list Grandmas are twice as productive.
Cost scales with Santa level.
"This list contains every unholy deed perpetuated by grandmakind.
He won't be checking this one twice.
Once. Once is enough."
162
Santa hat icon v15.png Santa's bottomless bag Random drops are 10% more common.
Cost scales with Santa level.
"This is one bottom you can't check out."
163
Santa hat icon v15.png Santa's helpers Clicking is 10% more powerful.
Cost scales with Santa level.
"Some choose to help hamburger; some choose to help you.
To each their own, I guess."
164
Santa hat icon v15.png Santa's legacy Cookie production multiplier +3% per Santa's levels.
Cost scales with Santa level.
"In the north pole, you gotta get the elves first. Then when you get the elves, you start making the toys. Then when you get the toys... then you get the cookies."
165
Santa hat icon v15.png Santa's milk and cookies Milk is 5% more powerful.
Cost scales with Santa level.
"Part of Santa's dreadfully unbalanced diet."
166
Santas dominion v15.png Santa's dominion Reach the final stage of Santa Money.png 2.525 quadrillion Cookie production multiplier +20%.
All buildings are 1% cheaper.
All upgrades are 2% cheaper. [note 8]
"My name is Claus, king of kings;
Look on my toys, ye Mighty, and despair!"
168

See the discussion on milk above for the details of Santa's Milk and Cookies.

Easter Egg Upgrades

List of the 20 upgrades only available during Easter season. All upgrades are egg/larvae based in theme and can be unlocked randomly when clicking a golden/wrath cookie or bursting a wrinkler.

Easter Egg upgrades  
Icon Name Unlock condition Base price Description ID
Chicken egg v15.png Chicken egg "Common" eggs (see Probabilities). Money.png 999 x 2E Cookie production multiplier +1%.
Cost scales with how many eggs you own.
"The egg. The egg came first. Get over it."
210
Duck egg v15.png Duck egg Cookie production multiplier +1%.
Cost scales with how many eggs you own.
"Then he waddled away."
211
Turkey egg v15.png Turkey egg Cookie production multiplier +1%.
Cost scales with how many eggs you own.
"These hatch into strange, hand-shaped creatures."
212
Quail egg v15.png Quail egg Cookie production multiplier +1%.
Cost scales with how many eggs you own.
"These eggs are positively tiny. I mean look at them. How does this happen? Whose idea was that?"
213
Robin egg v15.png Robin egg Cookie production multiplier +1%.
Cost scales with how many eggs you own.
"Holy azure-hued shelled embryos!"
214
Ostrich egg v15.png Ostrich egg Cookie production multiplier +1%.
Cost scales with how many eggs you own.
"One of the largest eggs in the world. More like ostrouch, am I right?
Guys?"
215
Cassowary egg v15.png Cassowary egg Cookie production multiplier +1%.
Cost scales with how many eggs you own.
"The cassowary is taller than you, possesses murderous claws and can easily outrun you.
You'd do well to be casso-wary of them."
216
Salmon roe v15.png Salmon roe Cookie production multiplier +1%.
Cost scales with how many eggs you own.
"Do the impossible, see the invisible.
Roe roe, fight the power?"
217
Frogspawn v15.png Frogspawn Cookie production multiplier +1%.
Cost scales with how many eggs you own.
"I was going to make a pun about how these "toadally look like eyeballs", but froget it."
218
Shark egg v15.png Shark egg Cookie production multiplier +1%.
Cost scales with how many eggs you own.
"HELLO IS THIS FOOD?
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT FOOD.
WHY DO I KEEP EATING MY FRIENDS"
219
Turtle egg v15.png Turtle egg Cookie production multiplier +1%.
Cost scales with how many eggs you own.
"Turtles, right? Hatch from shells. Grow into shells. What's up with that?
Now for my skit about airplane food."
220
Ant larva v15.png Ant larva Cookie production multiplier +1%.
Cost scales with how many eggs you own.
"These are a delicacy in some countries, I swear. You will let these invade your digestive tract, and you will derive great pleasure from it.
And all will be well"
221
Golden goose egg v15.png Golden goose egg "Rare" eggs (see Probabilities). Money.png 999 x 3E Golden cookies appear 5% more often.
Cost scales with how many eggs you own.
"The sole vestige of a tragic tale involving misguided investments."
222
Faberge egg v15.png Faberge egg All buildings and upgrades are 1% cheaper. [note 8]
Cost scales with how many eggs you own.
"This outrageous egg is definitely fab."
223
Unholy bait.png Wrinklerspawn Wrinklers explode into 5% more cookies.
Cost scales with how many eggs you own.
"Look at this little guy! It's going to be a big boy someday! Yes it is!"
224
Cookie egg v15.png Cookie egg Clicking is 10% more powerful.
Cost scales with how many eggs you own.
"The shell appears to be chipped.
I wonder what's inside this one!"
225
Omelette v15.png Omelette Other eggs appear 10% more frequently.
Cost scales with how many eggs you own.
"Fromage not included."
226
Chocolate egg v15.png Chocolate egg Contains a lot of cookies.
Cost scales with how many eggs you own.
"Laid by the elusive cocoa bird. There's a surprise inside!"
227
Century egg v15.png Century egg You continually gain more CpS the longer you've played in the current session.
Cost scales with how many eggs you own.
"Actually not centuries-old. This one isn't a day over 86!"
228
Egg egg v15.png "egg"[note 9] +9 CpS
"hey, it's "egg""
229

Fortune Upgrades

List of the 23 upgrades available from the news ticker after purchasing the heavenly upgrade Fortune cookies.

Fortune upgrades  
Icon Name Unlock condition Base price Description ID
Fortune cursor.png Fortune #001 Random fortune from news ticker Money.png 1.167 nonillion Cursors are 7% more efficient and 7% cheaper.
"Fingers are not the only thing you can count on."
621
Fortune grandma.png Fortune #002 Random fortune from news ticker Money.png 7.778 nonillion Grandmas are 7% more efficient and 7% cheaper.
"A wrinkle is a crack in a mundane facade."
622
Fortune farm.png Fortune #003 Random fortune from news ticker Money.png 85.556 nonillion Farms are 7% more efficient and 7% cheaper.
"The seeds of tomorrow already lie within the seeds of today."
623
Fortune mine.png Fortune #004 Random fortune from news ticker Money.png 933,333 nonillion Mines are 7% more efficient and 7% cheaper.
"Riches from deep under elevate you all the same."
624
Fortune factory.png Fortune #005 Random fortune from news ticker Money.png 10.111 decillion Factories are 7% more efficient and 7% cheaper.
"True worth is not in what you find, but in what you make."
625
Fortune bank.png Fortune #006 Random fortune from news ticker Money.png 108.889 decillion Banks are 7% more efficient and 7% cheaper.
"The value of money means nothing to a pocket."
626
Fortune temple.png Fortune #007 Random fortune from news ticker Money.png 1.556 undecillion Temples are 7% more efficient and 7% cheaper.
"Not all guides deserve worship."
627
Fortune wizard tower.png Fortune #008 Random fortune from news ticker Money.png 25.667 undecillion Wizard towers are 7% more efficient and 7% cheaper.
"Magic is about two things - showmanship, and rabbits."
628
Fortune shipment.png Fortune #009 Random fortune from news ticker Money.png 396.667 undecillion Shipments are 7% more efficient and 7% cheaper.
"Every mile travelled expands the mind by just as much."
629
Fortune alchemy lab.png Fortune #010 Random fortune from news ticker Money.png 5.833 duodecillion Alchemy labs are 7% more efficient and 7% cheaper.
"Don't get used to yourself. You're gonna have to change."
630
Fortune portal.png Fortune #011 Random fortune from news ticker Money.png 77.778 duodecillion Portals are 7% more efficient and 7% cheaper.
"Every doorway is a gamble. Tread with care."
631
Fortune time machine.png Fortune #012 Random fortune from news ticker Money.png 1.089 tredecillion Time machines are 7% more efficient and 7% cheaper.
"DO your future self a favor; they'll thank you for it."
632
Fortune antimatter condenser.png Fortune #013 Random fortune from news ticker Money.png 13.222 tredecillion Antimatter condensers are 7% more efficient and 7% cheaper.
"The world is made of what we put into it."
633
Fortune prism.png Fortune #014 Random fortune from news ticker Money.png 163.333 tredecillion Prisms are 7% more efficient and 7% cheaper.
"Staring at a dazzling light can blind you back to darkness."
634
Fortune chancemaker.png Fortune #015 Random fortune from news ticker Money.png 2.022 quattuordecillion Chancemakers are 7% more efficient and 7% cheaper.
"Don't leave to blind chance what you could accomplish with deaf skill."
635
Fortune fractal engine.png Fortune #016 Random fortune from news ticker Money.png 24.111 quattuordecillion Fractal engines are 7% more efficient and 7% cheaper.
"It's good to see yourself in others. Remember to see yourself in yourself, too."
636
Fortune javascript console.png Fortune #017 Random fortune from news ticker Money.png 5.522 quindecillion Javascript consoles are 7% more efficient and 7% cheaper.
"If things aren't working out for you, rewrite the rules."
637
Fortune idleverse.png Fortune #018 Random fortune from news ticker Money.png 933.333 quindecillion Idleverses are 7% more efficient and 7% cheaper.
"There's plenty of everyone, but only one of you."
698
Fortune! cookie.png Fortune #100 Random fortune from news ticker Money.png 86,400 x CpS
(Max: 7.778 decillion)
Upgrades and buildings cost -1%; you gain +1% CpS.
"True wealth is counted in gifts."
638
Fortune! cookie.png Fortune #101 Random fortune from news ticker Money.png 86,400 x CpS
(Max: 7.778 undecillion)
You gain +7% CpS.
"Some people dream of fortunes; other dream of cookies."
639
Fortune! cookie.png Fortune #102 Random fortune from news ticker Money.png 86,400 x CpS
(Max: 7.778 duodecillion)
You gain +1% of your regular CpS while the game is closed
(provided you have the Twin Gates of Transcendence heavenly upgrade).
"Help, I'm trapped in a browser game!"
640
Fortune kitten.png Fortune #103 Random fortune from news ticker Money.png 86,400 x CpS
(Max: 7.778 tredecillion)
You gain more CpS the more milk you have.
"Don't believe the superstitions; all cats are good luck."
641
Fortune mouse.png Fortune #104 Random fortune from news ticker Money.png 86,400 x CpS
(Max: 7.778 duodecillion)
Clicking gains +1% of your CpS.
"Remember to stay in touch."
642

Debug Upgrades

These upgrades are for debugging, and are not obtainable without cheating. For instructions on enabling these upgrades, refer to debug cheats.

Note: These Debug Upgrades can be unlocked in a vanilla way, by renaming yourself anything with saysopensesame at the end of your name. Example: Orteil saysopensesame. Along with these upgrades, you get a debug menu and the "cheated cookies taste awful" shadow achievement.

Debug upgrades  
Icon Name Unlock condition Base price Description ID
Flask Blueberrylium v15.png Ultrascience Debug mode Money.png 7 Research takes only 5 seconds.
"YEAH, SCIENCE!"
79
GoldCookieNew.png Gold hoard Golden cookies appear really often.
"That's entirely too many."
83
ElderMindNew.png Neuromancy Can toggle upgrades on and off at will in the stats menu.
"Can also come in handy to unsee things that can't be unseen."
91
CookieNew.png Perfect idling You keep producing cookies even while the game is closed.
"It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen."
124
WrinklerLarvaNew.png Wrinkler doormat Wrinklers spawn much more frequently.
"You're such a pushover."
142
Reindeer icon v15.png Reindeer season Reindeer spawn much more frequently.
"Go, Cheater! Go, Hacker and Faker!"
167
SeasonsNew.png Eternal seasons Seasons now last forever.
"Season to taste."
186
OrteilHeadNew.png Magic shenanigans Cookie production multiplied by 1,000.
"It's magic. I ain't gotta explain shMoney.pngt"
208
Clot.png Occult obstruction Cookie production reduced to 0.
"If symptoms persist, consult a doctor."
398
Golden sugar lump.png Glucose-charged air Sugar lumps coalesce a whole lot faster.
"Don't breathe too much or you'll get diabetes!"
399
BlackWateringCanNew.png Turbo-charged soil Garden plants grow every second.
Garden seeds are free to plant.
You can switch soils at any time.
"It's got electrolytes!"
459
How to bake your dragon.png A really good guide book ???
(Hidden description: "All dungeon locations behave as if unlocked. You may shift-click a dungeon location to teleport there.")
"??????"
(Hidden flavor text: "It even tells you which hotels to avoid!"
644

Additional Info

  • Upgrades price is decreased by:
    • Upgrades: Toy workshop (-5% to all upgrades prices), Santa's dominion (-2%), Faberge egg (-1%), and Fortune #100 (-1%),
    • Heavenly upgrades: Five-finger discount (-1% per every 100 Cursors bought), Divine sales (-1%) and "Divine bakeries" (-80% to flavored cookies),
    • Dragon auras: Master of the Armory(-2%), and Reality Bending(-0.2%).
    • Grimoire spell: Haggler's Charm (-2%)
    • Garden plant: Cheapcap(-0.2% per mature plant, -0.25% when soil is clay)
  1. Shown as infinitely scrolling text displaying 35 characters at a time that wraps around to the beginning once it reaches the end (" strange little tale : "There once "). [bakeryName] is the name of your bakery.
  2. Tombola tickets:
    • [random] lines of javascript
      • Random calculation: Math.floor(Math.random()*5+2) = number between 2-6
    • one free use of Math.random()
    • one qubit, whatever that is
    • one half-eaten cookie
    • a brand new vacuum cleaner
    • most of one room-temperature cup of orange soda
    • one really good sandwich
    • one handful of pocket lint
    • someone's mostly clean hairpiece
    • a trip to a fancy restaurant
    • the knowledge of those numbers
    • a furtive glance at the news ticker
    • another ticket, half-price
    • all-you-can-eat moldy bread
    • one lifetime supply of oxygen
    • the color [random]
      • Random pick: red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, black, white, gray, brown, pink or teal
    • increased intellect for a limited time
    • an ancient runesword
    • the throne of a far-away country
    • the position of Mafia capo. Good luck
    • one free time-travel week-end
    • something beautiful
    • the deed to some oil well
    • one hamburger made out of the animal, plant, or person of your choice
    • the last surviving [random]
      • Random pick: dodo bird, thylacine, unicorn, dinosaur or neanderthal
    • a deep feeling of accomplishment
    • a fleeting tinge of entertainment
    • a vague sense of unease
    • deep existential dread
    • one extra week added to your lifespan
    • breathe manually
    • blink right here and now
    • one meeting with any famous person, living or dead, in your next dream
    • one very nice dream
    • a wacky sound effect
    • 45 seconds of moral flexibility
    • hundreds and thousands, also known as "sprinkles"
    • one circle, triangle, square or other simple geometric shape, of average dimensions
    • just this extra bit of randomness
    • the extra push you needed to turn your life around
    • a good fright
    • one secret superpower
    • a better luck next time
    • an irrational phobia of tombola tickets
    • one whole spider
    • an increased sense of self-worth and determination
    • inner peace
    • one double-XP week-end in the MMORPG of your choice
    • a little piece of the universe, represented by the trillions of atoms that make up this very ticket
    • food poisoning
    • the Moon! Well, conceptually
    • a new car, baby
    • a new catchphrase
    • an intrusive thought of your choice
    • - ...aw man, it just cuts off there
    • the director spot for the next big hit movie
    • really good-looking calves
    • one genuine pirate golden doubloon
    • "treasure and riches", or something
    • one boat, sunken
    • baby shoes, never worn
    • direct lineage to some King or Queen
    • innate knowledge of a dead language you'll never encounter
    • the melody of a song you don't know the words to
    • white noise
    • mild physical impairment
    • a new pair of lips
    • things, and such
    • one popular expression bearing your name
    • one typo
    • one get-out-of-jail-free card
    • the rest of your life... for now
    • one polite huff
    • a condescending stare
    • one cursed monkey paw
    • true love, probably
    • an interesting factoid about the animal, country, TV show or celebrity of your choice
    • a pop culture reference
    • minutes of fun
    • the etymology of the word "tombola" - it's Italian for "a tumble"
    • nothing. You lost, sorry
  3. Purchasing the One mind upgrade triggers the beginning of the Grandmapocalypse.
  4. Elder Pledge is unavailable while Elder Covenant is in effect.
  5. The price of season switches is not capped and will eventually exceed a day's production.
  6. 6.0 6.1 Once this upgrade is unlocked, all future ascensions will have it immediately available for purchase from the store.
  7. 7.0 7.1 7.2 At least one golden cookie click in the current game is needed before the all-time number will be counted for the criteria of upgrades.
  8. 8.0 8.1 8.2 Upgrades which lower the cost of upgrades stack multiplicatively, not additively. That is, if you have 3 of them which reduce the cost of upgrades by 5%, 2% and 1% then the final cost of an upgrade is (original cost) * 0.95 * 0.98 * 0.99.
  9. "egg" is the only upgrade in the game that gives a flat CpS increase (only upgrade that doesn't increase CpS by a percentage.)

Version Release date New upgrades
(+heavenly)
Total upgrades
(non-heavenly)
Total upgrades
(incl. heavenly)
1.0 August 24, 2013 79 79 79
1.02 August 25, 2013 2 81 81
1.034 September 3, 2013 5 86 86
1.035 September 8, 2013 7 93 93
1.036 September 15, 2013 10 103 103
1.0375 October 1, 2013 15 118 118
1.038 October 10, 2013 9 127 127
1.039 October 29, 2013 8 135 135
1.04 December 20, 2013 24 159 159
1.0402 December 20, 2013 1 160 160
1.0411 February 13, 2014 13 173 173
1.0418 April 9, 2014 17 190 190
1.0464 May 18, 2014 26 216 216
1.0501(beta) Aug 25th 2014 28 (+34) 244 278
2 Feb 8th 2016 75 (+22) 319 375
2.0034 Jul 15th 2017 8 (+6) 327 389
2.0042 Aug 8th 2017 29 (+3) 356 421
2.0045 February 24th 2018 11 (+3) 367 435
2.01 April 18th 2018 20 387 455
August 1st 2018 23 (+3) 410 481
2.011 August 8th 2018 14 424 495
2.016 October 26th 2018 35 (+8) 459 538
2.018 March 5th 2019 26 (+2) 485 566
2.021 September 28th 2019 50 (+1) 535 617

Edit Trivia
  • With the exceptions of Plain, the primary tier names are comprised of flavors and secondary words (mostly minerals):
    • Berrylium, portmanteau of beryllium and berry
    • Blueberrylium, portmanteau of beryllium and blueberry
    • Chalcedhoney, portmanteau of chalcedony and honey
    • Buttergold, compound of butter and gold
    • Sugarmuck, compound of sugar and muck
    • Jetmint, compound of jet and mint
    • Cherrysilver, compound of cherry and silver
    • Hazelrald, portmanteau of hazel and emerald
    • Mooncandy, compound of moonstone and candy
    • Astrofudge, portmanteau of astrophyllite and fudge
    • Alabascream, portmanteau of alabaster and cream
    • Iridyum, portmanteau of iridium and yum
  • In Orteil's sprite sheet for all the icons in Cookie Clicker, there are currently unimplemented icons for the different tiers.
  • The Assistant to the Regional Manager kittens are a reference to Dwight Schrute from "The Office (US)".
  • Carpal tunnel prevention cream, and its flavor text "it...it hurts to click..." is a reference to the South Park episode "Make Love Not Warcraft".
  • The flavor text for "Four-Leaf Clover Field" is a reference to to the movie "Cloverfield."
  • The flavor text for the Cursor upgrade called "Iron Mouse" ("Click like it's 1349!") is probably a reference to the black metal band called "1349," as well as a reference to the Prince song "1999" ("Party like it's 1999!"). Or it simply could be the fact that it is iron, commonly used in medieval devices.
  • The flavor text for the Cursor upgrade called "Wishalloy Mouse" is a reference to the song "All Star" by Smash Mouth ("don't smash your mouse"), which lyrics include "Get your game on, go play."
  • The flavor text for the Cursor upgrade called "Ambidextrous" ("Look ma, both hands!") is a play on the phrase, "Look ma, no hands!"
  • The flavor text for the Cursor upgrade "Thousand Fingers" to "Quadrillion fingers" is a reference to Quagmire from Family Guy, who often says "Giggity" when he gets excited.
  • The flavor text for the Cursor upgrade "Quintillion fingers" is the second half of a quote given by Boomhauer, a character of King of the Hill in an episode when he discusses navigating the Internet.
  • The Mine upgrade "Ultimadrill"'s flavor text makes a reference to the anime Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann with its quote "Pierce the heavens, etc...". The line "Your drill is the drill that will pierce the heavens" has been used in many other works since, predominantly internet memes.
  • The Alchemy lab upgrade "Ambrosia" and its flavor text are a reference to the book series "Study" by Maria V. Snyder, relating a substance known as ambrosia, that is delicious but opens the mind to magical influence.
  • The Shipment upgrade "Warp Drive" and its flavor text "To boldly bake." are references to Star Trek.
  • The Portal upgrade "Sanity Dance" and its flavor text are a reference to the '80s pop song "Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats and the lyric from that song "We can dance if we want to / We can leave your friends behind" (We can change if we want to, we can leave our brains behind).
  • The flavor text for the Portal upgrade "Maddening Chants" is a reference to this memetic video about Moonbase Alpha
  • The flavor text for the Bunny Biscuts is a refrence from the book series Watership Down
  • The text from the cookie upgrade "Chocolate-stuffed biscuits" (A princely snack !) is a reference to a very-well known biscuits brand in France,"Prince".
  • The use of Portals and the Altered Grandmas may be a reference to "Immaterium" from Warhammer 40,000, in which the minds and/or bodies of those who travel through it are significantly warped.
  • The Time Machine upgrade "Flux Capacitors" and its flavor text are a reference to the Flux Capacitor in the Back to the Future trilogy.
  • The flavor text for Plain Cookies was orginally "Meh.".
  • The flavor text for the Time Machine upgrade "Time paradox resolver", "No more fooling around with your own grandmother!" is a reference to the episode "Roswell That Ends Well" of the television series Futurama, wherein the character Fry has intercourse with his own grandmother when he goes back in time, and in doing so, becomes his own grandfather.
  • The name of the Time Machine upgrade "Quantum Conundrum" may be a reference to the game of the same name.
  • The previous flavor text of the Time Machine upgrade "Quantum Conundrum" ("It's full of stars!") and the flavor text of the Shipment upgrade "Chocolate Monoliths" ("My god. It's full of chocolate bars.") are references to the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey and its quote "My God! It's full of stars!". The name of the "Chocolate Monoliths" upgrade may be a reference to the mysterious objects 'Monoliths', which are the focus of the movie.
  • The flavor text on the Time Machine upgrade "Causality Enforcer" is a reference to the movie The Matrix, shortly after they meet the causality program of the Matrix, when Morpheus says, "What happened, happened, and couldn't have happened any other way." It is also possible this is a reference to the television series, Lost, in which Daniel Faraday says the very same quote.
  • The in-game sprite for the time machine strongly resembles the one from the 1960 movie, "The Time Machine", based on the classic H. G. Wells novel, and superficially the machines from other dramatizations of the same.
  • The Antimatter Condenser upgrade "Large Macaron collider" is a reference to the Large Hadron Collider.
  • The Chancemaker upgrade "Winning lottery ticket" is a reference to the game Fallout: New Vegas and its flavour text "What lottery? THE Lottery, that's what lottery! The only lottery that matters!" is a quote by the character Oliver Swanick, who was the only survivor of a "cleansing" by the Caesar's Legion due to winning a lottery.
  • The Chancemaker upgrade "Your lucky cookie" and its flavor text is a reference to Uncle Scrooge's Lucky Dime- the first dime he ever earned and his most prized possesion.
  • The Chancemaker upgrade "Improbability Drive" and its flavor text is a reference to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy's Infinite Improbability Drive, a engine allowing spaceships to travel anywhere.
  • The Fractal Engine upgrade "One particularly good-humored cow" and it's flavor text may be a reference to Mokalsium.
  • Part of the flavor text for the Prism upgrade Gem Polish ("Truly, truly outrageous.") is a reference to the 1980s cartoon series Jem, specifically the opening theme.
    • Some believe that it may also be a reference to the League of Legends champion, Taric, but this too is a reference to the theme from "Jem."
  • The quote for the cookie upgrade "Eclipse Cookies" ("Look to the cookie.") is from a Seinfeld episode, "The Dinner Party", where Jerry orders an eclipse cookie. He explains to Elaine that they must 'look to the cookie' and all our race problems will be solved (this is referring to the black and white colors on the cookie, in harmony). It may also refer to a Mortal Kombat easter egg, "Look to la luna."
  • The quote for the cookie upgrade "Madeleines" ("Unforgettable!") is a reference to the book In Search of Lost Time by Marcel Proust, in which madeleines are used to contrast involuntary memory with voluntary memory.
  • The 4 cookies added in 1.036 - Madeleines, Palets, Palmiers and Sablés - are types of French biscuits, which may be a form of cheeky patriotism on Orteil's part.
  • The 4 new cookie upgrades added in version 1.075, Caramoas, Sagalongs, Shortfoils and Win Mints, are based on Girl Scout cookies, referring to Samoas, Tagalongs, Trefoils, and Thin Mints respectively.
  • The prices of the Kitten upgrades may be a reference to the common myth that cats have nine lives.
  • The flavor text for the Kitten upgrades (starting with Kitten engineers and the [text], sir) may be references to the movie "Fight Club".
  • The Mouse upgrade "Adamantium Mouse" is in reference to the fictitious metal of the same name in the Marvel Comics Universe and other popular media.
  • The Mouse upgrade "Unobtainium mouse" references a hypothetical material.
  • The title of the "Get Lucky" upgrade is a reference to the Daft Punk song of the same name. The flavor text even makes a reference to a section of the song's lyrics: "We're up all night to get lucky."
  • The flavor text of the debug upgrade "Ultrascience" ("YEAH, SCIENCE!") may be a reference to a quote said by Jesse Pinkman in a Breaking Bad episode titled "A No-Rough-Stuff-Type Deal."
  • The upgrade "Neuromancy" is most likely a reference to the novel Neuromancer by William Gibson, while it's flavor text could be a reference to the grandmas of the Grandmapocalypse.
  • The description of the upgrade Jaffa Cakes is a reference to a product of the same name introduced by the company McVitie's, and is a reference to Carl Sagan's quote "If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe" from his book Cosmos. It could also be a reference to the YouTube channel "The Yogscast" where in a modded version of Minecraft called Tekkit, they created a factory to automatically make jaffa cakes.
  • The flavor text of the "Heavenly chip secret" upgrade may be a reference to a quote from the original Legend of Zelda game for the NES- "It's a secret to everybody.'
  • The name and flavor text of the "Loreols" upgrade is a reference to the L'Oréal brand and their slogan: "Because you're worth it.".
    • Additionally, the name and appearance are based on Oreo brand cookies.
  • The name and flavor text of Grease's Cups is a reference to Reese's Peanut Butter Cups chocolate candy.
  • The name and flavor text of Zilla Wafers is a reference to the Japanese movie monster, Godzilla, as well as the snack Nilla Wafers.
  • The name and flavor text of Digits is a reference to Cadbury's Chocolate Fingers that come in the same flavors depicted in the sprite.
  • Lombardia cookies is a reference to Milano cookies from the Pepperidge Farm brand.
    • The flavor text of Lombardia cookies is a reference to the internet meme "Pepperidge Farm Remembers".
  • Bastenaken cookies is a reference to Bastogne cookies from French company Lefèvre-Utile (Bastenaken is Bastogne in Dutch).
  • Communal Brainsweep may be a reference to the Brainsweeper enemy from that other well known browser game, Kingdom of Loathing (which is an abomination created "For Science!", similar to a lot of the Research Center upgrades); alternatively, it may refer instead - or as well - to Brainsweeping from the Mysterious Benedict Society novels, a drastic form of brainwashing which erases almost all of the subject's memories. In either case, it ain't good.
  • The "Bat cookies" flavor text is a reference to the movie, "The Dark Knight" where Commissioner Gordon says that Batman is the hero that Gotham deserves.'.
  • The "Eyeball cookies" flavor text and the "Abysmal glimmer" upgrade are references to Nietzche's Beyond Good and Evil, aphorism 146.
    • The flavour text is a reference to the line "when you stare deep into the abyss, the abyss stares back"
  • The "Spider cookies" flavor text is a reference to the theme song of '60s television series cartoon, Spider-Man: The Animated Series.
  • The "Ghost cookies" flavor text is a reference to the Ghostbusters theme song.
  • The "Christmas Tree Biscuits" quote, "Whose pine is it anyway?" is a reference to the popular comedy-improvisation show "Whose line is it anyway?" that ran in the late 80's to early 90's with both English and American versions.
  • The flavor text of "Santa's Dominion" makes a reference to a poem of Ozymandias by Percy Bysshe Shelley. The poem's quote is "My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
  • The Weighted Sleighs upgrade's flavor text may possibly be a reference to a saying from Gabe Newell.
  • It seems like even with upgrades that make other upgrades cheaper, you still need the original amount of cookies for upgrades to light up. This is only a visual bug, and you can still buy the upgrade even if it isn't brightened.
  • When holding your cursor in the store and moving it quickly over the tooltip of an upgrade, the store window will minimize.
  • The flavor text for the Christmas upgrade 'Increased merriness' ,'The s'more the merrier', is a play on the quote, "The more the merrier". A s'more is a roasted marshmallow sandwiched between two graham crackers.
  • If the game is not in Christmas season, using the command 'Game.seasonPopup.spawn ()' will spawn a bouncing golden cookie instead of a reindeer.
  • The flavor text for the Ghostly biscuit upgrade "spooky scary skeletons will wake you with a boo" is a reference to the Andrew Gold song "Spooky Scary Skeletons"
  • The Prism upgrade Pure Cosmic Light was the only main building final upgrade to not have a blue sparkle in its sprite as of V1.0411 (fixed in 1.0418).
  • The flavor text for the prism upgrade Grainbow, "Remember the different grains using the handy Roy G. Biv mnemonic" refers to the mnemonic Roy G. Biv, which actually is used to remember the seven colors of the rainbow.
  • Вefore 1.0420, season updates couldn't be bought twice in a row (i.e. once the 24 hours are over, it becomes locked again, so you need to buy a different season before you can buy this one again).
  • Starting with the version 2, base cost of "Licorice macarons" upgrade increased 10 million times, from 1 quintillion to 10 septillion, which makes it most significant upgrade cost increase both in absolute and relative numbers at the moment. Next cost increase in absolute numbers to consider is "Brane transplant" — from 1.667 trillion to 5 quintillion (cost of efficiency increase upgrades for buildings is calculated based on building base price and tier multiplier common for all building types).
  • The flavor text for Bunny biscuit is a reference to Watership Down's El-Ahrairah being blessed with being hard to catch.
  • The flavor text for Duck Egg is a reference to the song, video, and book 'The Duck Song.'
  • The flavor text for Robin Egg is a reference to the superhero Robin from the 1960s Batman TV show as he would often make exclamations following the same format.
  • The flavor text for Salmon roe is a reference to the song 'Libera me from hell' from the anime 'Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.'
  • The flavor text for Omelette "Omelette du fromage" is a reference to an episode of the cartoon show 'Dexter's Laboratory', when the main character (Dexter) repeats the same phrase over and over again.
  • The "Aqua crustulae" upgrade name means "Water of cookie" in Latin, although in proper grammar this would be "Aqua crustuli" or "Aqua crustulorum". It's probably is a reference to Latin expression "Aqua vitae" that means "Water of life".
  • The "Ardent heart biscuits" upgrade's flavor text probably have a reference to Red Hot Chili Peppers band.
  • The "egg" bears a strong resemblance to a normal Pokémon egg from the game series "Pokémon".
  • The flavor text for "Shark Egg" is a reference to the thoughts of the sharks in one of Orteil's other games, Nested
  • If you look at the upgrades in the Stats screen after they are purchased, they will all say "[Purchased]". However, the kitten upgrades will say "[Purrchased]". This also applies to the upgrade when it is not purchased; on the bottom it says "Click to purrchase" instead of "Click to purchase."
  • Version 2 changed quite a few upgrades:
    • All upgrades that "added x base CpS" to the buildings were changed to another "doubles efficiency" upgrade, which was a buff because the base CpS increase was less than the original base CpS, and each upgrade stacks with all others (except the doubling efficiency of cursors and their -illion fingers)
    • Every -illion fingers upgrade for the cursors except "thousand fingers" and (maybe) "million fingers" were buffed, so now all of them except "thousand fingers" add 5x10x cookies per cursor. "Octillion fingers" now gives 5 million CpS per cursor instead of around 200,000 (needs correction).
    • As stated above, Persistent Memory is no longer an actual upgrade, but now a legacy upgrade, costing 5 heavenly chips.
    • Upgrades that add to the cookie production multiplier (i.e. Santa's Dominion adds +20% cookie production) were buffed to be global, so the percentages were reduced. Cookie upgrades that added +5% made the percentage, for example, go from 1,000% go up to 1,005% production. Now, those +5% cookie upgrades give +1% cookie production, and would boost the percentage from 1,000% to 1,010%.
    • The description of certain research upgrades were changed to match how they really act. One Mind, for example, originally said "grandmas gain +1 base CpS per 50 grandmas," implying you may need to get 50 grandmas for a CpS boost. Now, it says "grandmas gain +0.02 CpS per grandma," showing that each grandma boosts every other grandma by 0.02 base CpS, instead of requiring 50 to get the boost.
    • Some cookies/biscuits (i.e. Macarons) now require a Heavenly Upgrade to purchase.
  • The Cookie Upgrade "Pecan Sandies" flavor text is a reference to the It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 "Sweet Dee's Dating a Retarded Person" where Frank wants the band to be called "The Pecan Sandies"
  • The flavor text for the "Molasses cookies" upgrade is a reference to the song "Potatoes and Molasses" from Episode 3 of the short cartoon series "Over the Garden Wall."
  • The stuff rationale's description is a reference to the Xavier: Renegade Angel episode "Vibracaust."
  • The flavor text for the "Butter pucks" upgrade is a reference to the character Puck from Shakespeare's play A Midsummer Night's Dream, when Puck says, "Lord, what fools these mortals be!"
  • "Beardlier Beards" Wizard Upgrade flavor text "The beard is the word" is a reference to the song Surfin Bird by The Trashmen.
  • The Name and flavor text for "Rules of acquisition" is a refrence to the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition from the Start Trek series.
  • The "Havabreaks" upgrade is a reference to Kit Kat chocolate bars. The name is a reference to the Kit Kat slogan "Have a break", the icon looks similar to actual Kit Kat bars, and the flavor text describes the chocolate bar and brings up the 200+ Kit Kat flavors in Japan.
  • The "Dim Dams" upgrade references the popular snack Tim Tams.
  • The flavor text for Corn syrup cookies is likely a reference to the "Country girls make do" meme phrase.
  • Christmas Santa Upgrades:
    • The flavor text for "A festive hat, Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse, is a direct quotation from the poem "A Visit from St. Nicholas"
    • The flavor text for "Reindeer baking grounds" is a reference to the book Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus by John Gray.
    • The flavor text for "Santa's legacy" is a reference to a quote from the movie Scarface: “In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.”
    • The flavor text for "Santa's dominion" is a reference to the poem Ozymandias by Percy Bysshe Shelley: 'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings; Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!'
  • Debug Upgrades:
    • The "Reindeer Season" flavor text Go, Cheater! Go, Hacker and Faker! is a reference the poem "A Visit from St. Nicholas" where santa calls his reindeer by name: And he whistled, and shouted, and call'd them by name:​​​​​​"Now! Dasher, now! Dancer, now! Prancer and Vixen,'"On! Comet, on! Cupid, on! Donner and Blitzen"
    • The "Magic Shenanigans" flavor text "It's magic, I ain't gotta explain sh*t." is a reference to the meme of the same name. Meme explanation on know your meme.
    • The " Turbo-charged soil" flavor text "It's got electrolytes!" is a reference to the movie "Idiocracy"
  • The upgrade "Forwards from grandma" is a reference to the subreddit r/forwardsfromgrandma.

Cookie Clicker game mechanics
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